superconfessional

[sidneylo]

^^ Ain't being a reckless youth sort of the old cool anyway? Being normal is the new cool.

Shit. Wrong thread.

[superdupersang]

stupid no rep having motherfuckers.

fndmybetterhalf, i think the system should work in such a way that points are deducted from someone else's total when anyone wants to rep me -- i.e., they should be taken away from you and given to me.

so does everyone start with 100reps and there is finite amount of rep.

it would be like nirvana (kind of. my knowledge on hinduism is a little shaky)

maybe mods could give new reps and neg reps will turn your screen red.

anyway, i keep dreaming of my first gf.

and i feel guilty when i wake up next to my current gf.

but not racked with guilt

it doesnt help that shes at the same university as my younger brother and im seeing him this weekend

[superdupersang]

maybe that door wouldn't have made the old ladies cry if you weren't shoplifting?

anyway, i've noticed my pillow is turning blue. i think it must be from indigo on my hands, my hands running through my hair, my hair touching the pillow. it's weird.

not a confession. a random thought. is there a random thoughts thread?

i am addicted to the internet.

ban me.

help.

so hows the addiction thing going now?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

eh, i'm addicted to everything

no reason to single out the interwebz

[zalius]

i met my ex-gf for one last time.. telling her my feelings.. and all she does was smile with teary eyes and i dunno what's that suppose to mean..

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i like it when superfuture thanks me for logging in

it makes me feel bad when my dvd player says goodbye when i turn it off

[cultpop 0217]

ive been a bad bad boy, ive been careless with a delicate woman. and its a sad sad world where a boy will break a girl just 'cause he can...

[cheapmuthafukr]

damn poppa... hope shit turns out right.

[superdupersang]

i met my ex-gf for one last time.. telling her my feelings.. and all she does was smile with teary eyes and i dunno what's that suppose to mean..

what feelings?

i wanna kill u bioth

or

i wanna another go on your crooked smile

or

im hungry?

[zalius]

i wanna do it dirty with her...

nah im kidding... =P

[junglejane]

poppa, go say you're sorry.

[tangerine]

i like it when superfuture thanks me for logging in

it makes me feel bad when my dvd player says goodbye when i turn it off

At work we used to have a microwave oven that displayed the message "enjoy your meal" when it finished its cooking cycle.

Our new microwave doesn't display such a message.

I think the new microwave is rude. I miss the old microwave.

[snugglepony]

At work we used to have a microwave oven that displayed the message "enjoy your meal" when it finished its cooking cycle.

yeah yeah! i have that microwave at home

the thing is, though, when you're warming up something entirely non-meal-like (water or coffee, say) and then it says, "enjoy your meal!" it makes you feel really cheap. like a-robot-has-been-toying-with-me cheap.

[Guest youngteam]

three months into the new year, and i believe i've managed to go this far without cooking a meal at home. i mean, if you don't count peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as 'cooking.'

[mr fluffernutter]

Last night I had a dream where I was trying to have sex with a bagel. I never succeeded but I was trying all night.

[Guest youngteam]

diamonds, remind me never to come eat at your house.

[mr fluffernutter]

I had it buttered and everything.......

[andewhall]

ive been a bad bad boy, ive been careless with a delicate woman. and its a sad sad world where a boy will break a girl just 'cause he can...

Oh Pops, you will sort it out brother, make her a special present or something.

[tangerine]

I had it buttered and everything.......

So, was the bagel rejecting your advances, or had you had too much to drink?

[mr fluffernutter]

So, was the bagel rejecting your advances, or had you had too much to drink?

I swear it was running away but I think people kept trying to stop me.

[andewhall]

I keep getting ID'ed when buying cigs or going to the pub? I think the rule here is if you look under 25 you get ID'ed.....guess I should be flattered since im a dirty thirtys kid. Probably cause me mum is a beauty therapist and she gives me all this french, industrial strength moisturiser?

[Guest DUM]

I wish I could go find the picture of nude lyingonyourdriveway w/ Bagel.

[junglejane]

why no sexy dreams with donuts?

[Guest DUM]

[junglejane]

^^^^^^^^

no.

[Guest Airjamie]

i'm turning 17 this summer and i think i've pretty much missed out on the whole "high school experience". i've got one more year left though, and it'll probably be the same

i've never been to a real party

i've never smoked weed

i've never gotten drunk with friends

i've never been in a serious relationship

i haven't gotten "some" or "any" action at all

i've never cut class and done something fun with a friend

strange thing is, i'm not a wierdo or a loser or anything. ive got a lot of friends at school.. people see me as a generally friendly person.. i have decent looks.. i can have a normal conversation..etc

my little paradox.

Um, fuck what everyone else here has said about that being ok. This is the last year you will legally be able to nail a 15-year-old girl. I suggest you take advantage of that. Repeatedly. Trust me, theres something magical about girls at 15. Probably the fact that they will do anything in bed. Anything. God I fucking miss being a teenager.

My weirdest post ever.

[lilodxd]

sunny - seize the day while you can... you can do all of those things in one day.

[mswill_i_am]

ive been a bad bad boy, ive been careless with a delicate woman. and its a sad sad world where a boy will break a girl just 'cause he can...

is that right, fiona? love that song.

[Cynlix]

My cousin at school came up to me yesterday and told me he saw me on superfuture. It was an amazing moment since I had no idea he was on here. Then we spent our lunch time talking about denim. ahaha. Glorious.

[artificialsky]

we wrecked a roundtable pizza with a signed baseball that was in the little league trophy case.