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Hilary Duff ain't even good looking. Been pretty plain all along the way and you know she gonna cub up in a couple of years.

Amanda Bines was super hot though. Sad that she gained all that weight.

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fact: 18, pregnant

maths: (18, pregnant) minus the bloated egg

divided by 2

equals 9, and a whole lots of glassful of seeds ... and crushessss so good !

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Finally got my drivers PERMIT, after failing the test twice, 7-8 years ago.

Failed the test once today by 1, and barely passed it the 2nd time with the minimum.

Fuckin a. Kinda proud of myself, finally getting shit on track. ( getting my license to drive my kid and gf around, to feel more like a family.)

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"Don't go changing clothes when they don't like yours"

I need to buy some new running shoes, my current ones are fucking up my feet.

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"Don't go changing clothes when they don't like yours"

I need to buy some new running shoes, my current ones are fucking up my feet.

i only run on trails but asics fit me like a glove and i've gotten this model like 3 years in a row. i had new balance before but they're too wide and made my feet ache.

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If I finna be driving...

I finna be rolling in an El Camino, a murdered out Pinto, or an Astro-Van.

And if I get a stupid moderner car... Then that sucks.

And by Astro-Van I mean these mother fuckers.

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Yeah, apparently 75+ mph winds near me too. Last thing we need is another blizzard.

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there was this huge house and we all snuck to it, my friends and i, to see the amazingness. and we break in, even tho its a family members house who is uber rich.

it is spectacular. the family room is the size of a small arena with three big pools flowing into each other and in the middle of them a waterfall that keeps dropping water and bubbles.

and in each pool, life size figurines of safari animals. lions, tigers, giraffes, elephants, zebra, etc.. and like hungry hippo, the lion/tiger is jumping across and demolishing every other animal it can with huge splashes.

we have to climb big furniture to get into the other parts of the house, but by the time we do--the cops have been called and everyone runs, but they leave me behind, wondering where to hide.

thats when i wake up.

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thank you, Tom, for playing to Canada's insecurities!

tYoTJItSPt0

True.

But the video now makes me wanna move to toronto. Which is like new york but cleaner.

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