WTB: guide to getting laid in japan.

[red]

shit.........

[englandmj7]

There is actually a site that one of my buddies used to look at all the time. It is basically a forum/messageboard as well as site guides to getting laid in virtually every major city in the world, as well as countries as a whole (what bars to go to, etc.). Let me see if I can scrounge it up...............

.......well, actually, if it is for you Red, it might be hopeless anyways.\

Aha, here is one of the sites:

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Although this seems to mostly be about finding hookers.....whelp, you gotta start somewhere.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

confidence. works everywhere

[red]

ive tried all your suggestions, but it seems that the rape method works best.

and im not sure i want to try that again.

the men in jail did mean things to me.

[red]

i certainly hopes no one takes this seriously.

in fact, i hope no one takes ANYTHING i say seriously.

[roundhouse]

There is actually a site that one of my buddies used to look at all the time. It is basically a forum/messageboard as well as site guides to getting laid in virtually every major city in the world, as well as countries as a whole (what bars to go to, etc.). Let me see if I can scrounge it up...............

.......well, actually, if it is for you Red, it might be hopeless anyways.\

Aha, here is one of the sites:

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Although this seems to mostly be about finding hookers.....whelp, you gotta start somewhere.

that site tried to send me a torjan virus !!!

[beefcake]

[denimdestroyedmylife]

click for link

[djrajio]

i certainly hopes no one takes this seriously.

in fact, i hope no one takes ANYTHING i say seriously.

Don't worry we don't! But seriously, you're Okinawan! Girls in Japan LOVE you guys. You should no problem getting girls man!

[thelion1856]

tijuana mexico, whore house ADALITAS with over 150 to 200 mexican girls EVERY night. the girls range from a 7.5 to a perfect 10 (think eva longoria/selma hyak) with about 85% of them being over an 8.

the price is

11 bucks for the room.

1 dollar tip for the janitor.

$60 for the fuck - you get: a blow job & you get to cum. AND get to fuck the chick till you cum again. 30 mins. If she likes you then she'll keep you fuckin.

total:

$72

If the chick is cool she might offer you a joint too.

you can bargan down the fuck to $50 but the 8's and up wont ussually go for that unless its a slow night. the club is packed with americans, if your from san diego i garuntee you will run into someone you know or went to high school with every time. On even a monday night there are about 100 to 150 girls runnin round the club, and bout 200 to 250 americans there. Open 24 hours, 7 days a week all year round. Of course u use a condom, the girls carry them with them.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

Theres a place like that around here too, but much less--$15-$30. I've never been there, but I've heard the girls are just decent looking not beautiful like the kind your describing.

[showbiz00ditc]

tijuana mexico, whore house ADALITAS with over 150 to 200 mexican girls EVERY night. the girls range from a 7.5 to a perfect 10 (think eva longoria/selma hyak) with about 85% of them being over an 8.

the price is

11 bucks for the room.

1 dollar tip for the janitor.

$60 for the fuck - you get: a blow job & you get to cum. AND get to fuck the chick till you cum again. 30 mins. If she likes you then she'll keep you fuckin.

total:

$72

Getting an STD... Priceless

If the chick is cool she might offer you a joint too.

you can bargan down the fuck to $50 but the 8's and up wont ussually go for that unless its a slow night. the club is packed with americans, if your from san diego i garuntee you will run into someone you know or went to high school with every time. On even a monday night there are about 100 to 150 girls runnin round the club, and bout 200 to 250 americans there. Open 24 hours, 7 days a week all year round. Of course u use a condom, the girls carry them with them.

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[Seething Tortoise]

1. Find a red light district.

2. Pick up a good looking prostitute.

3. ??????

4. PROFIT.

[ClarkGriswold]

yeah, go to tijauna. pay 60 for the fuck. get to the back room for the fuck. get abducted by some dirty mexicans. proceed to get raped in the ass. pay them your watch/wallet/ maybe your shirt just for the services.

[Guest jmatsu]

tijuana mexico, whore house ADALITAS with over 150 to 200 mexican girls EVERY night. the girls range from a 7.5 to a perfect 10 (think eva longoria/selma hyak) with about 85% of them being over an 8.

the price is

11 bucks for the room.

1 dollar tip for the janitor.

$60 for the fuck - you get: a blow job & you get to cum. AND get to fuck the chick till you cum again. 30 mins. If she likes you then she'll keep you fuckin.

total:

$72

If the chick is cool she might offer you a joint too.

you can bargan down the fuck to $50 but the 8's and up wont ussually go for that unless its a slow night. the club is packed with americans, if your from san diego i garuntee you will run into someone you know or went to high school with every time. On even a monday night there are about 100 to 150 girls runnin round the club, and bout 200 to 250 americans there. Open 24 hours, 7 days a week all year round. Of course u use a condom, the girls carry them with them.

isn't this thread the guide to getting laid in japan? congrats. you're a super-expert at paying for sex in a 3rd world country.

[thomas_highstreet]

bunch of fuckin lames. if you need help getting laid all you gonna get is fat heffas anyway.

[red]

hes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

im happy.

[honghonglulu]

bunch of fuckin lames. if you need help getting laid all you gonna get is fat heffas anyway.

"there's some good pussy under there":p