Random Thoughts...

[julzkind]

pause?

sam!! if ur in the midwest, i gotchur back!

[newaesthetic]

gaaaahhhh paycheque delay. fucking fire.

[julzkind]

so i got put on the "stage" at work today, was making good sales n shit n then they asked me to stay an extra hour if i wanted to....thats good--right?

[bouwnt]

we spoke

about growing old

and filling the future's empty stage

sheee, sang a sure tune;

daaa~ , da da da , da-da

i

came from her soft touch.

and slept.

[sawn-off chef]

she was sitting on a swing

a danglin her feet

like the leaves of a tree

i think i heard her singin

and we're still out at ten in the evening

and we're still out at ten in the evening

i knew her in a way that i knew not to speak

quietly took a seat and thought i'd stay for a week

[eean]

outside the 5 sounds like the ocean,

relax dont keep your eyes open,

dont look at the clock,

your brain will never stop

dont say no to pills.

ativian wont kill...

ps funny how this record was playing at this moment

[neptunecitylocal]

Just got home.

As I was pulling up to an intersection, a car burst into flame. (0)

[sawn-off chef]

glad you're okayyyyy kawaaiiiiiiii

[NatseOklim]

Visit from my slightly estranged half brother in the next few minutes, i've been avoiding him for the last few years as his (now seperated) wife is a bitch and he was pussy whipped/a bit of a dick. Gonna be hella weird.

[bouwnt]

when he tries to shake hands throw him in the figure-four

and make him call you "Nature Boy"

[salaryman]

brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug.

tonight at the bar, this thick girl had on a tight red leather jacket. she told me she got it for $34 at TJMax, which I actually thought was a good deal. and told her so.

but then every time she reached for her drink, her arms shot out from the sleeves like go

go pudgy

gadget. and the coat was all squeaks and creaks, moaning from strain. and all I could think was "fat guy in a little coat. fat guy in a little coat"

[suremanok]

crackhead at rally's.

[samsikle]

my best friend just got out of a DUI. this is the third time in the past three weeks that she'd been pulled over for a DUI. she is fucking ridiculous.

[Akira]

About 10 people have tried to kill me today. NOT FUCKING COOL.

By today I meant today as of 3.5 hours ago

[NatseOklim]

Reconnecting with my bro was less awkward than I thought it would be, no handshake or hug though, more of a 'sup moment really.

[icandunkonu]

i have an intense desire to generate income, even if i dont need it

[icandunkonu]

[Akira]

i have an intense desire to generate income, even if i dont need it

feel free to do so and send it my way

[B-Dawg]

wake n bake, jacuzzi tub, freshly pressed cup of kenya peaberry coffee. ah, saturday......

[Episode3]

I hate having to hold farts when girls come to visit and say hi. then when I do fart, they boil my innards.

not cool chicks who visit. not cool.

lmfao, that made my day... should go to the washroom and fart then go back

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

yo what happened to vampyrystgagdagnd?

He became my fffavorite poster after like three weeks here -----and then stopped cold.

[samsikle]

i love it when my boss randomly decides to have a free dress day lol. she makes up rules on what to wear and she breaks them like once a week.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8345550.stm

In the movies this kind of thing normally happens just before a catastrophic worldwide event..

..WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIEE

[yannickl]

motherfucker on ebay trying to rip me off better watch out. ima get your tel.number and adress from ebay and dropkick you in the balls.

[Gravitas]

Everytime I see this...

... I think, "Damn, sportfreak really let himself go."

[Magsåvningsreserven]

where is bona drag btw

[Leonard Leroy]

Took a walk up Chrystie, a little off the corner of Stanton I spotted a romantic sight

Hidden in an alcove, construction rafter shades, on the stairs of a stone building unused,

two young girls, secluded in their selves, school bags sprawled on the steps, locked in embrace

a kiss no one could ignore

[CUTUP]

Took a walk up Chrystie, a little off the corner of Stanton I spotted a romantic sight

Hidden in an alcove, construction rafter shades, on the stairs of a stone building unused,

two young girls, secluded in their selves, school bags sprawled on the steps, locked in embrace

a kiss no one could ignore

That just gave me partial wood

[Akira]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8345550.stm

In the movies this kind of thing normally happens just before a catastrophic worldwide event..

..WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIEE

Nah, just means some Germans are working on a snuke. YOU may die but WE'll be alright

[chantheman]

10 year high school reunion tonight...

shit im old and it sure doesnt feel like its been 10 years