clits or dicks

[mr fluffernutter]

which do you prefer on your tongue?

choose or a die a life of loneliness and depression

[englandmj7]

I prefer hermaphrodites, but alas, your shitty poll didn't list it as an option........

[mr fluffernutter]

hermaphrodites don't have both

[denimdestroyedmylife]

personally, i like having a dick.

[mr fluffernutter]

personally, i like having a dick in my mouth.

i should have been more specific

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i walked right into that one...

[englandmj7]

hermaphrodites don't have both

huh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

[seraphim]

why is there no 'either, really, I like both' option?

[mr fluffernutter]

huh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

that doesn't say anything about the clitoris/penis combo

[englandmj7]

that doesn't say anything about the clitoris/penis combo

Are you trying to confuse me?

a hermaphrodite is an organism that possesses both male and female sex organs during its life

Ha hah; I can't believe I am having this argument. Normally, one would assert that all vaginas have a clitoris; right? Thus, since a hermaphrodite often posesses both a penis and a vagina, it is fair to say that a penis/"clitoris" combo would be present.

Read up on hermaphrodites my friend. Yes, many of them do not have both sex's sexual organs in a fully developed form, but there has been several documented cases whereby a human has posessed both a fully functioning penis, and a fully functioning vagina at the same time.......drop it my friend.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

word. hermaphrodites have vaginas with an over-developed clit. the size of the clit/dick changes depending on where the person is in his/her menstrual cycle

ever see Fellini's Satyricon? good film. hermaphrodites were worshipped by ancients.

Eugenides' book "Middlesex" is a good book w/ a hermaphroditic protagonist; gets technical in parts

[beefcake]

mmm......clitdick......

[mr fluffernutter]

I jumped in without knowing what I was talking about, just being my lazily contrary self. But it turns out I'm a smarty pants.

[notesee]

Clits for me.

[junglejane]

clits are really comfy. you don't know it's there until you press on it.

[masuerte]

seriously I don't know why ANYBODY/women/men would like a dick in their mouths more than a clit... but I hope some out there do.

[keri]

why is there no equal opportunity option?

[mr fluffernutter]

why is there no equal opportunity option?

Because anyone who says that is a slut or a liar.

[keri]

well i'm not a liar, so thanks for calling me a slut i really appreciate that.

Maybe you should shut your fucking mouth when thinking about making generalizations. or perhaps in this case bind your fingers.

[mr fluffernutter]

well i'm not a liar, so thanks for calling me a slut i really appreciate that.

Maybe you should shut your fucking mouth when thinking about making generalizations. or perhaps in this case bind your fingers.

":rolleyes:" <-- I included that in my other post because it was a joke. Obviously a bad one though....

Didn't really mean anything by it. And I certainly wasn't trying to start a fight with you of all people.

[keri]

I get offended about that pretty easily considering I've never been attracted to people based on their sex, it's always been the person for me, and I get pretty sick of people making vast assumptions just because you happen to not see the person's sex but who they are more important to a relationship.

But I'm a weirdo.

[mr fluffernutter]

We can be weirdos together.

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I had originally planned in including a both option but since I am underslept and malnourished I forgot about it 5 seconds after.

[koolaid]

personally, i am a vagina warrior

[masuerte]

"I am the clit commander"

[onemancult]

clits are really comfy. you don't know it's there until you press on it.

this made me so, so deeply happy inside.