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not sure what parts of Queens ur talking about but bodegas be every where and got all that u need!

unless you talking LI / Queens border.....

like rosedale, deep parts of elmhurst, deep flushing, bayside, whitestone, little neck, yeah pretty much LI Queens border.

Queens bodegas arent like Brooklyn Bodegas with the Kombucha, Hummus, and 16 types of local microbrew.

Bus service in Queens sucks ass. The ones in manhattan come like every 5 minutes. I know people who wait like 20-30 minutes for their buses when they could have walked 20 to the train.

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Speaking of this morbid death talk... I had a run in with an alkylating reagent (ie, mutagenic, probable carcinogen, etc.) whereby an amount of it in a pretty good carrier solvent went past my glove (possibly a small amount? possibly a lot? A few millitres? not really sure)... I washed the shit out of my hands with soap and water for like 20 minutes.

This happened like over 3 months ago, only I've just heard a few cancer/tumor stories from friends and friends thereof, and I can't stop fucking worrying about cancer/tumours.

I'm usually a pretty rational person, and I keep telling myself that even IF something were to develop there is no point worrying about it now. But fuck it, I can't stop thinking about it. I'm talking like bordering-on-hyperchondria levels of anxiety. I try to calm my mind by reading scientific studies about related agents but they only confirm my fears (in animals, in doses that may/may not reflect my transdermal exposure) and make shit worse... Fuck anxiety. So counter-productive.

dude relax! drink a lot of water and stay cool. these days everyone and their mom is carcinogenic and bad for your health. you're not gonna die!

skin resorbtion is really slow and usually only the solvent would be able to pass through your skin

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I remember I was fucking some girl and somehow "loss" the condom. Was freaking out like "what if I catch the AIDS or Herpes?!!!"

like rosedale, deep parts of elmhurst, deep flushing, bayside, whitestone, little neck, yeah pretty much LI Queens border.

Queens bodegas arent like Brooklyn Bodegas with the Kombucha, Hummus, and 16 types of local microbrew.

Bus service in Queens sucks ass. The ones in manhattan come like every 5 minutes. I know people who wait like 20-30 minutes for their buses when they could have walked 20 to the train.

Sounds like baltimore. Shit I am happy to be in Baltimore and not some rundown western village population 7.

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I remember I was fucking some girl and somehow "loss" the condom....

Size down three brah, it's the sufu way

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well I unwrapped it before the BJ and then couldn't find it. And hell if Durex was going on my dick.

Still, Riff, you funny peoples!

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You can still catch herpes from an unwrapped BJ. Sounds like you lost the condom before you started fucking her. Which implies you made the conscious decision to have sex with her unprotected. You trust her?

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where in the world did you live?

this isn't westchester mayne, it's queens

most people live outside of those (small) towns you listed in the other post and in the more "conventional" queens area, ie. a town somewhat near the where one of the 5 trains that run through queens stops.

bus service is pretty standard, would make no sense if it ran on manhattan schedules

I lived in the middle of lefrak, corona, and elmhurst. The R train was 15 blocks away, the 7 was about 12. My only market was a CTown which was prob the only one in the area, so they figured they could charge like 5-6 bucks for a half gallon of organic milk. The bus came so infrequently that I sometimes would take the 2nd or 3rd bus that passed because it was so full of people. Alot of people I know live in bayside, no trains roll through there.

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true..i grew up in forest hills but not the 71st / continental area more Metropolitan / Woodhaven and getting to a train was a pain / walk....

but i grew up with a deli / key food/ mcds and roy rogers all with in a two block radius so it was all good.....

now there is a home depot / trader joes /wendys in that area so its all good for my moms

corona lefrak bayside rosedale are all car necessary.....or you are taking alot of gypsie cabs car services....

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oh yeah and I totally forgot, no cab drivers would ever want to take me home from manhattan.

Dunkin, we used to drive to that trader joes or the redhook fairway for cheap groceries.

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I haven't asked any of my African queens out in almost a year. Solely been talking, chillin, fucking wit white girls. Not even any Hispanics chicas. For some reason I feel kind of bad because of this.

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while we're on the subject

I love white girls rapping

TSDFmf4IFNE

also, the variation on HAANH at the end is great

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Your sig may have never been more appropriate. If it wasn't there I would had to neg you bro.

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real talk –

for all you losers who need to be more active AND meet cute people

a) do not do jiu jitsu, it's all dudes.

B) do not do muay thai, the only girls there (while cute and good in the sack) are completely crazy.

c) DO yoga, if not only for the crazy energy boosts you get, but for the cute older ladies who have banging bodies.

d) DO rock climbing, because the ratio of dudes to girls there is usually like 40/60, no joke.

This is from my personal experience, as I abhor team sports like volleyball, football, etc. Good luck troopers ;)

ps you might really fucking fit, but i do exercise to meet cute girls ymmv

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I love white girls rapping

also, the variation on HAANH at the end is great

This is on their channel.

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real talk –

for all you losers who need to be more active AND meet cute people

a) do not do jiu jitsu, it's all dudes.

B) do not do muay thai, the only girls there (while cute and good in the sack) are completely crazy.

c) DO yoga, if not only for the crazy energy boosts you get, but for the cute older ladies who have banging bodies.

d) DO rock climbing, because the ratio of dudes to girls there is usually like 40/60, no joke.

This is from my personal experience, as I abhor team sports like volleyball, football, etc. Good luck troopers ;)

ps you might really fucking fit, but i do exercise to meet cute girls ymmv

Haha I can totally vouch for this. Rock climbing chicks are so damn awesome. Super relaxed and fit as fuck.

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dude relax! drink a lot of water and stay cool. these days everyone and their mom is carcinogenic and bad for your health. you're not gonna die!

skin resorbtion is really slow and usually only the solvent would be able to pass through your skin

So went to the gym that night, took an Ativan when I got home, and decided to switch out the extreme amounts of coffee I was drinking for smaller amounts of tea. Needless to say, I felt much less anxious the next day, and now I'm back to my usual relaxed approach to life.

I think the anxiety may have been the caffeine/cyberchondria/carcinogen exposure combo. I think back on all the less obvious ways I've been exposed to carcinogens and I remember that life is a roll of the dice anyway, and anxiety is completely unhelpful and unnecessary.

Everybody gotta die sometime...

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i got my most recent script at a diff pharmacy and the manufacturer HAS to be diff cause the pill looks diff and i hate how it makes me feel.

if i forget to take it or take it later, im so fucking TIRED. i want to sleep all day. i cant do that shit (would love to) called my doc cause it would be awesome if bad pills were like clothes that i could exchange....ughhhhh

thats not really a superconfessional but sort of but not. :o

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I love white girls rapping

TSDFmf4IFNE

also, the variation on HAANH at the end is great

what other song uses this sample??? its really bothering me.

edit: nevermind

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i got my most recent script at a diff pharmacy and the manufacturer HAS to be diff cause the pill looks diff and i hate how it makes me feel.

there is a method to determine if your doctor is a good one. if they give you pills to cope with life.

can i sell these pills for money?

are there songs written about these pills?

if the answer to both is yes. then you have a good doctor.

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I remember I was fucking some girl and somehow "loss" the condom. Was freaking out like "what if I catch the AIDS or Herpes?!!!"

Far out man I had a similar thing a while back. Had a girl BJing me and then she really quickly sat on me without asking permission. I pushed her off but it had me paranoid for a while - creating imaginary feelings in my dick and everything.

The worst part was imagining what a bitch I'd sound like having to explain it if I did get something: "She forced herself on me without my permission" :(

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I love white girls rapping

TSDFmf4IFNE

also, the variation on HAANH at the end is great

J22oaWCZGGw

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what the fuck is you talking about dawgs? you sound like a big fucking idiot right now. When I moved froom jamaica i went to Jamaica estates, (last stop f train). Its about 45 mins from the city, and even though my neighbourhood was all houses all i had to do was walk 5 mins down the hill to hit Hillside where the indian/jamaican/west indian/american food was readily available. Ive never heard 5-6 for gallon of milk in queens. I used to cop a hero and a 24oz soda for 4.50, loosie for .50.

Jamaica is the boondocks by your defination and I had 24 hour delis and all that shit. You must be a retard to shop at target when you live in queens. it has its isolated areas though like Bayside, Ridgewood, the middle woodhaven area, southside, fresh meadows but even then there are 24hr delis and cheap food to be had anywhere.

Queens is boring yes, but dont try and shit on my borough you fucking idiot. If youre from queens you'd know better.

By me I have a 24 hour gas station that has a deli and that is it. Everything else closes at 9 or 10, cept maybe the chinese takeout where you order from bullet proof glass windows. Like i said there is only one supermarket in the area within walking distance and they charge a premium for anything that remotely decent because they're the only supermarket in the area. Yeah I am a retarded to save a few bucks by shopping at target, I didnt have the luxuries of being in a upper middle class neighborhood like Jamaica Estates like you.

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Queens brawl!!! outside the White Castle by Queens Center mall!!!

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J22oaWCZGGw

okay so I don't like all white girls rapping apparently.

I've watched that other video almost as much as I've watched 'V NASTY - PSYCHO BITCH' though.

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