superconfessional

[Akura]

I really wish people on ebay would learn to bid! I hate it when people bid on shit when its 4 days away!! Dumbasses jack up the price and then bail when it gets too high! People need to up their interweb skills!

[6ixes&7evens]

sigh

anyone ever had that whole situation at school or wherever where there's this one chick, who is just so gorgeous, down to earth, and cool that you are embarrassed every time the opportunity comes up to chat with them? and then you find out they already have a boyfriend? but regardless of this, every time you pass in the hallway eyes are exchanged?

dang, this one girl at school. Probably the best looking girl in my year.

feelin like a shit-outta-luck high schooler. so 14 year old status on this one.

I only say this cause she showed up in one of my dreams last night. The rest of that dream was about the Smiths reuniting and playing a kickass show.

i used to get this shit from a girl in HS i always sat behind her and i always catch her turning around to look at me, she even asked me out once but i messed it up i wont go into details because of the embarrassment it will bring me but everytime she would be near me i would blush uncontrollable and my friends would always call me out

[Mr Waffles]

details. now.

[bouwnt]

don't know how u boys can watch them watch u.......

&&* not follow through -- with a good ol fashion raping. if she looks

at me she asked for it, okay

[6ixes&7evens]

imagine talking to a girl with a booger in your nose...............

its 3x worse then that

edit: forgot to mention she is currently dating a guy i know got fat and had a kid

[jeepster]

[billy.]

iwas just looking thru my iphone videos.

apparently one time i was drunk/high on the train from nyc and i took a creep video of the spanish girl sitting next to me.

itwaslike 1 0 mintues long.

[billy.]

LOL bouwnt.

[NatseOklim]

imagine talking to a girl with a booger in your nose...............

its 3x worse then that

edit: forgot to mention she is currently dating a guy i know got fat and had a kid

Did you have a boner or something?

[Lab]

iwas just looking thru my iphone videos..

wtf u can take vids on this shit.

[jeepster]

lol @ t-mobile iphone

billy has mexican iphone

[billy.]

mexican phone.

taking vids of mexicans.

talking to brazilians.

[Fycus]

fffuuu half of my ceramic pieces that were in the kiln cracked or broke due to somebody's piece exploding in the kiln. Some skank also took one of my plates and tried to play it off as her own, glazing it and everything. So now I have half of a whole art project to turn in. This quarter is the fucking worst fucking motherfuck quarter of college so far. fuck.

[jeepster]

fffuuu half of my ceramic pieces that were in the kiln cracked or broke due to somebody's piece exploding in the kiln. Some skank also took one of my plates and tried to play it off as her own, glazing it and everything. So now I have half of a whole art project to turn in. This quarter is the fucking worst fucking motherfuck quarter of college so far. fuck.

[dismalfuture]

sigh

anyone ever had that whole situation at school or wherever where there's this one chick, who is just so gorgeous, down to earth, and cool that you are embarrassed every time the opportunity comes up to chat with them? and then you find out they already have a boyfriend? but regardless of this, every time you pass in the hallway eyes are exchanged?

dang, this one girl at school. Probably the best looking girl in my year.

feelin like a shit-outta-luck high schooler. so 14 year old status on this one.

I only say this cause she showed up in one of my dreams last night. The rest of that dream was about the Smiths reuniting and playing a kickass show.

This is everyday at work for me. I sit literally 8 inches away from one of the cutest girls I've seen, possibly in years, and she is super friendly. I'm just so busy I don't get to chit chat with her, and I have a really good thing with my girlfriend right now too, so the moons are not aligning. She's only like 24 or something so I figure she's not married, but sure to have a boyfriend anyway, looking the way she does.

This girl went to art school and her outfits are always new, always well matched color palette wise, but she is into the typical Asian girl shit, so I'm trying to dwell on that and get over her. We'll see how that goes.

[NatseOklim]

Don't you just love/hate crushes?

[ProfMonnitoff]

sigh

anyone ever had that whole situation at school or wherever where there's this one chick, who is just so gorgeous, down to earth, and cool that you are embarrassed every time the opportunity comes up to chat with them? and then you find out they already have a boyfriend? but regardless of this, every time you pass in the hallway eyes are exchanged?

dang, this one girl at school. Probably the best looking girl in my year.

feelin like a shit-outta-luck high schooler. so 14 year old status on this one.

I only say this cause she showed up in one of my dreams last night. The rest of that dream was about the Smiths reuniting and playing a kickass show.

yeah. i usually have decent game but theres one girl in my hall who is just stupidly good looking (fierce white model, not cwg) with the most amazing bone structure and incredible eyebrows and actually well dressed and so on

ive never had a real conversation with her because i turn into a bitch when shes anywhere near me

i found out she does actually model

and her boyfriend is some generic corny white du

fuck my life

[jeepster]

This is everyday at work for me. I sit literally 8 inches away from one of the cutest girls I've seen, possibly in years, and she is super friendly. I'm just so busy I don't get to chit chat with her, and I have a really good thing with my girlfriend right now too, so the moons are not aligning. She's only like 24 or something so I figure she's not married, but sure to have a boyfriend anyway, looking the way she does.

This girl went to art school and her outfits are always new, always well matched color palette wise, but she is into the typical Asian girl shit, so I'm trying to dwell on that and get over her. We'll see how that goes.

I feel you man. I mean, the way you talk about her, she seems to sorta ruin you at work. Whenever I go to eat at the dining hall, this girl happens to be there. I sit alone most times by a window, read the paper, do work, etc., but whenever I'll look up, she'll always look over to me and return the glance with this cool-sexy as fuck half smile. Like the kind where you can see their nose sorta bunch up in that oh-so-cute way with the freckles and all.

Holy shit I'm gettin all hot and bothered just thinkin of her.

Anyways, I know shit will never happen, because she's transferring too, somewhere down south or some shit, and she's got a boyfriend who is one of those square-jawed naturalistic awesome altbros who you hate cause he's got the girl, but is just so goddamn cool that you can't really hate him (Forgetting Sarah Marshall style). His name is Denver - which is so fucking douchey - but shit, he's a nice dude.

And knowing me, if I was with her, I'd be a bastard and ruin things for myself as it is. I suck, for all intensive purposes, but damn... what if's, ya know?

[evisu 2000]

denver is a dope ass name

du probably played strong safety

but got injured

[evisu 2000]

what's an altbro

[jeepster]

what's an altbro

dude who is really just a run of the mill du, but is into alt shit, just to be into alt shit.

www.hipsterrunoff.com

[ProfMonnitoff]

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/the-essence-of-altbro.html

[NatseOklim]

Oh god, 50% of guys at my Uni were altbro.

[__CB__]

Impulse spent around 40 bucks on a cigar last nite. Was good though.

Also, ashamed to say I left a pretty crummy tip at a restaurant earlier on cos I was out of change and couldn't be bothered waiting for em to ring up a card.

[nicotine]

i wear too much black and spend any money i have as fast as i can

i need a yob

[Gouf]

saw pendelum last night at club nokia.. was rolling for most of the night and now i feel like shit and i think im gonna detox and hibernate for a week. i seriously need a break

[Fycus]

I secretly like statistics.

[junglejane]

^^ i might neg rep for this

but I'm feeling magnanimous so I guess you're safe

[Fycus]

I cant help that I get a little excited when testing hypotheses....

[ProfMonnitoff]

I get so hard every time I can't get SPSS to work because there's some typo in one of my commands.