5 Most Annoying Types of People at Parties

[A-X]

scumbag steve

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[into the rain]

the motherfucker who insists that i watch some dumbass youtube video that he finds hilarious

fuck that dude.

[gfunkdocta]

the dude dat toots his own horn

[koi]

-Pretend drunks

-Bathroom hogging motherfucker who can't handle their liquor

-Overly aggressive douchebag

-People who get too comfortable when they drink, even worst when they're pretending to be drunk.

-Number 4 leads to worst things.

[fastboat]

1. The guy who plays guitar

2. The girl who cant hold her liquor

3. The guy who cant hold his liquor

4. The tough as shit guy

5. The fat friend who always has to cock block me

[ayo4yayo]

-The guy that gets mad at girls turning him down for a dance

-The guy that jumps in the conversation when your talking to a pretty girl

-The girl that thinks your checking her out

-The person that brings up there problems, bitch this isnt group therapy

[dirtyjack]

people that pushes you using their back. douche

[Tomas 0010]

the motherfucker who insists that i watch some dumbass youtube video that he finds hilarious

fuck that dude.

These guys are such dick cheese

[koi]

the guy who follows you, and gradually gets closer every time you see him. and when you take a piss on the side of the house, he tries to get it in while you're not looking.

[Daeregaol]

1. Guys who act tough but can't actually handle a drink.

2. People who ignore you at parties because they know more people then you but then become clingy once you've made more friends than them.

3. People who pretend to be way more drunk then they actually are.

4. Girls who get super slutty when they're drunk.

5. Friends who don't let you leech of their drinks...

I think I had something I was more annoyed at but I forgot. Oh well.

[Goslett]

1. Girl who gets drunk off 1 shot and turns into an obnoxious bitch

2. Guy who doesn't bring enough booze and tries to steal yours

3. Random guy who tries to get in a session when a couple friends have a j or whatever going. /also rivals "guy who steals your lighter and never gives it back"

4. The couple that uses the bathroom to fuck in while you're just tryna take a piss.

5. The cocky douchebag guy who tries to hit on every girl that moves, announces how many beers he's had, and sings shit.

[haploid]

people who take themselves too seriously and spend too much time judging everyone else in the room instead of getting hyphy

[i wear shooes]

people who ask "so what are you going to do after college?"

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

[Aeroplane]

\3. Random guy who tries to get in a session when a couple friends have a j or whatever going.

Don't bust out the gonga if you don't wanna share miser.

annoying types...those that sneak off, smoke, and come back baked and totally outa sync with the party.

[FranklinCosgrove]

people who ask "so what are you going to do after college?"

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

You mad cause you don't have an answer? Can't live with yourself?

[Goslett]

^ Nah I kind of understand him on that one. Regardless of if you have an answer or not, its a boring fucking question and worse conversation. Maybe I'm just tired of it right now because I'm 1/2 way through my undergrad and get asked that question seemingly once I week.

[broneck]

The couple that uses the bathroom to fuck in while you're just tryna take a piss.

Yeah, people who aren't getting laid are usually resentful of those who are.

[into the rain]

people who ask "so what are you going to do after college?"

this is a legitimate question.

im sorry about your humanities degree bro.

[domdomdomdom]

Yeah, people who aren't getting laid are usually resentful of those who are.

im resentful(envious?) of people that vomit in the bathroom while you trying to take a piss

[broneck]

people who are puking are usually oblivious to those who aren't.

[Hocus Pocus]

1. Friends who don't bring their own controllers.

2. Kids who obviously don't do many sleepovers, and get annoyed when they can't get to sleep before midnight

3. The one guy who gets way too hyper on caffeine and jumps around a lot.

4. Kids who stick skittles up your nose when you are asleep

5. Girls

[superbeveridge]

1. The grad student who can't shut about his work.

2. The dude that thinks he is always right.

3. The chick that showered in the shitty stripper perfume.

4. dbags.

5. The idiot that wants to dance in a party where everyone is just chilling out and keeps bumping into your drink.

6. The retard that ask, "did that tattoo hurt?"

7. The guy or girl that keeps bumping into you newly done tattoo that still fucking hurts even though it is covered and they don't know you have it... I hate that fuck.

8. That friend that you brought to the party that immediately starts doing doubles and you know they are a bad drunk and can only imagine the embarrassing things that are about to happen.

9. DRUNK HORNY UGLY CHICKS... FUCK OFF I AM NOT THAT DRUNK YET... come find me in an hour though.

[freecat]

I hate the guy who brings someone that can't handle his drink and when you're making fun of his friend he comes to you all moralising and saying you're a jerk (while you're obvisouly drunk enough not to give a shit). fuck you bitch get better friends.

[Vinneus]

1.Too Drunk

2.Not Drunk

3.Too High

4.Not High

5.ME

[Bona Drag]

guy who sticks his dick in the mashed potatoes

[bfan]

girls who scream at everything

downers who suddenly confess their life story/spill their hearts out

anyone who gets competitive with how much weed they smoke

[haploid]

people who try to have a "heart to heart" with you when you really don't give a fuck about them even when sober

[into the rain]

fucking dudes who count how many shots or cans of whatever they had.

YO BRO I HAD LIKE 5 SHOTS OF PATRON, 3 SHOTS OF EVERCLEAR.

ugh. congrats?

[freecat]

yeah and it's usually the same kind of person who black out at 1am. even if he's unconscious you stand next to him and ask "how many shots of what did you have again ?"

it's not about what or how much you drink it's about how little fuss you make about it.

[toufu]

Motherfuckers That Come To Party's Uninvited, Take Advantage Of The Homegirls, Then When Shit Goes Down Calls The Fucking Cops Cuzz They Couldnt Handle Their Own Shit Wtf