Random Thoughts...

[Bona Drag]

^^

b/c white people are better at rap than black people

[samsikle]

ha, i didn't even realize

[Bona Drag]

don't tell anyone, there might be riots

[Charlie Delta]

Damn you character limit in rep commentst!

Damn you all to Hell!!!

[M.O.A]

My feet hurt from basketball

[sybaritical]

I can fix this for you.

[Charlie Delta]

^ Can you also fix the distance between Portland and London???

Or, if you can fix the distance between London and Amsterdam (closer, thus, easier!)

I will be there in a bit...

[sybaritical]

Get here before JJ or the cookies will be gone.

[Charlie Delta]

I'm closer than JJ...

Apart from being in the SuperGhetto on SF I read all the Jurassic Park goofs and trivia on IMDB, during the crash...

See, I do know how to spend my time well...

[sybaritical]

You want massage and baked goods?

The way one of my more, ummm, colourful clients explained it to me earlier tonight, technically, all existence disappears and reappears 7 times every second and it's quite possible to bend your experience to disappear and reappear wherever you want to within your own perception of it.

*cocks eyebrow strokes chin*

[Charlie Delta]

Uhm ok!

[sybaritical]

S'alright I'll post them.

The massage will have to wait.

[Charlie Delta]

[sybaritical]

I already have an excellent secret lair of evil, but the cable car would be fun.

[Servo2000]

What happened to that Selfedge 4chan post? I was trying to add some of it to my signature.

[GiZMO]

How do I get the girl to let me use my mouth on her unmentionables namely the hind parts.

[datasupa]

What happened to that Selfedge 4chan post? I was trying to add some of it to my signature.

deleted. you know how those overzealous sufu mods are

[broneck]

How do I get the girl to let me use my mouth on her unmentionables namely the hind parts.

.....um....what?

[Charlie Delta]

How do I get the girl to let me use my mouth on her unmentionables namely the hind parts.

That's more of a question for the ask JJ thread...

(it happens in the heat of the moment...)

[2000dB]

Did you just do it and then she stopped you or you asked and she said no?

Don't ask.

[Guest chemi]

w***ts***'s (don't ban me) fits have been so badass lately, especially when seen in the context of TFS' WAYWT.

[Ahlvahroe]

god i feel sick right now. my head hurts, my eyes hurt, im coughing, shit i even went to bed before 9 last night. i hate how im always teh last one to get everyone elses germs, i thought this sickness was just gonna pass me cause it had hit the people around me and not me.

[samsikle]

i'm in my history lecture but i'm not paying attention. i can't check all the threads because i don't want the people behind me to see the crazy pictures you guys post.

[stuntastic]

What does a hamburger from Jollibee taste like?

Shit.

But really:

So shit covered in honey.

Theyre ok.

The sauce is jus way too fuckin sweet... Sweeter then Sweet N Sour sauce... AND I LUVS ME SUM SWEETENSARSACE! I LAVET!

But...

Put some CATSUP on that bish...

Mmmm...

Fitty cents a burjer?! LYK HELLER?!

[pavlova cakesworth]

tans are the cancer that's killing superfuture

[cyberPUNK]

if by some means internet archaeleogists unearth this forum in hundreds of years they will be very ashamed of mankind. especially by the recent flood of newbie waywt.

[broneck]

somone used the word "like" in an official document at my office today. for context:

"he's been there for like, 6 years"

wow. amazing. this is someone who has authority over me and makes like, 20 thousand more than i do.

[cyberPUNK]

somone used the word "like" in an official document at my office today. for context:

"he's been there for like, 6 years"

wow. amazing. this is someone who has authority over me and makes like, 20 thousand more than i do.

that is depressing beyond words.

you should like, slap a bitch.

[Lloyd]

How do I get the girl to let me use my mouth on her unmentionables namely the hind parts.

yesss...I intend to have a go at rimming next time I'm with a lady. In my experience birds don't mind a finger up the a hole, even if you don't ask first, so I fail to see why a bit of tounge should go down badly. Perhaps you could do it in the shower, or failing that it'd be an easy transition from doggystyle to tounging her anal ring.

In people's experience, how often do you get a brown surprise due to poor hygiene?

[xcoldricex]

eating duk bok ki makes me feel like i'm drunk. only because i was always drunk when i ate it in seoul.