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Met this super aggressive pan handler today. I guess I ignored him the first time he asked me for change because I had my headphones on so he walked next to me for like 2 blocks telling he would take whatever change I had. I make it a point to never give money to young, able bodied dudes who aren't performing something so I just nod and listen to him ramble about needing a toothbrush before he goes to rehab.

Then he goes "man I don't want to do it do I have to take my gun out and rob you?" At this point it's 4:30 in the afternoon and we're on 5th ave right in front of Washing Sq park so I say "yea you probably do." Then he unzips his jacket, puts his hand inside, and whips his hand out with the fingers pointed like a pistol and goes "bang" in front of my chest.

This freaked me out a little but I also made my day interesting so we walked through Washington Square with me asking about what kind of rehab he was doing. He told me heroin and xanax and showed me his needle tracks on the arm. Told me he tried heroin for the first time at 9 years old when his brother shot him up. I asked him why a 9 year old needed to do drugs and he said his dad was molesting him and it made life easier to deal with.

I told him that was pretty fucked up and gave him 75 cents.

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Sometimes I wish sufu moved at 2007 or 2008 speeds again.

hmm, or maybe this is due to the fact hat I left Superdenim around 2008, and never really ventured back in. hihi

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Moving back to Asia is sad for the fact that I won't have a proper excuse to wear sunglasses anymore.

THERE IS HARDLY ANY PROPER SUNSHINE IN COASTAL EAST ASIA.

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there was frost on my front lawn this morning. a sliver of hope that there could be a white christmas..

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sup NYC, possibly fake... creepy as fuck if real tho

06X9qXTvKNQ

"``Yes, I found out the hard way that I had an uninvited guest living in my apartment, sharing my food and drinks and pissing in my sink. Talk about a creepy situation... only in the big apple....

So I have been innodated with questions since this was posted and I thought it wise to give answers to some of the most frequently asked questions.

#1 - Are you sh#ting me?

A - No, this is every bit as real and messed up as it seems

#2 - What did you do when you saw the footage?

A - I immediately left my apartment and called the police.

#3 - Who is that girl?

A - I have no idea, she didn't say much when the cops came and took her.

#4 - What was it she actually climbed down from?

A - It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.

#5 - How did she get in there?

A - I have no idea, the only way she could have gotten in is through the window, as I am on the top floor and there is a fire escape. The police think she was probably coming in to rob me when I was gone and decided to stow away in the crawl space. Supposedly this isn't the first time the cops had come across something like this.

#6 - How long was she in your apartment?

A - The police officers thought it looked as though she had been there for at least a couple weeks, although could have been longer.`` - YouTube (jstn827)"

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I "graduate" in exactly 12 hours because that's when my group report, a strategic analysis on General Mills, is to be handed into the hands of my professor.

I hate this paper because my group members are incompetent. I assigned one guy the absolute easiest part, and he had the audacity to ask me where he could find out about the current performance of General Mills. WELL HOW ABOUT PAGE FUCKING 3 4 5 6 OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ANNUAL REPORT?

God this report is so mediocre, and I wish I had more time to just revamp the whole thing with additional research.

BUT NO, THEY LEFT ME WITH SHIT TO DO LIKE MAKING FOOTNOTES AND FIXING THE WORKS CITED PAGE BECAUSE THEY WERE PROBABLY ABSENT IN CLASS WHEN THE PROFESSOR TOLD US TO USE CHICAGO MANUAL CITATION. OH, BETTER YET, I WOULD PREFER HAVING ANY FORMAT THAN HAVING LITERALLY FOOTNOTES ATTACHING JUST THE URL OF A SOURCE WITH NO TITLE OR AUTHOR OR ARTICLE DATE. OH OK GROUP MEMBERS.

God the University of California is a piece of shit sometimes.

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i'm confused, why are you getting mad at UC when its your partners that are being bitches?

in any case, relax and be happy that youre so close to graduation. congrats

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Instead of studying I spent all day sitting around. Then I picked up and vacuumed the whole apartment, did all of my laundry, and moved all of my images from photobucket to flikr.

Haven't started studying, test in 8 hours, still planning on taking it. Fuck you, grad school.

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One of my professors once told me that for him, getting a B in grad school is basically as good as a F.

HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ELITISM?

Posted
sup NYC, possibly fake... creepy as fuck if real tho

meh, you can see the person sitting in the vent when he is setting up the camera. if it were true I doubt she'd just sit there at the opening if there is a person in the room.

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Just received this morsel of work from a group member. 4AM email:

hey ted!

so sorry that it took so long..i was forced to play left 4 dead 2..and it made me sick from all the moving around in the game so i had to like rest for a bit when i got home..=[

but yeah here's what i did..i hope its okay..

hope you dont stay up too late compiling it all!!

thanks!

That's cute, BITCH.

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WHAT THE FUCK.

None of that is an adequate excuse. 99.99999% of time I wouldn't snitch but fuck those idiots. If I'd end up with a shitty grade because of them, I'd force them into a meeting with the professor to explain who fucked up what.

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I just... can't fathom... who... would believe that's ok. (0).

1. I was forced to play L4D.

2. I got so motion sick I had to lay down.

3. It's 4am and I hope you didn't stay up late? The fuck? If you weren't up now and it's due in like 7 hours, the whole group was fucked.

I would seriously be figuring out ways to take a shit aaaaaaaallll over her life. At least just respond with an e-mail that says "Fuck you."

Posted

THATS FUCKED UP

seriously get on their backs, tell them to be your bitch for at least a week for payback

or better yet just 'forget' to write their names on the assignment..

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