Random Thoughts...

[amardeep]

3d films make my brain hurt

i watched half of that film with the glasses off recovering from 3d brainpain

and now sony's trying to bring 3d to tv nfl games, fuck that

[choice]

Bah. I ordered some Buzz Rickson sweats from Vari on Rakuten and I just found out I ordered a size too large. Fortunately the payment doesn't clear on paypal until the 23rd, so I'm hoping that the email I sent to the translator dude they provided will get them to size me down to a medium in time.):

[Guest on-display]

americans are lazy, post office is crazy.

i got everyone uniqlo socks for christmas

[branespload]

3d films make my brain hurt

i watched half of that film with the glasses off recovering from 3d brainpain

and now sony's trying to bring 3d to tv nfl games, fuck that

just focus on the 3D action that's in focus instead of trying to scope the out of focus background/peripherals for little details that arent in 3d to prevent branespload

[cyberPUNK]

i feel the 3d would be better if you're sitting closer, or if the screen was wrapped around you or something, so that you can't see anything but screen. don't know if that makes any sense.

[yoallanface]

this place is going to get more and more conservative in the near future.

PERHAPS. 10 CHAR

[sawyer]

Pretty lost on what to buy the GF for christmas...

the word in bold is your first problem

[amardeep]

just focus on the 3D action that's in focus instead of trying to scope the out of focus background/peripherals for little details that arent in 3d to prevent branespload

you're rss'd to lifehacker, aren't you

[AL-9000]

Na5h3XkWjsc#t=2m29s

SEX PLANET R KELLEY trip to planet your anus go to 2:29 hahaha

orTYX0nMeXw

1:53

r kelly can say literally anything he wants in a song

[branespload]

you're rss'd to lifehacker, aren't you

no i just remember the headline when i was trying to find that edc-related article

i dun even kno how to rss

[M.O.A]

markmont had a stroke, what's your excuse?

ha goddamn i hope this is a joke...

my moms had one too

[Servo2000]

i'm wearing a shirt both untucked and with the top button undone for the first time since the 9th grade

i predict apocalyptic consequences

[TransparentCranium]

the word in bold is your first problem

I give and do things for her all the time. That also applies to christmas, I just want to supplement it with something nice that she needs and wants but can't afford.

[samsikle]

i can't watch 3d movies. it makes my eyes hurt and i have to wear the 3d glasses over my normal glasses.

[haploid]

That R. Kelly shit made me crack up so hard. Thank you for posting.

[cyberPUNK]

Bm-eNh0PXNc

damn this bitch makes a new song like everyday.

[duck sauce]

i can't watch 3d movies. it makes my eyes hurt and i have to wear the 3d glasses over my normal glasses.

get regular glasses that are also 3d glasses. then you can see real life in 3d

[semaj]

^ next level glasses

[kuhhlowe]

i dont know about superfuture, but i dont call every girl a 'beezy'

lotsa chubby chasers up in here

Chubby chicks are where it's attttttt!

.. did I mention I'm a little chubby?..

[haploid]

I disagree. I can't think of anything else to add to this statement.

[samsikle]

i read this off someone's tumblr.

So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it’s nothing special. It’s just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn’t the jolly old Mickey we’ve come to love either, Mickey wasn’t dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself):

“After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn’t a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn’t have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven’t been able to get a sliver of information.

From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying “i can not see what has been unseen” 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said “the sights of hell bring its viewers back in”. As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it’s online somewhere under “suicidemouse.avi”. If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge.

Watch

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kinda freaky! i didn't watch it either because i'm a wuss.

[phen3N]

FUCK THAT

at first i was like "i'll watch it later when its not night time" and then i continued reading and now i never wanna watch it. even reading about it gave me chills

[sawn-off chef]

FUCK THAT

at first i was like "i'll watch it later when its not night time" and then i continued reading and now i never wanna watch it. even reading about it gave me chills

this shit has me turning all the lights in my apartment and kicking my ass for not buying blinds in my window next to my head for sleep, i'm so fucking scared over this shit, always a pussy concept.

[neptunecitylocal]

Omg...I don't want to watch it. But i do....but I don't...someone come over and watch it with me.

Oh shit....just reading thats shit making me freak the fuck out...but i wanna watch it.

[samsikle]

i know! someone watch it and report back to the mothership.

[ejm285]

watched it, fake

the noise is pretty creepy but the video sucks

[Guest on-display]

ejm i'm debating if i should rep your last post

[ejm285]

^lol, i wouldn't

[samsikle]

i was thinking it'd be something crummy too. but if it wasn't then i'd be really sorry! it reminds me of this masters of horror movie my exbf told me about called Cigarette Burns. it's like a movie about people who watch a film and go crazy and kills each other. something like that.

[phen3N]

watched it, fake

the noise is pretty creepy but the video sucks

but is that video the one described in sam's post? it would comfort me to know its not on the internet