Random Thoughts...

[willy cheesesteak]

do ppl srsly answer these?

$$$ - Looking for Sexy Girl to Clean my Apt. (Brooklyn)

help needed now($10 an hour) (Upper West Side)

bug killer (East Village)

[6ixes&7evens]

id hella do bug killler1

[willy cheesesteak]

i just read it again. lol @ needing a picture and resume to kill a bug

[6ixes&7evens]

reply to it w/random steezy pic to see if its a hott chick

[Bona Drag]

is the bug killer thing secretly some gay dude who wants another gay dude with hiv to fjuk him in the azz?

[ll]

[willy cheesesteak]

reply to it w/random steezy pic to see if its a hott chick

i just sent him/her an email with:

SUP

Resume:

Big Poppa Pump

nuff said.

[jeepster]

yo wtf is with this fall weather in mid May

gtfo of hereeeeeee

[FAM0US.]

[mrip]

[sophiapark]

evilcrayon is a little girl. when on salvia.

this is for you, digital_denim.

sister and pedo.

i can't find very flattering pictures of her.

i found one with all her make up done and stuff. but i dont like the way she looks.

my mind is too dirty

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=train

ew.

[ProfMonnitoff]

they look good together aaawwww

[fg0d]

money makes me happy money makes me sad

[__CB__]

yo wtf is with this fall weather in mid May

gtfo of hereeeeeee

amen. vancouver can't seem to string together more than 2 sunny days in a row atm. wtf isn't summer meant to start in like 2 weeks?

[Oxy.]

i'm so fucking broke right now, i need a job badly. parents are starting to cut back on me just when i have the urge to cop.

[Bona Drag]

luckily the economy is fucking booming right now so u shouldn't have any problem finding a job u like that pays well

if u aint gettin money then u done sumthin wrong

[ProfMonnitoff]

im really really craving a cigarette but i cant find a lighter in my room

nobody in these stupid halls smokes

is it worth walking 15 minutes to a gas station and then another 15 back just to get a lighter?

[sophiapark]

^^

oo i know how you feel. & i hate it.

yes. get a lighter. attach it to your body so you dont lose it!

[femelle]

car lighter? stove? match? where there's a will, there's a way

[Oxy.]

you're lungs might collapse within that 15 minutes, so it's not worth it. (10)

[ProfMonnitoff]

i thought about lighting a cigarette on the common room toaster but theres a smoke alarm in that room

[Osmosis Jones]

Today is one of those perfect motorcycle riding days.

[chronoaug]

prof- Stove is the best way to go. Could even put a bit of alcohol on the end of a piece of paper, and then put it against a hot stove to make the flame easier. Again, probably not the safest thing but when you need a smoke you need a smoke

[femelle]

ah, that's an insignificant amount of smoke for an alarm to pick up, Just make a run for a window sweetie, god you must really want one now with all this stressin

[ProfMonnitoff]

ok i did the most ghetto thing i've ever done in my life

went to the ground floor common room

opened the window, put the toaster on the windowsill

went outside, turned the toaster on, lit my cig on the toaster

this should probably go in the doin hood thangs thread

[femelle]

hahahahah I love it; I hope someone saw you

[Oxy.]

lol, really random thought that just came to my head.

this white kid is supposed to be such a badass. he's like one of the greek frat douche bag type kids that like to dick around a lot. anyway, friday he fucked around and got 2 days of iss for cursing and talking nonstop in class. people were asking him about it today, like, "what's up? why aren't you in class?". dude was so embarrassed to speak on it, it was hilarious. then when i'm leaving the school house i see him walk out of the office, with his head down looking like he just lost his best friend.

oh man, if you guys could've seen it lol.

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

hahahahah I love it; I hope someone saw you

I'm trying to suss out if that's you in your signature ?! if so +rep and fuck the haters.

[femelle]

A representation of me at age nine maybe

[sushijerk]

Just found out that my chinese aunt who rode my ass for 20+ years about needing to study harder and is snooty as fuck about your grades/college has literally no idea who George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Abraham Lincoln are. I was taking her to see the memorials and she was questioning whether I was wasting her time because she had no idea who these ppl were.

I've known her all my life but mostly avoided because she's retardedly conservative but showing her around America has blown my mind on how small her worldview is. Took her to see Lion King and afterwards she was like "now I understand that a Broadway play is this thing with all these puppets and singing in African." I had to explain that this is just ONE show and that it is not representative. I don't think she understood that concept. Also she argued with me on whether Baltimore was a real city or not because she had "never heard of this city before" and therefore wanted to make sure that I was not driving to a place that I made up in my fucking imagination.

This is a woman who is in her late 60s, has access to TV/ magazines/internet, and has lived in China's biggest city her whole life. Yet talking to her sometimes is like talking to a time traveler from the distant and shit. I'm still in shock.

[16steps]

/\ i dunno who chairman mao zedong is

femelle:

is that you in your sig? Always a big eyes concept