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so squirtters in porns right...

say while having sex, a girl starts squirttin' all over the place

what do you think?

a. what the FUCK!?

b. holy shit, I must be amazing

Posted
so squirtters in porns right...

say while having sex, a girl starts squirttin' all over the place

what do you think?

a. what the FUCK!?

b. holy shit, I must be amazing

A combination of the two, that and "damn, now I have to wash my sheets!".

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^ I wanna see that.

I wish I could read and listen to music (with lyrics) and be able to understand/retain what I'm reading

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^^^you ever meet one? how is it?

I like to drink when I'm bored and I'm bored a lot.

I read "I like to drink a lot of blood blood when I'm bored"

lady gaga is a tranny bobanny but this is pretty good.

so is her hair real or what?

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lady gaga is a tranny bobanny but this is pretty good.

i have never liked her but her acoustic performances with the piano are pretty good.

Posted

so is her hair real or what?

Gaga is a natural brunette, though her hair has not been in its natural color since 2008.

i wanna knock that wig off her head, i know it's a wig !

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I know "gaga" means stupid in Tagalog. I think her name is very suitable.

Posted
so squirtters in porns right...

say while having sex, a girl starts squirttin' all over the place

what do you think?

a. what the FUCK!?

b. holy shit, I must be amazing

be a man drink it

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I'd never heard about her until last week.

yes_me_either

Posted

watched this pron before where this dude was just crazy about this chick squirting and she was basically blowing him off cept he would fuck her for a bit then she would blast off and dude took a shower in it. like mouth wide open and gargling it

shit was insane

need to try

Posted
I am gonna see The Girlfriend Experience

but I can make no promises not to fap to Sasha Grey

shes in the seinfeld porn parody

Posted
so squirtters in porns right...

say while having sex, a girl starts squirttin' all over the place

what do you think?

a. what the FUCK!?

b. holy shit, I must be amazing

lunchtime my du

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when it starts getting warmer, i often want to get sorta trashed during the day, like drinking, smoking in a park or something. it's always so nice. i hope my wifey wants to do that after school :rolleyes:

i love getting drunk in the summertime in the afternoon!

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Yo the first time I heard "Just Dance" all I could think was "This bitch doesn't care that she's about to get date raped??" I don't take it to the extreme the article does (I skimmed it) but this is what I get from the song:

-Drink until memory skips

-End up at aggressive random guy's place

-Ignore situation, continue dancing

-Profit??

And I couldn't stop laughing at the piano performance.

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