superconfessional

[cuddlysheep]

i guess well never know...:confused:

No Japanese women were truly butt raped in the making of this film.

[onemancult]

baby ass eel video is hilarious when trick one pops them of her asshole out like little gummi worm torpedoes.

what about the ones where lesbians fuck... covered in octopi carcasses?

[azn8oi]

Fuck. I want to repost my link so i can one-up all of this (or at least get close in bizarre-ness).

fuck it i'll do it.

www.tehw00t.net/azn8oi/lovedoll_00.jpg - not work safe.

www.tehw00t.net/azn8oi/lovedoll_04.jpg

Yes, that is an artificial bush

Yes, that is scat

Yes, it is CENSORED

And yes, that is a doll.

i dont think i need to confess that i laughed more than i was grossed out.

[junglejane]

isn't there a freaky azn butt rape porn forum that you could discuss this on?

[broneck]

yeah but the people there are weirdos

[braid]

i'm bored as hell at work and dont see work improving in the near future...

i'm on sufu pretty much all day but rarely feel the inspiration to contribute. wish i could post more but dont know what to say. maybe i should start being a dick like dick danger...

[cheep]

i'm bored as hell at work and dont see work improving in the near future...

i'm on sufu pretty much all day but rarely feel the inspiration to contribute. wish i could post more but dont know what to say. maybe i should start being a dick like dick danger...

i know how you feel... but somehow i always find shit to say.

[keri]

boring work sucks. I have officially decided that everyone needs a real job and then a fun job for the weekends. I have real job (secretary) and then a fun job (barmaid). my life feels complete, and I get extra cash from the weekend gig (okay so I drink most of that extra money, but who cares?).

[mizanation]

keri, you're my kind of peoples. hope everyone has a great memorial day weekend.

[fadingblue]

i hate dramatic bitches:

my friend sent me a video of her trying to slide under her table but instead she hit herself on the floor after hitting the edge on the table. she told me to not put it on youtube while she was laughing. i thought she was joking and i put it on my myspace. she sent me a message along the lines of "fuck you. im done with you and trusting you. youre such an asshole! wtf i cant believe i ever trusted you. good luck with summer and life"

bitch needs to chill

[dennisk]

^ quick!!! post it here to make her feel better

[notesee]

boring work sucks. I have officially decided that everyone needs a real job and then a fun job for the weekends. I have real job (secretary) and then a fun job (barmaid). my life feels complete, and I get extra cash from the weekend gig (okay so I drink most of that extra money, but who cares?).

This is a good theory .. ideally I'd like to just have one fun job, but I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.

[almondcrush]

im thirty credits away from finishing a double major at rutgers

ive been working part time at a liquor store stocking mostly wine

i mostly carry things and explore the world of wine

and some escapist element of my mind wonders how great it would be to drop out and live a simple, stationary, blue collar suburban life here with wine my only indulgence

even though that stands completely opposite of all my aspirations

grass is always greener i guess

[almondcrush]

i was so hungry that i ate sushi made by a korean.

korean-made sushi in the style of actual sushi?

or kimbap?

because the latter is delicious and usually full of takuan

[cuddlysheep]

well atleast not made by a mexican.

korean-made sushi in the style of actual sushi?

or kimbap?

because the latter is delicious and usually full of takuan

[Guest Airjamie]

isn't there a freaky azn butt rape porn forum that you could discuss this on?

I thought this was the freaky azn butt rape porn forum?

[junglejane]

^^

I ate some great sushi in berkeley once. as I was leaving I saw into the kitchen and the cooks were mexicans.

in mex I've been to sushi joints where they make mexicanized variations on it, like adding avocado and chipotle to rolls. AMAZING stuff.

[Raskol]

mexico does have the best avocados

[fadingblue]

^^

I ate some great sushi in berkeley once. as I was leaving I saw into the kitchen and the cooks were mexicans.

in mex I've been to sushi joints where they make mexicanized variations on it, like adding avocado and chipotle to rolls. AMAZING stuff.

Sushito (or Sushi Ito or however you spell it) in Santa Fe is freaking amazing

i think i like the mexican sushi more than the ones offered here in the us

[dizzhizz]

korean-made sushi in the style of actual sushi?

or kimbap?

because the latter is delicious and usually full of takuan

I think I'm the only person here in Korea who hates kimbap with a passion.

[almondcrush]

I think I'm the only person here in Korea who hates kimbap with a passion.

spam?

takuan?

sesame oil?

what more could you want?

also mini-confession:

the only thing keeping me grounded in regards to my whole dropout fantasy is the fact that i cant wear denim at work

im being completely honest too

[Guest jmatsu]

korean-made sushi in the style of actual sushi?

or kimbap?

because the latter is delicious and usually full of takuan

i don't even know what kimbap is. it was more a case of them modifying (as they went along) japsushi.

[jeepster]

though i have already finished the college application due to being overly prepared, im worried about putting together my writing portfolio, getting everything in order, getting a better score on my SAT's (1790 first time, not looking very good prospectively. last PSAT i took at my tutoring place i only improved by 10 raw points on both math and reading, writing is always above 700...). i fucking hate this shit, i just wish i was in college.

[maydenchina]

Prom is on saturday

Tomorrow is the last day to buy a ticket

My friends want me to go

I kinda don't want to

What to do?!!?

[edwithoutahead]

I just sneezed and a large ball of mucus flew across the room into a shoe that does not belong to me

[Servo2000]

though i have already finished the college application due to being overly prepared, im worried about putting together my writing portfolio, getting everything in order, getting a better score on my SAT's (1790 first time, not looking very good prospectively. last PSAT i took at my tutoring place i only improved by 10 raw points on both math and reading, writing is always above 700...). i fucking hate this shit, i just wish i was in college.

I've never heard of anyone raise their SAT by more than around 50-100 points because of those tutoring places, so unless 50-100 points means a lot to you then it almost doesn't matter. I've also heard people say that it's better to spring for one private lesson rather than pay the same for three our four group ones. I do pretty well on standardized tests for whatever reason, so I only did one private tutoring session and it raised my score about (on average) 50 points. Anyone else heard otherwise?

There's a lot of nonsense out there being perpetrated in the name of SATs by tutoring companies, it'd be interesting to see if anyone is in a position here to say what works best.

[dennisk]

i lost 100 points in sat after taking coursses.

[Servo2000]

That's pretty brutal.

[prima]

you really might as well just take several sample tests on your own and then look at the explanations. i did a lot of tutoring and it's not like they have secret test taking strategies to share with you. just practice.

[its swanny]

Prom is on saturday

Tomorrow is the last day to buy a ticket

My friends want me to go

I kinda don't want to

What to do?!!?

go. unless you're not a senior.