superconfessional

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have you?

[Guest DUM]

Jane is turned on by the COOKIE MOAWNSTER.

my post is much cooler if you do CM's voice for that last part.

I think.

just do it.

[andewhall]

I did......and it def is.

[seemeugly]

I get so big-headed sometimes not even I can stand it.

[Guest Airjamie]

i haven't gotten laid in like 2 weeks and now weird shit is starting to make me horny

Best post ever.

[JoOner]

i was racing my bestfriend from his boys house to his and i lost because i got stuck behind an old man in a ford escort.......i wished death on him and other obscenities am i going to hell?

[wEstSidE]

you already know the answer.

[Bona Drag]

Ever since AJ said he was going to law school I read almost every post he makes

with a creeping sense of horror.

you and me both

and i ain't even been around here that long

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i feel like george clooney with the clothes and pose i'm sitting in right now.

[jeepster]

oceans 13 was good. and i liked oceans 12, and 11. good movies. so there.

they all dress pretty sharp in the films too.

[JohnnyRed]

oceans 13 was good. and i liked oceans 12, and 11. good movies. so there.

they all dress pretty sharp in the films too.

right on. I fucking love Steven Soderbergh, and I'll be damned if those movies weren't really fucking entertaining

[Guest jmatsu]

i feel like george clooney with the clothes and pose i'm sitting in right now.

i assume george clooney in one of the "Oceans" movies. not a bad look.

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haha not at all, i wish...

George Clooney in a random Esquire interview a few years back where he had on a black t-shirt, khakis and black laceups... =P

[jeepster]

it finally makes sense to me why all the hipsters worship the sonics.. because their overrated! yay for purile hipster logic!

their nothing special. cool tunes, i can understand how they could be relevant, but honestly, the velvet underground did it better, the stooges did it louder, and the MC5 did it bigger.

and fuck that band the gories. they ain't shit.

[Ahlvahroe]

ok so i am at work today and this one girl that i work with and am really attracted to tells me that she wants to lose weight. i tell her, she shouldnt lose any cause she already looks good. she then shows me pics. of some girls she wants to base her look off of and i say that they are attractive and what not. she asks me to tell her what i like about them and she asks me to tell her what i like about her body. i tell her 'im gonna be blunt about this, you have a great ass and a really pretty face.' which seemed to make her happy. but now i dont know where i stand cause she has a boyfriend but she said they almost broke up over the weekend, and she spend the day asking me what i thought about her body. the fact that im completely oblivious to what other people think comfuses me even more.

[broneck]

jeep, who the fuck are the sonics?

ahl, just bang her on the copy machine.

[keagan]

and fuck that band the gories. they ain't shit.

they don't actually.

I am really high

[jeepster]

jeep, who the fuck are the sonics?

ahl, just bang her on the copy machine.

hmm well, their referenced usually as an important "garage-rock" band, but in reality, their just a beat band from the 60's that discovered fuzz boxes. their cool and all, but the hipster scene makes them out to be so much mroe than they are.

and keagan - whatcha smoking? i got a 1/4 of piff lined up for tomorrow.

tomorrow i get released from my sobriety yesssss finals will be over

time to start drinking/smoking - approx 12 hours.

[chrisj]

ahl: move in on that

almond crush: ill change it in a bit im getting tired of it as well

[Guest Airjamie]

I look at this picture and I just...I just want to fucking die dude. In the animal kingdom it is not uncommon for adults to eat their young if they turn out defective, cant we just at least...I dont know just beat them really really severely? For me? Maybe there was something to that eugenics thing after all.

[dino might]

I look at this picture and I just...I just want to fucking die dude. In the animal kingdom it is not uncommon for adults to eat their young if they turn out defective, cant we just at least...I dont know just beat them really really severely? For me? Maybe there was something to that eugenics thing after all.

will you marry me?

[onemancult]

I look at this picture and I just...I just want to fucking die dude. In the animal kingdom it is not uncommon for adults to eat their young if they turn out defective, cant we just at least...I dont know just beat them really really severely? For me? Maybe there was something to that eugenics thing after all.

isnt that the one dude from happy days?

[Guest Airjamie]

will you marry me?

You rich...?

[dino might]

You rich...?

nah. im a lowly busboy

[Guest Airjamie]

nah. im a lowly busboy

Dude i dunno. Motherfucker can make bank working restaurants in orlando. My dude pulled in an easy $200 almost every night at that hops right outside the florida mall.

...Hops...mmmmmm. Brewmaster steak is the shit. Steak all around tomorrow night.

[dino might]

Dude i dunno. Motherfucker can make bank working restaurants in orlando. My dude pulled in an easy $200 almost every night at that hops right outside the florida mall.

...Hops...mmmmmm. Brewmaster steak is the shit. Steak all around tomorrow night.

i do do pretty well for a busboy. enough to buy my jeans and weed at least. hops was good. they had one right by me but it closed for some reason. those honeybutter rolls theyd bring you were heaven. i work at brio if youve heard of that, pretty nice itlalian chain. but yeah, on a busy night/afternoon i can make around 100 for one shift, only about 4-5 hrs. ive got a double on saturday right before fathers day. maybe we can tie the knot after all?

[JoOner]

haha i didnt know there were central florida people here i knew abotu cheep but hes in jacksonville

edit: and yes those kids deserve to be beat in the face with cinderblocks and have their bloodied faces covered in broken glass and rock salt

[chrisj]

haha i didnt know there were central florida people here i knew abotu cheep but hes in jacksonville

edit: and yes those kids deserve to be beat in the face with cinderblocks and have their bloodied faces covered in broken glass and rock salt

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[mrip]

I adblock pretty much everyone's sig.

[Guest Airjamie]

edit: and yes those kids deserve to be beat in the face with cinderblocks and have their bloodied faces covered in broken glass and rock salt

<333333 Yeah dude i liven in cocoa beach/merrit island for a a bit.