Rappers say the darndest things..

[snugglepony]

plans to leave, throw the keys to lil' cease

pull the truck up front and roll up the next blunt

so we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly

a t-bone steak, cheese, eggs and welch's grape

conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do

what we came to do, ain't that right boo (true)

forget the telly we just go to the crib

and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me

[red]

i live by two words:

fuck you, pay me

-kanye

[snugglepony]

i live by two words:

fuck you, pay me

-ray liotta

funny, i didn't know he rapped...

[red]

funny, i didn't know he rapped...

if joe pesci could, im sure he could too.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

cam'ron

I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting

Y'all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting

I do the recruiting, I tutor the students

I nurture they brain, I'm moving the movement

Whether buddist or budah, that's judist or juda

I got luger to ruger, hit from +Roota to Toota+

Chick from hooter to hooter, I put two in producers

I'm the real boss story, the hoolah of hoosiers

I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy

I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"

Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"

I'll tell you true stories, how I coldly hold heat

When it's repping time, I get on extra grind

Fried to fricassee, pepperseed to pepperdine

Jeff Hamilton, +Genesis+, leather time

Bitches say I'm the man, I tell 'em "Nevermind"

that shit is amazing, dont front...

[reka5matik]

And when it comes to gettin nookie Im not a rookie

I got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopie

-Big L

[kiya]

i live by two words:

fuck you, pay me

-kanye

J-Zone said this first almost ten years ago.

But nobody ever listens to J-Zone..

[PG2G]

J-Zone said this first almost ten years ago.

But nobody ever listens to J-Zone..

That's cuz dude is kinda wack, he's funny as hell though. Bling around the collar is my shit.

[wEstSidE]

J-Zone said this first almost ten years ago.

But nobody ever listens to J-Zone..

because he's fucking weird.

he scares little children

myriad other reasons.

reminds me of shock g (without the awesome hair)

Anyway, I think I've concluded that Cam'ron's work will be appreciated far more in the future than it is today. He is an amazing rapper who has transcended traditional boundaries. His excellence is only improved upon by minstrel rapper Jibz (sp?). It's my life's ambition to become a patron of the arts and then a curator at MoMA, where I will acquire vestiges of Dipset's reign over New York city in the early 21st century. I hope that their works will be heralded as brilliant postmodernist works.

-Rootie tootie fruity Louis

P.S. Ron Jeremy made a rap song and got on the charts with it. Also Henry Rollins is a comedian now. What is the world coming to.

P.S.S. YOU MAD YOU MAD

[kiya]

Speaking of bad rappers.. one of my favorite songs of all time

is "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage.

If you've never heard this song, do yourself a huge favor and download it from your favorite file sharing site asap.

Here's a teaser:

"Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)

Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft

Doin telephone commercials I seen ya

Dancin in tights as a ballerina

I knew all along you had those tendencies

Cuz you've been runnin from Macho like I got a disease

Dude, please, your pay per view event was a joke

You're avoidin Randy Savage cause you know you'll get smoked

Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast

But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed

I called him out but the punk was scared to go

It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show

Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope

And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap

Cause like Rodney Dangerfield you gets no respect

So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check"

now go download the song, you gotta really HEAR this shit to understand.

[wEstSidE]

It truly was an amazing song and a turning point in hip hop. That was back when everybody thought rap and all that "breakdancing" were fads.

Someone should post up Rodney Dangerfield's rap.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1i2v1b0BsbA

[red]

Speaking of bad rappers.. one of my favorite songs of all time

is "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage.

If you've never heard this song, do yourself a huge favor and download it from your favorite file sharing site asap.

Here's a teaser:

"Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)

Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft

Doin telephone commercials I seen ya

Dancin in tights as a ballerina

I knew all along you had those tendencies

Cuz you've been runnin from Macho like I got a disease

Dude, please, your pay per view event was a joke

You're avoidin Randy Savage cause you know you'll get smoked

Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast

But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed

I called him out but the punk was scared to go

It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show

Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope

And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap

Cause like Rodney Dangerfield you gets no respect

So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check"

now go download the song, you gotta really HEAR this shit to understand.

jay-zs a biter.

[so-so]

^ i believe the thread starter said "listen to music and remember the GEMS"

sadtimes.

You're really good at the internet. (10)

[superdupersang]

this didnt get the proper love the first time round so here it is again:

Roots Manuva, Witness the Fitness

Breakneck speed

we drown ten pints of bitter

we lean all day

and some say that ain't productive

but that depends upon the demon that you're stuck with

'cos right now

I see clearer than most

I sit here contented with this cheese on toast

Generate G's and then we stash them in the Swiss

we in collision with the beast

lost we religion and we can't get no peace

idiot weakheart want to take I for chief

stoop to their level and we plotting cold grief

but we should know that

discipline maketh the geez

all you brits out there, REPRESENT.

[superBobo]

Roots manuva really got some amazing stuff, that whole record is dope.

[wEstSidE]

space doo doo pistols.

now my helmets on you can't tell me i'm not in space.

who else but kool keith/dr.octagon?

[artificialsky]

Call me Thorburn, John H., staff sergeant

Marksman, skill in killin', illin', I'm able and willin'

Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage a village

Illegitimate killers, US Military guerrillas

This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit

World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict

[superdupersang]

chistopher biggins rhyming "beretta" and "hole is your sweater"

[Crillz]

"there's no water but you're gonna go swimmin' / we don't like y'all, we like women (I like girls)"

- Vast Aire, "Posse Slash"

"that nigga jumped up and did the Damon Dash"

- Ghostface Killah "9 Milla Bros."

[superdupersang]

shoot my dog, ill kill you cat.

jay z, rapping about his suburban zoo

[sohoADDICT]

DMX about Jay-Z wearing flip flops:

"The flip flops-he's just not the same," X tells the magazine. It's Beyonce. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't wear flip flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I'm on - we been to St. Thomas, Bahamas, all the little islands - I don't wear no flip-flops. I'm never that comfortable, not even in my own house."

lmaooooo... thats "The X" for ya

[broneck]

Smell Me?!

[broneck]

also

Sittin in my room with a razor blade

Thinkin all my days are played as much as my single needs to fade away

Shoot myself in the arm and start bleedin

Don't wanna go yet, stick a straw in my wound and taste my heart beatin

Fuckin bitch left me and I ain't even peaked yet

(Fuck all that noise playboy, this leak's wet)

Smoke a bundle to the face lace my brain and neurons

Carvin all my downfalls into my fuckin forearm

(Cage snap out of this, it's just a girl)

It's just the world, it's just a life, it's just a rusty Rambo knife

wedged between my ribs scratchin my heart up tonight

I'm gonna pull this shit off in front of all my friends

Went swimmin under the Brooklyn Bridge tryna catch the bends

Didn't swim deep enough my head imploded ten percent

Floated to the surface, the paramedic's like - what's this stench?

(I want everbody to back up, he's still alive)

I'm a suicidal failure, look my life's a failure

I can't make it in rap because my birth's an error

Do what I can to catch a quick death

but I'm meant to be here and that's the fuckin hell I live with

Took the phone off the hook, ate multi-colored pills

Washed it down with Absolut and started writin out my will

Give my dawg bootlegs PS2 and DC

To my girl who left me when she said, "Pick me or PCP"

Since I love to smoke I thought it was a joke

Tried to hang myself and I fell free from the rope

Broke both my arms, my neck smashed my femur

Got up somehow and limped in front of a beamer

Cracked my rib cage, look what you did Cage, you're dying

but I'm not dead yet I'm still trying

Cut my wrist and walked past some crips bleedin red

in hopes that I get shot in the fuckin head

I drank a bottle of Jack, sniffed three bottles of kitty

In the middle of the freeway walkin to the city

So much PCP I changed my name to watermouth

Pumpin Masta Ase I walked into a jewish +Slaughtahouse+

Throw myself on the hook, now that's the chorus

Got split from my neck to my dick, now that's what poor is

Hollow man look at all my dangling parts

Dropping to the gutter with a piece of you in my heart

Little piece of shit that I couldn't fling from my chest

Should of stayed alive long enough to kill the fag you're with

but right now, my skin is gettin stripped off

Each one of my limbs is ripped off covered in thick sauce

My head hits the conveyer, I'm not thick(?) and a prayer is sick

I'm wacthin a movie at Loewe's alone and you suckin some guy's dick

Six seconds left when I die I'm gonna find her

on some Poltergeist shit while my face goes through the grinder