picking up women

[cheep]

no... corny chcks are never an option. fuck...if your standards are high you will get good girls, it may just take longer. if the good ones know youll fuck a corny one, they will let you.

[herpsky]

what is a "corny" girl?

[echoepidemic]

i dont know but i assume its the kind of girl that fucks BEFORE the first date

[cheep]

what is a "corny" girl?

im assuming a chick whos just not fucking cool. just some dumb chick, who you would hate to hang out with but might fuck if you dont have to see her again.

id put it in 90% of the population.

myself, i like girls that id want to hang out with every day even if they were guys.

[echoepidemic]

id like to hang out with these

but i think they're corny

[cheep]

i like girls who tell me they got wet when i send them pics form the "black hitops" thread.

seriously.

[Liberation1945]

id like to hang out with these

but i think they're corny

DEFINETLY not corny...

[seemeugly]

These chicks are right at the verge of being corny, but they're so silly and goofy that they avoid it.

[cheep]

id say they are too much fun to be corny... but about 30 lbs would cancel out all the fun.

[echoepidemic]

i think someone needs to write a definitive guide to bitches and their corniness

[broneck]

what is a "corny" girl?

the category of "corny" chicks often includes (but is not limited to):

girls who frequent the campus bar

cheerleaders/ex cheerleaders

girls in uggs/lulu lemon/flares

girls who still watch the hills or laguna beach

my buddy's housemate who yells at me to pull up my pants and buy jeans that aren't so tight

etc

etc

etc

[Liberation1945]

well...all chicks are corny till they can prove otherwise. i would say 3 out of 10 chicks are as corny as you wouldve expected, 5 out of 10 are actually cornier, and 2 are not so bad.

out of the 2 normal chicks, one will be a mother of two, a pornstar/stripper/etc., or have a boyfriend.

[cheep]

is it really that hard to find girls that arent like that tho? i mean, ive found some and im in a shit town.

[seemeugly]

Basically every girl you see outside in winter with no coat and a skirt on while you're walking from one bar to another is corny.

Cheep: Being in a shit town can actually help you avoid running into corny chicks.

[broneck]

don't get me wrong i've met several non corny ones (but even by SuFu standard's they're corny...very hipster/UO/Vicey cokeheads), but I'd say a good 99% of Hamilton's populous falls into the not-very-cool category.

[cheep]

yeah... i forgot that we shoot corny girls on the edge of the neighborhood. either that or they get pregnant before they make it there.

[JesseJB]

3 words: HOOP EARRINGS

[homi29]

i think we're all applying our snobbish shopping habits to the female species.. who wants the "energie" or "G-star Raw" equivalent in the GF world, when one can go for "diors" , "sammies" or "PBJs"

this site has an obsession with image and getting the best in everything, and one has to admit that durablity, quality worksmanship, and great fit are extremely rare among the average woman

[JohnnyRed]

this site has an obsession with image and getting the best in everything, and one has to admit that durablity, quality worksmanship, and great fit are extremely rare among the average woman

Yeah but there's an abundance of oversized, raw, shrink-to-fit women out there that are in desperate need of a soak

[JesseJB]

this site has an obsession with image and getting the best in everything, and one has to admit that durablity, quality worksmanship..

So so so true. To the point where I wish I was ignorant once again sometimes. Things would certainly be easier.

[cheep]

i think we're all applying our snobbish shopping habits to the female species.. who wants the "energie" or "G-star Raw" equivalent in the GF world, when one can go for "diors" , "sammies" or "PBJs"

this site has an obsession with image and getting the best in everything, and one has to admit that durablity, quality worksmanship, and great fit are extremely rare among the average woman

and i dont find anything wrong with having the same standards for a woman i would for a pair of jeans... if anything i have higher standards... or try to.

and im not looking for the "average" woman. fuck average... i want someone who compares to me... i want someone who is my match.

luckily... i found myself a pair of "jomons", if were gonna use the denim anology.

[herpsky]

this site has an obsession with image and getting the best in everything, and one has to admit that durablity, quality worksmanship, and great fit are extremely rare among the average woman

i'm currently sitting in my university library, studying for the very last final exam (i'm graduating). There are two really corny broads who have been yapping about

their BRO boy friends for the past 45 minutes. It's just so funny that I can't stop listening.

"Ow my gawd. So this guy in pike has been coming over to my house for the past two weeks and it's like WHATEVER."

"I don't know how this relationship is gonna work out. I'm SO stressed out."

I guess they are just being hella jappy.

[herpsky]

I bet they think I'm a wild homo cause

I have an asian mullet / bang, wearing acne jeans with purple-ish western shirt.

[homi29]

and i dont find anything wrong with having the same standards for a woman i would for a pair of jeans... if anything i have higher standards... or try to.

and im not looking for the "average" woman. fuck average... i want someone who compares to me... i want someone who is my match.

luckily... i found myself a pair of "jomons", if were gonna use the denim anology.

word im not disagreeing with you there, i think if everyone raised their standards and really have some level of confidence and self-respect they wouldnt settle for some fugly broad who offers little more than company and routine sexual activity... Also this would force the ugly, fat, or just plain annoying girls to step their game up, thus making the world a better place.

Men have to realize they have alot of power, and it's not just up to the woman to choose them, but for them to choose the type of woman who is really best for them.

I used to go clubbing alot, and after awhile meeting the same type of girls over and over meant that even if they were attractive, they seemed less valuable to me unless i actually found things i respected about them whether it was their sense of style or personality.

[JesseJB]

I bet they think I'm a wild homo cause

I have an asian mullet / bang, wearing acne jeans with purple-ish western shirt.

hand them a Busch Light and tell them about a sale at AE. youll be tossing it in em in no time.

[cheep]

word im not disagreeing with you there, i think if everyone raised their standards and really have some level of confidence and self-respect they wouldnt settle for some fugly broad who offers little more than company and routine sexual activity... Also this would force the ugly, fat, or just plain annoying girls to step their game up, thus making the world a better place.

Men have to realize they have alot of power, and it's not just up to the woman to choose them, but for them to choose the type of woman who is really best for them.

I used to go clubbing alot, and after awhile meeting the same type of girls over and over meant that even if they were attractive, they seemed less valuable to me unless i actually found things i respected about them whether it was their sense of style or personality.

i agree.... at one point in time i would have just settled with whoever would let me give it to them... and i really never got girls at all.

now, i just sit back and if they want to talk, ill talk. if they dont interest me immediately, theyre done. i dont care if she looks like a fucking model and wants to fuck me right there... if i dont want to hang out after were done fucking i wont give her the time of day.

ive also been in 2 major relationships... one real marriage and one that was pretty much a marriage. i dont want to play games. i dont want to just fuck. i want someone who i look forward to spending my time with, someone who understands where im coming from, and someone who can appreciate my interests. and she has to look good, dress good, and fuck good.

edit... post #420...

[herpsky]

i want someone who i look forward to spending my time with, someone who understands where im coming from, and someone who can appreciate my interests. and she has to look good, dress good, and fuck good.

A+ .

[junglejane]

latinas pull off hoop earrings without looking corny.

[wild_whiskey]

I have no game, I just have an array of ex gfs all the way back from middle school who just started IMing me and dropping the word "NSA."

I can't think of the last time I went to a bar/club or something and found some girl who I actually took home or went out on dates with.

I think I'm too lazy to care.

[Charlie Delta]

Admit it Cheep, you are madlydeeply in LOVE! You don't even have to read between the lines of your posts to see this.

Admit it!

I'm happy for you though!