Random Thoughts...

[ProfMonnitoff]

ok i did the most ghetto thing i've ever done in my life

went to the ground floor common room

opened the window, put the toaster on the windowsill

went outside, turned the toaster on, lit my cig on the toaster

this should probably go in the doin hood thangs thread

[femelle]

hahahahah I love it; I hope someone saw you

[Oxy.]

lol, really random thought that just came to my head.

this white kid is supposed to be such a badass. he's like one of the greek frat douche bag type kids that like to dick around a lot. anyway, friday he fucked around and got 2 days of iss for cursing and talking nonstop in class. people were asking him about it today, like, "what's up? why aren't you in class?". dude was so embarrassed to speak on it, it was hilarious. then when i'm leaving the school house i see him walk out of the office, with his head down looking like he just lost his best friend.

oh man, if you guys could've seen it lol.

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

hahahahah I love it; I hope someone saw you

I'm trying to suss out if that's you in your signature ?! if so +rep and fuck the haters.

[femelle]

A representation of me at age nine maybe

[sushijerk]

Just found out that my chinese aunt who rode my ass for 20+ years about needing to study harder and is snooty as fuck about your grades/college has literally no idea who George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Abraham Lincoln are. I was taking her to see the memorials and she was questioning whether I was wasting her time because she had no idea who these ppl were.

I've known her all my life but mostly avoided because she's retardedly conservative but showing her around America has blown my mind on how small her worldview is. Took her to see Lion King and afterwards she was like "now I understand that a Broadway play is this thing with all these puppets and singing in African." I had to explain that this is just ONE show and that it is not representative. I don't think she understood that concept. Also she argued with me on whether Baltimore was a real city or not because she had "never heard of this city before" and therefore wanted to make sure that I was not driving to a place that I made up in my fucking imagination.

This is a woman who is in her late 60s, has access to TV/ magazines/internet, and has lived in China's biggest city her whole life. Yet talking to her sometimes is like talking to a time traveler from the distant and shit. I'm still in shock.

[16steps]

/\ i dunno who chairman mao zedong is

femelle:

is that you in your sig? Always a big eyes concept

[Bona Drag]

i wore sunblock 60 spf and forgot to wash my face and slept

and i got 5 pimples

pics or it didn't happen

but post em in pix that make u uncomfortable b/c i stay out of there

[chronoaug]

Just found out that my chinese aunt who rode my ass for 20+ years about needing to study harder and is snooty as fuck about your grades/college has literally no idea who George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Abraham Lincoln are. I was taking her to see the memorials and she was questioning whether I was wasting her time because she had no idea who these ppl were.

I've known her all my life but mostly avoided because she's retardedly conservative but showing her around America has blown my mind on how small her worldview is. Took her to see Lion King and afterwards she was like "now I understand that a Broadway play is this thing with all these puppets and singing in African." I had to explain that this is just ONE show and that it is not representative. I don't think she understood that concept. Also she argued with me on whether Baltimore was a real city or not because she had "never heard of this city before" and therefore wanted to make sure that I was not driving to a place that I made up in my fucking imagination.

This is a woman who is in her late 60s, has access to TV/ magazines/internet, and has lived in China's biggest city her whole life. Yet talking to her sometimes is like talking to a time traveler from the distant and shit. I'm still in shock.

[femelle]

no, the smoking child isn't me. but there are similarities... ex: I too fold my arms like that while smoking, we both have nostrils shaped like lentils, I'm probably about her height.... you know

[whitney]

awww, hope everything goes well whitney... <3

.

thanks missy! and everyone w/ the kind words. it's wake up call definitely, to treat my body better but damn it it's hard sometimes. you sorta just wanna give into temptation.

of course if it's fried and bad for your body it's delicious.

[Case]

vanessa ferlito is as fine as wine.

wheeeeeeeew

[digital_denim]

evilcrayon is a little girl. when on salvia.

this is for you, digital_denim.

sister and pedo.

i can't find very flattering pictures of her.

i found one with all her make up done and stuff. but i dont like the way she looks.

ew.

Hmmm...nothing very spectacular...what we call a P.A.G. (plain ass girl). I think it's ok for 21 yo to be going out with her because asian guys at 21 really are like white guys at 17, or black guys at 15. plus he works at boba tea place, that screams inoccence.....or perfect pedo pick up job......i dunno.

[suicide]

Just found out that my chinese aunt who rode my ass for 20+ years about needing to study harder and is snooty as fuck about your grades/college has literally no idea who George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Abraham Lincoln are. I was taking her to see the memorials and she was questioning whether I was wasting her time because she had no idea who these ppl were.

I've known her all my life but mostly avoided because she's retardedly conservative but showing her around America has blown my mind on how small her worldview is. Took her to see Lion King and afterwards she was like "now I understand that a Broadway play is this thing with all these puppets and singing in African." I had to explain that this is just ONE show and that it is not representative. I don't think she understood that concept. Also she argued with me on whether Baltimore was a real city or not because she had "never heard of this city before" and therefore wanted to make sure that I was not driving to a place that I made up in my fucking imagination.

This is a woman who is in her late 60s, has access to TV/ magazines/internet, and has lived in China's biggest city her whole life. Yet talking to her sometimes is like talking to a time traveler from the distant and shit. I'm still in shock.

doesn't surprise me in the least

[Bona Drag]

has she ever seen money btw

[suicide]

nah bd

she trades beaver pelts

[Guest bambam]

ok i did the most ghetto thing i've ever done in my life

went to the ground floor common room

opened the window, put the toaster on the windowsill

went outside, turned the toaster on, lit my cig on the toaster

this should probably go in the doin hood thangs thread

one time i was staying over hosts house after a party and we had a bong packed and ready to go but somehow in a house that was just filled with ppl couldnt find a damn bic anywhere.....well 'looking' just meant twisting and looking under ur seat but not getting up cuz everyone was so laze. it was like 3-4am and we were all burnt out as fucc, like the cd player was skipping and every 10-15 minutes someone would complain about it then we'd forget.

anyway this went on long time and this guy tried to light a piece of cardboard on fire using one of those hot metal ring stoves...........................................it didnt work!!!

[evisu 2000]

tony almeda just said "alls i'm askin" and i laughed.

[Bona Drag]

keifer just tortured some n!gg@z and i got a boner

[6ixes&7evens]

evilcrayon is a little girl. when on salvia.

this is for you, digital_denim.

sister and pedo.

i can't find very flattering pictures of her.

i found one with all her make up done and stuff. but i dont like the way she looks.

ew.

as dismalfuture would say i would let her do my laundry and fold my clothes.

actually dismal wouldnt say that at all it would probaly be along the lines of i'd let her buy me shit

[Sayword]

anyone interested in sick and disturbing movies?

http://chud.com/articles/articles/16897/1/CHUDSPLOITATION-WATER-POWER/Page1.html

[Bona Drag]

btw that dood looks like a cartoon character

is he photoshopped?

[Osmosis Jones]

Today somebody at the gym asked me if I was a junior in high school.

This it the first time anybody has thought I was younger than my true age.

[evisu 2000]

btw that dood looks like a cartoon character

is he photoshopped?

he can't be real

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

I know you see the fucking similarities

FUCK, IT'S A TRAP

[evisu 2000]

is that his real hair

[sophiapark]

I know you see the fucking similarities

FUCK, IT'S A TRAP

I ROFLED SO MUCH.

[evisu 2000]

female jack bauer is so hot

[femelle]

Locked myself out of my apartment today. Used my AAA card to get in, which was cool, but scared me. From now on I'm using the deadbolt. Too much valuable shit to be playing games

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

my head is throbbing and I feel like I'm dying but I have to finish all the shit that I didn't get to last week

the work just keeps piling up.....