Rappers say the darndest things..

[zelah]

"i'ma get my chief on

while she such my ding dong

eyes like a ching chong

hard on like king kong

putcha dick in her mouth

give me head till i'm dead"

three 6 mafia

from the same song

"I'ma in my verse

I'ma take it nice and simple

She'll suck yo dick til it's sharp like a pencil"

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

I like bitches, big booty bitches.

Notorious BIG

[so-so]

I've listened to this song like, 10 times today and every time this line sticks out to me...

Before I rock raps, I drink a keg of Listerine

Then I spit the freshest lines you'll ever hear for centuries

Then I form blazing sword and cut your mic cords

And kill them garbage rhymes only your friends get hyped for

Blitz your whole team, them niggaz need to come clean

So I give 'em an acid wash like old school Levi jeans

[fndmybetterhalf]

Binary Star - Honest Expressions

Rhyme after rhyme it's the same topic

What make you think you hardcore cuz you was raised in the projects

Broke ass finally got a hundred in your pocket

Now you on the mic spittin' money's no object

------------------------------

David Banner - Play

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl

Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl

I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor

A nigga can't fuck, what you think your finger made for

I'ma beat that pussy up

You get it wet enough, I might lick it up

Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl

Lick that clit

Cum girl

Uh, I wanna see your legs shake

Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break

Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache

Think about the type right now, girl, mastur

(Uh uh) bate for a nigga, freak you in the clubs

stop worrying about them other hoes

It's me in your world

Work that clit

Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet

Work that, lemme see you drip sweat

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet

Work that, lemme see you drip sweat

[abstraktgeformt]

My favorite line from Biggie's Big Booty Hoes:

I like em cute, round tits and fat asses

Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses

[evisu 2000]

MC Eiht left the G out his name because he ran with Broadway Gangster Crips who's enemy are Grape St . he just reinforced a general rule to try and erase the letter of your enemy from your mouth . Bloods say bigarette instead of cigarette - crips never spell works that have a k following the C proper . fuck is spelled fucc etc ....

dj quik < see no C .. quik is gay

yes i know...

and you can't deny that dollaz and sense is one of the top 5 greatests dis tracks.

[kiya]

you guys ready for this shit?

"I'm so bad i'll suck my own dick.."

-UGK

"Fire up the grill and burn the bitch like charcoal"

-Suga Free

"Dead babies in my apartment suffocated by plastic, i'm a psycho, stab some meat out yo' stomach to make me a taco, pour some chocolate on your arms so you'll taste like a Snicker..."

-Poison Clan

"I'd rather give you my bitch, than give you my last bit of endo smoke, i'd rather give you my bitch, the whole bitch, and nothing but the bitch"

-Suga Free

and to finish this off:

"See.. I'm a mother-fuckin' maniac I gotta top it

I talk to the bitch ... before I kill 'em

I'm like a psycho like Charles Manson - the blood drilla'

I take yo life and take yo arms and cut the bitches off

And play a bloody mother-fuckin' game of golf

And break your arms, your legs I shoulda did it sooner

Reach in yo stomach - pull out a piece o' tuna"

-Master P (from 1991)

Add to this pretty much ANY song by Project Pat, the KING of ignant rap.

This was off the top of my head, the brain space could be far better used than this i'm sure..

[Crillz]

"see the face on my watch/see your face in my crotch"

cam

[drofhiphopology]

darndest verse from Throw Some D's

"I Neva Slip, I Neva Fall, Alot Of Hoes Give Me Dey Numbas But I Neva Call

A Real O.G Look At VIP and see a Nigga Ball,

then Afta We Hit Da Club baby Imma Hit Dem Draws Yea

Imma Brek You Off

And thats all,

Every Freak Should Have A Picture Of My

Dick On Dey Wall"

dope verse by One Be Lo

"Better believe this, most rappers can't achieve this

I'm bad to the bone but x-rays can't even see this

See I'm strategic I letcha money talk bullshit walk

While I keep it rollin' like parapalegics

Whoever's on the microphone let it be known

You in danger, I got next(necks) like the Boston Strangler

You ain't never heard an emcee speak like this

And Rodney King ain't never felt a beat like this"

[chizzua]

dmx

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse

I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse

jim jones

twinkle twinkle

cam'ron

I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting

Y'all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting

I do the recruiting, I tutor the students

I nurture they brain, I'm moving the movement

Whether buddist or budah, that's judist or juda

I got luger to ruger, hit from +Roota to Toota+

Chick from hooter to hooter, I put two in producers

I'm the real boss story, the hoolah of hoosiers

I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy

I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"

Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"

I'll tell you true stories, how I coldly hold heat

When it's repping time, I get on extra grind

Fried to fricassee, pepperseed to pepperdine

Jeff Hamilton, +Genesis+, leather time

Bitches say I'm the man, I tell 'em "Nevermind"

young dro

50 references of cars he owns in every song

[NESK]

i dare a motherfucker to come in my face.

-pharrel

i guess you aint heard that we swallow guys.

-pharrel

[soundune]

let me hit it from the back girl, i won't catch a hernia. bust off on your couch, now you got seaman's furniture

- phife dog

[beefcake]

all night long

all night long

all night long

all night long

l. richie

[wEstSidE]

"Is you sick from the dick or is it the flu?

It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew"

Don't hate on Top Dogg. "All About U" is my shit man.

BTW, I don't think Necro should be allowed in here. He's trying to say the worst shit possible. I think looptroop deserves to be in here though.

I also don't think it's fair to pick on kool keith. he's been in a mental institution for christ's sake.

[fixoid]

Now down the corridor was old fat Ned,

Schemin' on a blowjob from a crackhead,

He was like `hey wanna piece little man?'

I was like `Yo, I'm better off with my haaaannnndddd!!!!!!!'

[notesee]

I fuck you, you fuck him, we don't care

He fuck you, fuck me, we like this here

I toss a bitch, he toss a bitch, that's how we ball

He ain't right, I ain't right, we both dogs

- Juvenile & BG - Dog Ass

Can't be nice right? Can't be arrogant

I stab a bitch over ice, Nancy Kerrigan

Slash Tonya Harding, see the mobster's mobbin

You don't like us right? We got ya momma boppin

- Cam'ron - War

[mr fluffernutter]

one of my favourite goes something like this:

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

[arem]

To hell with emotions

I don't stop till I cream a muthafucka like lotion

Remorse - what the fuck is that?

I beat your mama ass and go get a six-pack

Willie D/Geto Boys - "Read These Nikes"

[mrshmearo]

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me

What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doodoo?

Smear purple flies on your forehead

Spit in your salad, vomit on your brother's breakfast

Take your ass outside, burn your mother's house

Bring pet mice, and scare your sister with my gray mouse

Then drop him under the bed, and leave him there dead

Take out your parakeet, with scissors, clip his head

Then get the charcoal, whassup, burn your dog's legs

Walk by the barbershop, and hit the glass with eggs

Then go in the club and dance, mix the alcohol

Great with roach spray, here's a drink, have a ball

Dr. Octagon (Kool Keith) - I'm Destructive

[NESK]

Secret service herbs kids

we serve bids in cipher circles

lights get purple, as i dissed it like some girls that are hurtful

words get personal and have irreversable effects

get cursed with a hex

the worst intellects

kick a verse about sex

diverse and complex

eyes hurt from concepts

too small like find print, watch my miiind squint

i forced rhymers in sync

with more time than i think

it crossed your mind that my 3rd eye don't blink

you snap your fingers trying to make it flinch

useless like backup singers

i'll take an inch then run that extra mile

mcs forget to smile when they strike a pose and freeze

but i have yet to hear one forget to say cheese

or how they make gs, or how they bake trees

foamin at the mouth like they got rabies, you know their fake steez

i'll break every musical bone in your body

don't hate me because i'm beautiful when i'm on the microphone at the party

word up, i ain't capone or gottie

i wont bone your hottie

just have your mama disown ya probly

i used to think sage francis was brilliant. now not so much.

[__3xL]

let me hit it from the back girl, i won't catch a hernia. bust off on your couch, now you got seaman's furniture

- phife dog

hee hee smoooooth

My contribution >

" I feel like slappin my boss today .. slap slap "

Ludacris - Slap

[Icicle Cubicle]

wow, a lot of you kids listen to some fucking horrible rap. i want to punch this thread in the face.

[superdupersang]

roots manuva, witness the fitness:

we lean all day and some say this aint productive

we drown 10 pints of bitter

jerk chiken jerk fish

[__3xL]

http://www.trendpimp.com/media/934/5_Year_Old_Bobby_Jay_Sings_Lil_Bow_Wow.html

http://www.trendpimp.com/media/937/Condi_Rice_Rap.html

[fadingblue]

tengo frio el corazon,

pero la verga caliente

-Cartel de Santa

if you understand spanish, i found it really funny

[soundune]

give me a freaky kinky nation with a total female population

i can deal with that situation

i don't care about my reputation

-egyption lover

[notesee]

wow, a lot of you kids listen to some fucking horrible rap. i want to punch this thread in the face.

Isn't the point of this thread to post dumb, ignorant, and funny verses or lines?

I find this thread entertaining.

[Icicle Cubicle]

^ i believe the thread starter said "listen to music and remember the GEMS"

sadtimes.

[Spaghettini]

i used to think sage francis was brilliant. now not so much.

what changed your opinion? i dig his wordplay, and his flow is undeniable on that track.

personally I'm a big fan of the "sick of. . ." series of mixtapes, but his "real" album was crap. all those freestyle tracks he did were what got me to like him in the first place. I did see him live and he was a good performer.

[todesengel]

^ i believe the thread starter said "listen to music and remember the GEMS"

sadtimes.

Sarcasm... on my internet? It's more likely than you think.