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some things are always funny.
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"is vince around?"

--i don't know where he is at all times do i? i'm not his wife

" 's not what i heard.. word on the street is, you ARE his wife.

cook his food, straighten his hair ...bake him little cakes."

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just receive mobile transmission from my ex cellmate:

"i'm at some swanky uptown club and next to

me are 3 people dancing together in a sandwhich and one

is in an animal mascot suit....."

prompty i inquire!!

was he the meatz or the bun. were there condiments present

"SHE. and it was the bun. i don't have any condoms on me either"

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just receive mobile transmission from my ex cellmate:

"i'm at some swanky uptown club and next to

me are 3 people dancing together in a sandwhich and one

is in an animal mascot suit....."

prompty i inquire!!

was he the meatz or the bun. were there condiments present

"SHE. and it was the bun. i don't have any condoms on me either"

cellmate? damn nigga how'd you get locked up

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There's nothing, there's nothing

Nothing in this whole wide world

I wouldn't do for you darling, oh

I'd walk all night out in the rain

Lord I got to see my baby (again)

:rolleyes:

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I witnessed pepper spray at work tonight. Some underagers got denied access and decided to let it loose on the parking lot when bouncers came near. I didn't even get it directly, I was just outside when it happened. Still fucking awful.

Think my ex is playing a game. Knows I'm seeing another girl tomorrow for said girl's art exhibit, so ex has decided we need to discuss things. Just "be friends". And she is conveniently available at the exact time window that I'd be seeing other one. I refuse to believe it's a coincidence.

I am an odd mixture of drunk, and high. I do not look forward to waking up in the morning.

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Have you tried white hot chocolate?

is there a super special kind? i've had it at starbucks before with soymilk mmmmmmmm. i'm gonna have to get that soon totally forgot about it!

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is there a super special kind? i've had it at starbucks before with soymilk mmmmmmmm. i'm gonna have to get that soon totally forgot about it!

I like it from Whittards (I don't think you have that over there though) with spray on cream and dulche de leche on top!

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yesterday when i was walking home from the train, there was three people (one woman, one man, and one child) and a low-to-the-ground dog (i am very bad at knowing the names of dog breeds, when people say the names of breeds in my head i just see a black silhouette of a dog with big red question mark in the middle)

the dog walked up the to the man and started whining

and the guy just said to the dog

"everything gon be alright" x 20

everything gon be alright

everything gon be alright

everything gon be alright

everything gon be alright

everything gon be alright

everything gon be alright

felt kind of surreal for some reason

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that guy did not make that. its fucked but that has been part of an arabic song about some baby, it got kidnapped...some shit like that. but if you listen again you can hear the arabicness of it??? :rolleyes::confused:

z_4AxzvhCPY

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that's dope

the only proper reaction is to go home and burn one

always a big l concept

i drive up and down harlem blocks, iced out watch

knots in my socks, cops think im sellin rocks

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i am mourning the loss of my laptop and all the pics that were on it.

all those memories, gone. :(

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People of the SuperFuture, I require your assistance:

how to smoke trees without succumbing to temptation and putting a zonepiece to my domepiece, thereby risking no longer fitting in my jawnz?

HALP!

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People of the SuperFuture, I require your assistance:

how to smoke trees without succumbing to temptation and putting a zonepiece to my domepiece, thereby risking no longer fitting in my jawnz?

HALP!

eat some grapes, preferably frozen grapes

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eat some grapes, preferably frozen grapes

this sounds good man.

you just throw the grapes in the freezer? no prep work required?

this might become my staple after inhaling green stuff.

OH MAN

I just went for a run in this glorious weather we're having today, and I'm high as fuck on the beautiful sunshine, crazy endorphines, hunnies in bikinis just tannin on the quad.

Oh lawdy lawd today is a good day.

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