superconfessional

[azn8oi]

My 9 year old sister told me last night that she wishes she wasn't Chinese. She wishes she was American. She hates her eyes.

I NEED TO KILL THE JONAS BROTHERS AND THE DISNEY CHANNEL.

[DüM]

make her watch more Brenda Song.

will def help self esteem !

[azn8oi]

fuck that , you guys have way better peripheral vision don't you? tell her that. she'll feel better.

HX_5zIXxKEU

nah, this lady has the best peripheral vision.

make her watch more Brenda Song.

will def help self esteem !

her characters are like blondes -- therefore making my sister wanting to be more "American" (White) than even Hannah fucking Montana.

[jeepster]

It's either my totally and undeniable hate for this teacher who has pretty much fucked me over or the fact that I'm delirious with some sort of cold/sickness... but I cannot do it anymore. I just wanna curl up and never get out of bed. This bastard teacher has shattered my entire faith in my writing and now as I sit here looking at my half-assed paper that's due Friday, I want to just call it quits. I don't know why I can't just drop out of the class, I'm sure I could if I pleaded enough with the school. But part of me wants to write these last couple of paper's well so I can give him a great big "fuck you, you piece of shit" as a send off. I really don't see how the latter is possible since I can't fucking pull my head out of my own ass to write these papers in a cogent and cohesive manner. I just want to fucking be done at this point. This week is gonna shit on me since I have so much to do and I'm sick as a dog. I can't turn to the bottle since I have no booze, I have no money to buy drugs, I have no real interest in either, and I just wish that I could write these papers.

Fuck.

Fuck.

[Boredom]

HX_5zIXxKEU

nah, this lady has the best peripheral vision.

her characters are like blondes -- therefore making my sister wanting to be more "American" (White) than even Hannah fucking Montana.

Even Wendy Wu?

[DüM]

exactly. look how well she portrays asian women.

make sure you get the Kickin' Edition.

[azn8oi]

homie. if you watched that movie you would know that the character she plays HATES being chinese all the way until the end.

.

YEAH.

[Guest what job]

smh

(10carolers)

[DüM]

tell her American boys will want to have sex with her very soon.

[azn8oi]

I'm sitting here laughing nervously in pain.

fucken DUM :( :( :( :( :(

[landho]

My 9 year old sister told me last night that she wishes she wasn't Chinese. She wishes she was American. She hates her eyes.

I NEED TO KILL THE JONAS BROTHERS AND THE DISNEY CHANNEL.

"Most people didn't know I was half-Chinese....And my eyes, my mother gave me my eyes, no eyelids, as if they were carved on a jack-o'-lantern with two swift cuts of a short knife. I used to push my eyes in on the sides to make them rounder. Or I'd open them very wide until I could see the white parts. But when I walked around the house like that, my father asked me why I looked so scared." (Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club, 104)

[Gouf]

like, im so high on shrooms right now. listening to queen and my fucking lambourghini wallpaper just drove out of the motherfucking screen and is sitting in my room im tripping so hard right now fuck

[Guest thrashbandicoot]

I've smoked crack several times in the last couple weeks and you know what? Its not that bad.

[geekbonchic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I promise to devote at least 5 minutes of my acid trip this July to Sufu.

[Guest thrashbandicoot]

Also...I went to narnia last night baked out of my fucking mind, and ill confess....

...Georgie Henley is getting really fucking hot

[fade to black2]

yeah i can kinda see that...(no pedo)

[Guest thrashbandicoot]

yeah i can kinda see that...(no pedo)

Even if it is pedo...think about how much cock you could squeeze into those fat little cheeks.....

The only thing that kept me from just stroking it right there in the theater was the fact that fucking shrek was in the movie

Seriously casting screwed the pooch on this one...

[fade to black2]

you're pretty degenerate.

[m1sterko]

Even if it is pedo...think about how much cock you could squeeze into those fat little cheeks.....

i can imagine

[Guest thrashbandicoot]

i can imagine

THATS what im talking about.

[panicnation]

^that's some beaver or...well...whatever it is.

[Boredom]

i can imagine

I can't help but feel this is how Zac Efron is going to look like when he's 40 and stars in his own porno.

[Guest thrashbandicoot]

Im about to make the worst confession in superfuture history. I have just discovered that i lost my copy of Hewhocorrupts Microeconomics EP cd version. For those of you who dont know what this is, its a cd ep shaped like a credit card that came packaged in a wallet with band pictures and the lyrics were printed on a recipt. Basically the coolest CD ever released. I fucking FAIL at life.

[salaryman]

Ok, you're right, I wasn't sick. I didn't go to work. I got high, and ate wings on the couch in my underwear, watching planet earth on blu ray for 9 straight hours.

[mr fluffernutter]

beatle is generally really nice to everyone and wears raw denimz

i always thought she was just being a sarcastic bitch so i never liked her...

[DüM]

you're a sarcastic bitch, but I like you.

beatle is really very nice though.

[mr fluffernutter]

yeah i feel bad about thinking she wasn't

but not for long

[jcotteri]

Ok, you're right, I wasn't sick. I didn't go to work. I got high, and ate wings on the couch in my underwear, watching planet earth on blu ray for 9 straight hours.

sounds like a great day too me.. I sat and did the same thing on a tv so big it was rediculous (not my tv) minus the blueray and chicken,, good times..

i love docos

[mr fluffernutter]

layaway sounds so good to me right about now

[chronoaug]

If you were really short on cash, you would've gone to the sale and just sold things to people here. Actually, i don't think i've ever seen you sell something on here. Just principle?