Random Thoughts...

[salaryman]

in that case, its on.

I'll give you get a 2 second headstart.

choose your own adventure:

1) Ballzooka

2) Some other crazy shit that didn't exist when I was a child and is probably the cause of all society's problems today.

[sistersuzie]

a water balloon contest, with your most expensive jaws, if you ain't no pussy...

how foolish

[16steps]

when it starts getting warmer, i often want to get sorta trashed during the day, like drinking, smoking in a park or something. it's always so nice. i hope my wifey wants to do that after school

this is why i quit my job

but replace park for beach and we're set

[sistersuzie]

a water balloon contest, with your most expensive jaws, if you ain't no pussy...

how foolish

WE NEED MORE CONTESTANTS!! LET'S MAKE TEAMS. loser team pay booze and drugs

this is why i quit my job

but replace park for beach and we're set

that's why i don't wanna have to go back to work this summer

i want beach now.

so jealous.

[Oxy.]

so facebook has this new quiz "how black are you?".

i smell trouble

[sistersuzie]

corporate bastards vs. street pigeons.

keep yo' wallet close boy... feel like imma celebrate a lot ..

'cause see, we ain't scared of getting some dirt on our fangs..

[Bona Drag]

this is why i quit my job

cool, a lot of of the clients i work with did the same thing

they all share the same mailing address now

[skiniks]

woo admitted to school school. now i just have to decide if i actually want to do it.

[samsikle]

this is why i quit my job

but replace park for beach and we're set

superfuture beach party!! wo0o0o0o booze, drugs, water balloon fights, nerf guns galore

[Case]

Delocated is the funniest shit omg

[Mr Waffles]

ive only watched it one time, but was kinda funny. aint got shit on squidbillies though. Sealab is still my favorite one.

[sounddumber]

when it starts getting warmer, i often want to get sorta trashed during the day, like drinking, smoking in a park or something. it's always so nice. i hope my wifey wants to do that after school

that lil park with the arch on rachel & st-lau is my favorite drinking/sizzurp sippin spot in mtl, hollaaaaa

[NatseOklim]

Watching a program called "Embarrassing Bodies", there is a woman on with such a big pussy that her cervix pops out when she coughs...

[sistersuzie]

that lil park with the arch on rachel & st-lau is my favorite drinking/sizzurp sippin spot in mtl, hollaaaaa

yo, i used to go there with one of my best friend to smoke joints before going to work

[sistersuzie]

superfuture will never let me rep bownt

not that i wanna do that or anything.

just neg rep i guess, such an animal!

just wanna nag

[junglejane]

Watching a program called "Embarrassing Bodies", there is a woman on with such a big pussy that her cervix pops out when she coughs...

oh my god O_O

does it pop back in or does she have to stuff it back into her big bajingo?

[sounddumber]

yo, i used to go there with one of my best friend to smoke joints before going to work

its a nice 15 minute walk from the ghetto dealers on the hill

[FAM0US.]

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[LiberationFrequency]

Watching a program called "Embarrassing Bodies", there is a woman on with such a big pussy that her cervix pops out when she coughs...

Recorded. Thank you.

[NatseOklim]

So I'm going down on my wife and I says to her "Jeez you've got a big pussy." "Jeez you've got a big pussy."

She looked at me and said "Why did you say that twice?"

"I didn't."

[mrchariybrown]

I want to learn how to speak french

and I want a cream soda dum dum

DUM

[whitney]

if there's no expiration on a check issued does it ever expire?

pple in banking pls answer

[Gouf]

Unless noted on the check, it doesnt

[dunkin deeznuts]

haha korean girls are shady...

adopted ones are shadier!!

nicotine is this you??

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter

[Protocol]

haha korean girls are shady...

adopted ones are shadier!!

nicotine is this you??

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter

I don't get the correlation between the short hair pic and the long hair youtube video... it doesn't make sense!

Nevertheless good read.

[bouwnt]

superfuture will never let me rep bouwnt

not that i wanna do that or anything.

just neg rep i guess, such an animal!

just wanna nag

fuck that dude.

just gonna make u cry way

more tha u should.... . listen to maman ok

[High Monika]

I... uh... I don't really think that was a good read or worth an article. I checked Vice for the RO interview and they had a one paragraph summary that was more that sufficient. "Heh, that's funny. Moving on."

[tRaFFiC LiGhT]

Friend told me this the other day

Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you end up screwing yourself.

and i'm on sooofooo when i have an essay due.

[jhxkcd]

I know it seems impossible to believe: but as someone who recently started starting things earlier and doing a little bit each day.... that shit works and it's a hell of a lot easier.

[sistersuzie]

fuck that dude.

just gonna make u cry way

more tha u should.... . listen to maman ok

fuck you papa

these are not tears!!!

acid to burn yo face