superconfessional

[amo te]

i kind of see a resemblence to that dude that sings for the band disturbed .. or howie mandell. if you are offended by that, i apologize, haha, i'm just sayin'

[kunk75]

yes, cause they're both bald. for the last time i am not every bald guy.

[mr fluffernutter]

no its your lips

[U MAD]

I'm seeing it too I wonder if we're reminded of the same guy, been bugging me since I saw the pic.

[NatseOklim]

Buster Bloodvessel?

[kunk75]

^haha. fuck you. before or after gastric bypass?

[NatseOklim]

After. Thread needs a picture of you with your tongue out now.

[sistersuzie]

awwww you and your lady are so cute together!

you don't even look mean or badass or anything on that picture

just a lovin' husband hihi

[kunk75]

^it seems he's best known for not being fat anymore.

[NatseOklim]

I prefer him fat but I didn't wanna be TOO insulting.

[kunk75]

sometimes. kids and bills really kick your ass. we have to schedule time to just hang out together when we're not paying bills, bathing kids, going to soccer or baseball or basketball practice or me at the gym or her on the phone.

awwww you and your lady are so cute together!

you don't even look mean or badass or anything on that picture

just a lovin' husband hihi

[sistersuzie]

we say that was doesn't kill you make you stronger. but sometimes (often) i feel that what didn't kill me is breaking me. i look back, i'm trying to deal with the past, but there are things that i can't accept or forget. i hope to be able to look forward to the future, without always being haunted by the past.

[evisu 2000]

if i don't die or worse, i'm gonna need a nap

[Leonard Leroy]

if i don't die or worse, i'm gonna need a nap

Look, kunta, you ain't dyin til you find me some junya.

on a related note, my sleep patterns are so beyond fucked that I thought it was 3 AM a couple minutes ago.

I thought today was Tuesday.

[bernt]

yes, cause they're both bald. for the last time i am not every bald guy.

Im every bald guy

Its always me

All my hair, it's gone baby

I do it naturally

Im every bald guy

Its always me

You can see my scalp right now

I try and keep it shiny

I can cast a spell

Of secrets you can tell

Mix a special brew

Of rogaine for you

Anytime you feel your hair disappear

Instantly I will appear, cause

Im every bald guy

Its always me

You can my see scalp right now

I try and keep it shiny

Oh, I consent your needs

Like rain on to the seeds

To sprout little hairs

But I just don't care

And when I comes down to some good old fashioned hair

I got none

I got none

I got none, got, got none, baby, baby, baby

Im every bald guy

Its always me

All my hair, it's gone baby

I do it naturally

Im every bald guy

Its always me

You can my see scalp right now

I try and keep it shiny

[youkinorn2]

if i don't die or worse, i'm gonna need a nap

grood song

[freecat]

i thought today was sunday

then i realised the shop were opened

it's wednesday..............

[ProfMonnitoff]

if i could trade in everything i have in my life right now

and just become an average person

i would do it on the spot

[freecat]

average as in being normal having kids at 30 and live 80 years in the same city with the same friend, doing the same things as other people ?

[ProfMonnitoff]

average as in corny white person i guess?

[freecat]

i heard they're secretly jealous of out of the ordinary people, so you'd come back there saying you'd exchange your average person life for something more original.

[landho]

landho said that there is a way around being friendzoned.

i forgot the word but it has to do with "accidentally" grabbing her tits like when you "accidentally" trip and fall.

was it frotilism or something?

frottage might be the word youre looking for.

The word you're thinking of is "frotteurism." That's when you surreptitiously rub yourself against someone in a public space. And yes, that's certainly a surefire way to away being sentenced to Friend Jail, but it's one of those high-risk/high-reward plays. You'll certainly know where you are with a girl, though, after you dry hump her in public.

The best way to avoid Friend Jail is to simply avoid sending mixed signals. Just be very straightforward with your intentions. For example, a good trick is when you're driving with a girl somewhere and she's riding shotgun. As you approach a red light, you slam on the brakes quickly. The inertial force will cause her to move forward quickly, and then you "helpfully" stop her from smashing her pretty little face on the dashboard by reaching over and pressing down on her chest with your hand. Then she giggles because you're being mildly licentious. Then you grab her tits and pinch her nipples and at the red light bite her neck. This will certainly dispel any notions she has of you being her friend. It may not, however, dispel any notions she has of you being an asshole.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Absolutely.

Man, the conversatins these people have. If I could enjoy that shit, I would be content for the rest of my life. What course are you in? What shitty town are you from? Cool. Oh, you like Tiesto too?

I guess it's kind of like wishing for a lobotomy though, except that it's the status quo.

Tonight I was talking to these two ok-hot but mundane girls at a bar and I pretended that my phone rang and left the bar to "talk" and just hailed the first cab I saw. Dunno how I'm going to talk myself out of that one.

[onemancult]

i was deathly ill for a week and a half and today i feel so much better.

im not supposed to drink while im on this medication, but i am going

to dive deep into a pool of booze this friday. it's the last day of the treatment,

i should be fine, right?

[andewhall]

Not even Costanza?

I like the pic too sir krunkalot.

I haven't had a drink for weeks. I may just drink a skinfull this weekend like the OMC.

yes, cause they're both bald. for the last time i am not every bald guy.

[tangerine]

i was deathly ill for a week and a half and today i feel so much better.

im not supposed to drink while im on this medication, but i am going

to dive deep into a pool of booze this friday. it's the last day of the treatment,

i should be fine, right?

Glad to hear you're feeling better, and welcome back.

I would ask the doc about drinking on the last day of the treatment. Don't wanna get sick again, right?

[Egpt]

i was deathly ill for a week and a half and today i feel so much better.

im not supposed to drink while im on this medication, but i am going

to dive deep into a pool of booze this friday. it's the last day of the treatment,

i should be fine, right?

lol don't do it, believe me

[onemancult]

im only checking with my doctor because tangerine said to. tangerine is the father figure i wish i had after i stopped having a real one.

[chronoaug]

fuck, man....fuck

[mr fluffernutter]

you missed out

could have sucked her gravy trails