Random Thoughts...

[renski]

did this girl really smell like haw flakes?

[NatseOklim]

Want, want, want!

[bill]

sup montreal sufuers

is anybody part of a choir or knows some people that are part of one? 3 to 5 persons are needed for next tuesday night.

please let me know.

[_ironman]

company having a thanksgiving potluck today

maybe it's just me, but i think it's pretty funny that someone decided to bring chinese roast pork ("siu yook")

[bryanayrb]

company having a thanksgiving potluck today

maybe it's just me, but i think it's pretty funny that someone decided to bring chinese roast pork ("siu yook")

i'd probably think the same for a few seconds but then i'd have all the crispy skin up in my plate

[E36]

07G23zMGa4g

im glad u posted this, one of the best sports quote ever

fuck paypal, next purchase is gonna b about the straight cash

[_ironman]

i'd probably think the same for a few seconds but then i'd have all the crispy skin up in my plate

lol i never said i didn't have any. i was like wtf....aight

on a related note, what the hell is "taco dip"? it was labeled as such. looked like a nacho dip, but there were no tortilla chips. :confused:

[tg76]

so my dog (female) recently started humping the shit out of her stuffed animal toy...

is this normal?? i'm guessing it's a way of showing dominance but i've always thought it would be something only males do.

my cat (female) rapes the back of an old arm chair at least once a week, shes not even shy about it

[Guest on-display]

is netflix worth it? can i stream hbo shows, showtime, etc?

[islandboi8204]

yeah it's worth it, pretty cheap every month. only some shows are available. not sure how they determine it though. for example dexter was available to stream, but curb isn't..

[16steps]

this girl and i were supposed to grab a drink last night. I didnt really want to. So i made up some excuse as to not meet up.

She texted me 4 times. Then called 2x

This morning i walked into starbucks and guess who was there? Mad awkward.

she walked up to me as i was texting and waiting for my drink

her: hey, your phone DOES work! thanks for standing me up

me: yea my bad, i ended up getting pretty drunk at my friends house and couldt drive. I didnt know how to tell you that cuz i suck at being a dick (loool).

her: aww thats ok, im a pretty forgiving person

and then more random banter.

After i left he texted me "it was nice to see you!!" with two exclamation points.

This chick has to be bat-shit crazy. At least she was a lot hotter than i remembered.

Maybe ill hit her up tonight

so i went to grab a few drinks with my buddies and guess who happened to be at the bar too?

This bitch is like air- everywhere.

At one point she busted out her phone and i caught a glimpse of her background....it was her!! and not only was it her background, but she had ANOTHER pic of her as her desktop on the iphone 4

lol.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

haha

yo dawg i heard you like yourself on yourself on

dear god, i tend to stay the fuck away from people who have photos of themselves as desktops on any computing device.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

my dog does that to a blanket pretty regularly

girls need lovin toooo

paging edmond creeperdar

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Pretty hard for me to take fixie freestyle seriously, but I guess this is half decent if only for a good chuckle at that last clip. Those poor wheels!

http://vimeo.com/15557448

Something (imo)better to make up for it.

PETgYKOnnkU

bmx did it 10 years ago, and they did it better.

(and without any NJS crap either, japan my ass)

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

33 is tooo odl asdlfkjlaksdjflkasjdflkjasdf

[tac0tron]

Had a blast at the Commissary new location party. Anyone in the OC should definitely check it out; Andrew is the man!

[crissyw]

way 2 go calvin

i hope you regret it in the morning

[sensible shoes]

first drink in 3 months. now i wanna get fkcuked. work at 10am... do it?

[samsikle]

^ do it, no looking back

GS6FCoq349o

this is the jam

i am also pretty buzzed.

[sensible shoes]

^ do it, no looking back

didnt.

ima eat so many blueberries at work tomorrow to make up for it

yeahhhhh:cool:

[NatseOklim]

Working tonight, got a £5 off voucher when I spend £20 at Dominos - lets see if I can eat 2 large pizzas and chicken strips all on my own...

[dismalfuture]

so my dog (female) recently started humping the shit out of her stuffed animal toy...

is this normal?? i'm guessing it's a way of showing dominance but i've always thought it would be something only males do.

my dog does it to a pillow bigger than her all the time, she takes her right paw and slaps it around mid-thrust, bites the far corner and really humps the shit out of it. Best usage so far: I was in the middle of sexing my girlfriend and unbeknownst to us, the dog had come upstairs, got into bed with us and was right behind my back, humping a pillow. She was watching and grinning at us as well.

[zerofuture]

After having shared workout accomplishments via text message, my iPhone now autocompletes 'beeeee' to 'beeeeeeefcake'.

[deleted20333]

lies are bullshit!

[hellogoodbye]

what else would it autocomplete "beeeeeee" to

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

lol i love writing this bs business proposals

working in the following words:

"shared synergy"

"paradigm"

"conflict management"

"dystopian future"

"postmodern effort"

"systematic collaboration"

"a modest proposal"

"demonstrative disingenuity"

considering it'll just be 1 page in 3000, I'm trying to work as many references to the Zombie Apocalypse into it as I can. I tried that once for a published article, got yelled at by the P.I.

[Bigyen]

[DüM]

my dog could do some damage if she decided to get humpy. luckily she's apparently asexual.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

Sweet Pea get up!

[suremanok]

Had a blast at the Commissary new location party. Anyone in the OC should definitely check it out; Andrew is the man!

too bad they got rid of the sd location.

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