The John Mayer is a Fucktard Thread

[rabka]

i love how some people accepted the fact that he isnt a real watch enthusiast or whatever and is a general phony...all we have to base our opinions on him are some things hes said in his blog which were just extrapolating to showww that hes a rich fuck who has only a superficial interest in these things. Personally, from reading his blog i get the sense that he has a legitimate passion for this.

whatever, the dude can play the guitar...really really well

[Felix]

some people take this thread way too serious....

[arem]

btw Jessica Simpson`s face looks like a dude. Way more fuckable women in the hollywood set than Jessic fucken simpson.

JS is not the hottest woman in the world, but if you think she looks like a dude it's no wonder you aren't getting laid my man.

[JesseJB]

mang...I just have a hard time finding famous women like JS attractive after they start their 'working out and getting buff' phase. Not hot. I like the girl-next-door type.

[Ryan]

jessica biel is the ultimate in butterface hollywood.

bag that up and youre good to go

[mizanation]

JS is hot, but she does have a serious man-jaw on her. ala the terminator's wife.

[diewhitegirls]

Jessica and John were staying at the hotel down the street from me last night. I was considering throwing some tuna at her window, but...I just didn't have the heart.

[englandmj7]

Jessica and John were staying at the hotel down the street from me last night. I was considering throwing some tuna at her window, but...I just didn't have the heart.

I would think a better joke would be to cover yourself in peanut butter and press your naked balls against their window. It would be funny to see if their bodyguards would stop you, because no one wants to get peanut butter all over them.

[mizanation]

right because they don't know if it's peanut butter or creamy feces.

[JesseJB]

damn what movie was that from???? where the guy stuffs his ass with peanut butter and pulls it out and eats it in court so theyll think hes insane...

edit: actually that might have been a home movie...

[MilSpex]

JS is not the hottest woman in the world, but if you think she looks like a dude it's no wonder you aren't getting laid my man.

Body is all woman. But look at the face dude and check out the jawline - she`s a damn transexual.

[panikEpenguin]

jessica simpson and ass-chin kutcher have the same facial bone structure. she's all body. and england is right about the peanut butter; that shits a mess.

[red]

jessica biel is the ultimate in butterface hollywood.

bag that up and youre good to go

are you kidding me? jessica beil is banging no matter what angle you look from. one of the hottest actresses in hollywood hands down.

[reka5matik]

why do you even care? let him do him

[JesseJB]

why do you even care? let him do him

hahahahaha +rep for that one

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

can i say something right now? yo word to mother, i just wanted to say..

Supreme.

[Carl]

...what a great thread

we really need a Archive up in this piece.

[keagan]

this is old, and I don't think anyone really cares, you are all fucking idiots. John Mayer is great

He doesn't fucking write "pop music".

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any he is working with Steve Jordan, and steve jordan is shanya twanes drummer, and shanya tawne is known for ill beats.

[shinchrono]

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You could probably look at this video either negatively or positively.

[keagan]

fuck off, you know he is joking.

JOHN MAYER IS GODSAQ311111

[sohoADDICT]

who the fuck cares, if you dont like it stop reading it. no1 is forcing you to read his blog, there are billions of other wbesites to visit

[dunkin deeznuts]

the chapelle x mayer "white people dancing " skit was aiiight.......

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[naturaljax]

I'm listening to "Waiting On The World To Change" wishing I hated it.

I thought this thread could deserve a bump because it is funny as fuck and he is such a douche.

[broneck]

realistically one of the more talented people with a guitar that's still breathing though

[Servo2000]

Body is all woman. But look at the face dude and check out the jawline - she`s a damn transexual.

I thought this post was about John Mayer.

[FAM0US.]

Body is all woman. But look at the face dude and check out the jawline - she`s a damn transexual.

I couldn't agree more... She reminds me of Woody Harrelson.

[chantheman]

are you seriously arguing that someone has more right to wear streetwear? you sound like a 10 year old kid that gets pissed off cuz his favorite punk band "sold out" and signed to a major...

true

i thought he was funny in that bittersweet interview with kanye west on mtv.

go back and listen to daughters, bitches.

i will admit i laughed. he is more "stun-tastic" than kanye

[concealed]

cross posted in supreme 2007 thread

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[naturaljax]

barffffffffffff

[the_state]

^^ that should be x-posted in the worst waywt thread.