Random Thoughts...

[16steps]

you kinda went from 0-to-"come over to my house, stranger" awefully quick.

Chick just might be looney herself

[willy cheesesteak]

This sounds like a rape setup.

...........

[High Monika]

Do it pussy. This guy seems legit.

[maydenchina]

chick sounds liek the crazy type...but go for it (musically and otherwise hehe)

[Guest on-display]

pics of said chick......

[NatseOklim]

I wasn't there but I just heard someone at my BJJ school got his leg broken tonight, not ligament, bone... Not sure how yet...

[fallen angels]

my boss asked me to call the police dept, because we found a bunch of pistol bullets and shotgun slugs in our parking lot this morning. so i called the cops. they don't care because they "don't accept ammo" (wtf?), and suggested i call a garbage cleaning service to come take it away. forget it.

[dranoelsy]

shots fired

[timber]

I had this weird flashback today, and suddenly remembered this office job I had when I first graduated. I was hired as an summer temp, and as my contract was running out they offered me a permanent position as a research correspondent writing an annual government report on 'life in jail.' I would have traveled around Canada visiting every prison, making notes on quality of life and prisoner interaction.

I turned it down, because I was seventeen, and wary of prisoners, but it would have been interesting if I'd actually done it.

[_obey_]

my jetta shakes at 80 mph. shit sucks

shit dude, how do you get around at less than 80 mph. lol

[jayrock]

my boss asked me to call the police dept, because we found a bunch of pistol bullets and shotgun slugs in our parking lot this morning. so i called the cops. they don't care because they "don't accept ammo" (wtf?), and suggested i call a garbage cleaning service to come take it away. forget it.

lol

there was a ziplock bag full of ammunition in my [recovered] stolen car. i called the cops and they picked it up. found some more bullets after a further cleaning and now i don't know what to do with them

[Leonard Leroy]

Ammo is expensive man, keep that shit.

[amardeep]

The Wire knows your Chinese slang

[stuntastic]

I wasn't there but I just heard someone at my BJJ school got his leg broken tonight, not ligament, bone... Not sure how yet...

I punched it.

[NatseOklim]

Turns out it was from practicing takedowns, tibia and fibia fracture.

[MharcI]

I have someone on the inside with her that can vouch for me. She's decent looking but a devout Christian (strangely enough) and I still have yet to meet her; so I'm being honest when I say that currently I'm only interested in her a source of vocals.

the devout Christianity may be too blame for the overly sincere trust/craziness

[NatseOklim]

I drank a litre of fake supermarket own brand red bull in about 10 minutes and now I feel sick.

[6ixes&7evens]

my friends stupid kickin with a girl he likes she ends up fucking some random dude at his house shit was loud too

[Rob060]

I drank a litre of fake supermarket own brand red bull in about 10 minutes and now I feel sick.

that's about how it goes with real redbull.

[dranoelsy]

Goin to a kickback at uci tonight

@ vdc norte

sup brane lulz

[Rob060]

alright, why the fuck does google chrome not work anymore? i can open an incognito window and go to websites just fine. soon as i try in any normal window and i get this shit. reloading gives me the same error. clicking 'learn more' does too. WHAT THE FUCK

[ROYALEFATALE]

rep power: 666

BE AFRAID lulz

[NatseOklim]

^The power of Christ compels you!

[okonomi]

I hate hearing my clueless co-workers at the video store trying to talk about movies intelligently. It's ever so silly.

[Oxy.]

"Do you ask a dolphin how it swims? Or an eagle how it flies? That's right, you don't!"

+rep if you know where that quote is from

[Chris-Craft]

I've gotta stop getting on facebook while drunk...fuckin iPhone.

[incob123]

I've gotta stop getting on facebook while drunk...fuckin iPhone.

but that's the best way.

the internet is a wonderful place when you're inebriated.

[TTM]

went on a bomb ass yoga lunch date with a bomb ass yoga queen...pumped

[skistar]

^they cranked the heat at my bikram class this morning... I don't think I've ever been that close to death. In the best way possible of course.

[amardeep]

i've pissed like 6 times today already and its only 5 oclock

fucking starbucks coffee