superconfessional

[nf one]

i remember during like first two weeks of school, i was chillin wiht a group that if i remember correctly was all white, and this fat cwg shouts "i fucking hate china its so gay" and then looks at me with probably the most hilariously horrified expression ive ever seen as she realizes that there is a good chance im chinese. lucky for her i dont really give a shit and i just laughed but it was a pretty stupid thing to say. but again i guess coming from the midwest and not having asians for hundreds of miles in any directions makes you kind of lax withthose kinda things

[Leonard Leroy]

she realizes that there is a good chance im chinese.

and/or gay

[dino might]

i love true life.

[ROYALEFATALE]

tru lyfe: i'm preggers was just on

[dino might]

really? i just saw :i dont trust my partner. now its : i cant stay thin

[B-Dawg]

I'm getting closer and closer to buying too many bags of Doritos after reading that thread.

[julzkind]

i remember during like first two weeks of school, i was chillin wiht a group that if i remember correctly was all white, and this fat cwg shouts "i fucking hate china its so gay" and then looks at me with probably the most hilariously horrified expression ive ever seen as she realizes that there is a good chance im chinese. lucky for her i dont really give a shit and i just laughed but it was a pretty stupid thing to say. but again i guess coming from the midwest and not having asians for hundreds of miles in any directions makes you kind of lax withthose kinda things

there are a select group of ppl that im okay with making fun of arabs in front of me. really i dont care, i just like to be a bitch sometimes.

but my teacher (ya, teacher) and i used to joke and she would always tell me to "brush the sand off my nose" or like, yell at me for "leaving a trail of sand" in class.

[Lab]

hahahahahahahahaha

[bouwnt]

that all reminds me of a favourite scene of mine

"do you want a fucking SLURPEE, JAY?!?!"

"this is a brrooOoklyn accent ok-ay"

[midnight]

tru lyfe: i'm preggers was just on

really? i just saw :i dont trust my partner. now its : i cant stay thin

Only one episode that really does it.

true life: I HAS TOURETTEZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSY_EA6uMw

"don't get mad at me I have tourettes DAMMNIT"

[Guest Phrost]

my whole family lied to me and told me i was an orphan picked up off the street until i was 8. whenever i did something wrong they would threaten to send their charity work back. i really believed in their little hijinks for a good portion of my childhood.

[linkejeuk]

I want my own Mary Poppins.

[playdisonlyatnight]

I cant take work seriously to save my own life.

I learn to cut corners each shift (I work weekends, 11am-8pm) and at this point I have mastered the art of:

taking up to 5 fifteen minute breaks

taking a 45 min lunch break

leaving work 2 hours early with nobody getting wise

[jeepster]

fuck.

my boss friended me on Facebook this morning. Not weird, it's happened before.

But she just FB imed me. And she was talking about her children with me.

Too weird.

I made up some excuse about driving my brother to the train.

Which I am about to do.

fuck.

[Jkissi7]

^wait, flaming homophobic? does that make sense? we talking about him or me? :confused:

rofl not you son.. flaming homophobic is like a oxy moron and shit

[Jkissi7]

fuck.

my boss friended me on Facebook this morning. Not weird, it's happened before.

But she just FB imed me. And she was talking about her children with me.

Too weird.

I made up some excuse about driving my brother to the train.

Which I am about to do.

fuck.

is she fuckable?

[dino might]

Only one episode that really does it.

true life: I HAS TOURETTEZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSY_EA6uMw

"don't get mad at me I have tourettes DAMMNIT"

seen it. awesome episode. i dont know if it beats

": i have ocd" though...

[midnight]

that is true. I love the guy who had to count out how many pieces of toilet paper he used. It was so fucking funny.

[jeepster]

is she fuckable?

no. she's 40. and has 3 kids. and is married to a butcher.

not at all.

[Jkissi7]

ahhh that description screams unattractive lol and the butcher takes the apple

[midnight]

How much of a bonus will you recieve if you get with her?

[jeepster]

ahhh that description screams unattractive lol and the butcher takes the apple

yeah. she's not good looking, so it ain't a thing

How much of a bonus will you recieve if you get with her?

none. Just my hand cut off by her butcher husband.

[midnight]

Does facebook chat have an invisible mode? I swear that thing is so helpful in some situations...

[jeepster]

Does facebook chat have an invisible mode? I swear that thing is so helpful in some situations...

yeah. I just shut it off.

[edmond]

add me up on facebook

[freecat]

i would be great if there was a blocking option on facebook chat. sometimes in don't want certain people to know i'm online but want to talk to some others...

[jeepster]

add me up on facebook

we're already friend ed.

your albums of bench megamall constantly inundate my news feed.

[Guest Phrost]

related to true life stutterers - does this ever happen?

hI4otTziYjk

[chronoaug]

The first time someone facebook imed me it freaked me the fuck out. Now i regularly talk to a few people on it so it's not that bad but the interface is really glitchy and sucks ass. I'd rather do gmail chat or aim or something.

[inaya]

was in an accident today and have cracked rib and stitches, it sucks.