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does anyone have a megavideo acct that i could borrow the info for? trying to watch trueblood but i guess ive used up my time?

on that note does anyone have a megarotic account? :confused::o

edit: kidding!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: no seriously folks hit me up

edit: what is this i dont even

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THE CREATION OF PUSSY

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,

using a knife, he have it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell

threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,

touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

i remember first reading this back in middle school, and not thinking it was very funny but laughed anyway so the dude that showed it to me wouldnt feel so bad. so to you i send a fine, haha

my dad says "my hovercraft is full of eels" all the time

about a month ago when i was first trying to learn the korean alphabet, i ended up on this korean phrase website and this was one of the actual phrases, which i followed up on and it turned out to be kinda interesting.

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i remember first reading this back in middle school, and not thinking it was very funny but laughed anyway so the dude that showed it to me wouldnt feel so bad. so to you i send a fine, haha

its the first time i seen i thought it was funny!:(

I feel like going out but then i kinda dont also....:confused:

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jailbait... mmmmm.

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yes its really good i went there with my ex last year. 4 course meal Freshest ingredients available the thing is though you dont pick your dish They serve you what is available. Also you gotta reserve that shit in advance + its 125 bucks

Hella Classy Bro

hey wait aren't u virgin?? $250 dinner and no pussy???

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tonight i smoked with a few of my friends and we drove to this area called "tiny town" because it has really tiny houses and narrow roads and a community chapel. it was really really effin creepy. i've driven through a bunch of times before but this time was especially creepy..

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satellite view of the weird neighborhood..

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My APC's waistband button is fading away to show the bronze under the nickel, it's pretty nice. The fade is complete, 3 years later.

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^^ whoa. looks like a ufo pick-up sight .. kinda reminds me of the movie SIGNS or somthin.

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My APC's waistband button is fading away to show the bronze under the nickel, it's pretty nice. The fade is complete, 3 years later.

you seriously wore for 3 year? wtf superdenim need you

^^ whoa. looks like a ufo pick-up sight .. kinda reminds me of the movie SIGNS or somthin.

I thought the same shit. also reminds me of movies with like huge secret communities and shit like children of the corn or wicker man

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^^ yeah reminds me of that one goosebumps episodes where it's like halloween and they get stuck in that weird track house-like community trick-or-treating for all eternity

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Best thing about studying at an art school is learning about all these artists.

James Turrell

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went to pomona college last week for my illuminations class and saw one of his installations. pretty dope

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this bitch is coming back from korea today and i hate hate hate hate her, too bad she is friends with every single one of my friends.

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without school i finally have some time to do some shit for myself. finish reading some books i have on my list, finish up some car shit, etc. gotta be as productive as possible and sufu is not helping :( but i <3 you guys

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Watched the French Open final match between Kuznetsova and Safina today...

Man, how come two of the best tennis players in the world are chubby.. how does that happen?

I dun get it.

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lol i just found out i have a brand new pair of bapes in their box in my closet. i bought 3 pairs of the same colorway in different sizes about 3 years ago because they were on yoox for a ridiculous low price and proceeded to sell 2 of them for more than twice of what i payed for them.

now i gotta move these on ebay i guess.

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Watched the French Open final match between Kuznetsova and Safina today...

Man, how come two of the best tennis players in the world are chubby.. how does that happen?

I dun get it.

because it's more skill-based than fitness based.

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SUFU halp me.

I want to do something fun with the rest of my day, but I don't know what.

Suggest things and I will grace you with a touch from my epeen.

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too late to start thinking about most of those (it's already 4:20 over here, but I ain't got no green so no luck there either).

I think I'm going to go buy some beer and eat a burrito.

I'm going to go swimming and play some basquetbol tomorrow though.

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this bitch is coming back from korea today and i hate hate hate hate her, too bad she is friends with every single one of my friends.

is she cute?

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lol i just found out i have a brand new pair of bapes in their box in my closet. i bought 3 pairs of the same colorway in different sizes about 3 years ago because they were on yoox for a ridiculous low price and proceeded to sell 2 of them for more than twice of what i payed for them.

now i gotta move these on ebay i guess.

are bape kicks even hot anymore?

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SUFU halp me.

I want to do something fun with the rest of my day, but I don't know what.

Suggest things and I will grace you with a touch from my epeen.

fishing

hiking

go carts

golf

mini golf

fly a kite

go for a run

ride a bike

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