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I was at a pizza place when some down syndrome guy that had one of those "jobs" there walks up to me and starts talking about Bruce Springsteen. I figured out he was saying that he liked listening to Bruce Springsteen, with little contextual clues. He then proceeded to yell "BORN IN THE USA!" at the top of his lungs while I ate my pizza. Fortunately he was wearing headphones or he would have heard me laughing incredibly hard at him. The pizza was good

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So I sent this Denon receiver back for manufacturer's warranty (because the Magnolia store I bought it from went out of business) and the guy who received it called to tell me it got destroyed in transit by UPS. I don't think my wife opted for additional insurance, UPS covers up to $200, and I paid 3 times that for it origionally. Fuck.

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shes one of those people that hasnt ever done anything in particular to offend/turn you off, just something about them you cant fucking stand nor really put your finger on nawmean? and her friends are lame too thus adding to how much i severely dont want to get entangled in this bullshit.

oh, and her steelo is fucking WHACK

aha i know a breez or two in the same situation, you can smash all you want but it's like mehhh after the first time, that's when a bitch try to reel you in...

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my dad cant find my proof of adoption papers

shit

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:( :( :( :( :( :(

I know right...

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i just got a nicotine high for the first time in a whiiiile

daym.

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^^^ damn.

I remember a Juilliard girl never called me back. She said I reminded her of the kid from Thumbsucker so I guess it was for the best.

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pissing me off that it's taken more than an hour to only load 15 minutes of this damn movie I'm tryin to watch.

dang

annoying

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on nights like these i wonder if god is really out there purposefully fucking with my life.

i know they say take the good with the bad and all that bullshit but man these lows SUCK ASS

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(supervague)

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never been so stoked in my entire life

girl i have deep feelings for reciprocates

no better feeling in the world

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never been so stoked in my entire life

girl i have deep feelings for reciprocates

no better feeling in the world

this gonna be douchey but true... enjoy it while it lasts.

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sigh

anyone ever had that whole situation at school or wherever where there's this one chick, who is just so gorgeous, down to earth, and cool that you are embarrassed every time the opportunity comes up to chat with them? and then you find out they already have a boyfriend? but regardless of this, every time you pass in the hallway eyes are exchanged?

dang, this one girl at school. Probably the best looking girl in my year.

feelin like a shit-outta-luck high schooler. so 14 year old status on this one.

I only say this cause she showed up in one of my dreams last night. The rest of that dream was about the Smiths reuniting and playing a kickass show.

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