superconfessional

[broneck]

i like the idea of sexual synergy. playing a rusty trombone while getting one. eating a tossed salad while tossing one. eating a chile dog while chili dogging. probably better in theory than in practice.

i'd be concerned that in tensing up to play the trombone i'd blast a fart on my lovers tongue

[kunk75]

that is a valid one.

on that note, i did abs last night in the gym and literally farted on each and every crunch. the only person there (cause it was late) was a 50'ish indian guy. didn't look over. didn't sniff skyward. didn't say anything.

[High Monika]

i'd be concerned that in tensing up to play the trombone i'd blast a fart on my lovers tongue

Dolly. Paging Dolly, please. Wait... you guys are together right? I never know exactly who is dating on here.

Kunk. With age comes incredible wisdom. And perversion. Must spread before rep.

[chronoaug]

It's alright, i listened to some homo music and went to bed.

Another confession:

When dragged to lame small get togethers that i was told was supposed to be a house party by this female friend of mine, i normally have a gameplan. Piss off at least one of the lame guys there, then find the girls sitting on the couch bored, take this one girl's ipod and start playing boyz2men, az yet, disney songs, and other 90s r&b music and sing with those girls until one of the bro's harshes my mellow, takes the ipod and changes it to jack johnson, dave matthews or sublime. Then i go back to being bored and playing whatever video game system is nearby. I don't go out with that girl anymore.

Actually, whenever i'm drunk i'll find any excuse i can to sing cheesy 90s r&b music.

[chronoaug]

Start by not being a horrible person

[chronoaug]

I wish i could help you, but i'm just naturally an amazing person so i don't know where you're coming from

[Guest jeffvyain]

that is a valid one.

on that note, i did abs last night in the gym and literally farted on each and every crunch. the only person there (cause it was late) was a 50'ish indian guy. didn't look over. didn't sniff skyward. didn't say anything.

awesomely belongs in the awkwardness thread

[kunk75]

i have had a few of those. a really hot woman of about 40 was next to me in the basement of the gym and farted. it stank to high heaven and we were the only ones there. i knew it wasn't me and so did she.

and just the other day, i was spotting someone and beads of my copious forehead's sweat fell in his open mouth as he was benching. not so much awkward as repulsive.

[TransparentCranium]

The sweat part is ridiculously gross. Oh man, good thing I haven't eaten today.

[joey_formal]

one bead of kunk sweat improves your bench lifting by 20lbs.

[bouwnt]

definately can relate on the sweat drop. on a similar note, i was spotting for my friend once at home, and the bar rolled off his grip and almost crushed him; i bent a bit to catch and help him... saved his life. however during the struggle i blessed his forehead with my sweaty ballsack.

[Guest jeffvyain]

when i can give you rep, you're getting it for that. +rep for teabag

[the Repeater]

i use my wife's Secret® on my balls and chode. i haven't found the right time to tell her.

There is never a right time

maybbe you'd get your own though

[kunk75]

i have my own gel-based, but i prefer the white-strip kind on my grundel for whatever reason. and if i can't borrow from her, who can i borrow from? we're family by injection.

[Charlie Delta]

definately can relate on the sweat drop. on a similar note, i was spotting for my friend once at home, and the bar rolled off his grip and almost crushed him; i bent a bit to catch and help him... saved his life. however during the struggle i blessed his forehead with my sweaty ballsack.

People do this stuff naked???

Learn something new everyday I guess...

[DaBestSpoona]

I cant stop looking at the chicks on lookbook

[JackPhotography]

if bench pressing naked with your friend isn't gay

tea bagging them might be

[kunk75]

i remodeled my bathroom last year and was 80% done when i lost steam. this included leaving grout on the very expensive wall tile. i am now spending my weekend removing the grout and finishing the bathroom. this is recidivist behavior on my part. i always start projects that i don't finished until i'm forced to.

[whitney]

I never open gifts in front of the giver cos they're always waiting for your reaction and I've never really been good at faking it like "ohh I love it!" and besides thanks, you didn't have to and a smile I really don't know what else to say.

my coworker just gave me a pair of boots with floral print in purple and red, the toe is black.. she insisted that I opened it right there and then and when I pretended to be busy she got them, opened it up and showed it to me

I'm thinking of wearing it once to work, hopefully that will convince her that I like them, at the very least appreciate the thoughtfulness :x

[chronoaug]

Kunk- you use liquidy gel stuff? I can't stand that under my arms. Too cold and icky.

[bouwnt]

People do this stuff naked???

Learn something new everyday I guess...

well i mean, it was my best friend...

[marie]

I always go to a thread with the intention of posting but can never think of exactly what I want to say/remember what I was going to say. This does displease me.

[jayrock]

I always go to a thread with the intention of posting but can never think of exactly what I want to say/remember what I was going to say. This does displease me.

many times i actually make the effort of typing a reply, and don't go through with submitting it

[TransparentCranium]

well i mean, it was my best friend...

It's not gay if you're lifting weights..

[marie]

many times i actually make the effort of typing a reply, and don't go through with submitting it

yes, this as well.

[Ahlvahroe]

is that stuff any good? i''m trying to wean myself off the tea-tree oil conditioner because it's so damn expensive and a pain in the ass to get, but the peppermint one is like $9 at Target.

its just ok, not the best ive ever used, just ok. live and learn i guess.

[freecat]

i spent the last 6 hours, from 11pm to 5am adding like 7gb of music from mp3 cds i didn't know i had, things i listened like 5 years ago, that I had lost from a hdd failure.

also i stalked my dental surgeon on facebook... she's actually kinda ugly, though she looked nice behind the hygienic mask.

[marie]

^ hahaha that just seems so weird

I wouldn't want to stalk my dental hygenist, surgeon, doctor etc. on facebook. I wouldn't be able to go back to them and take them seriously.

[freecat]

agrred, that's creepy and weird.

actually i was bored on facebook and saw her name on a little card on my desktop so i just looked that up, i thought to myself that she was young so she must have a facebook. it's not really my dental surgeon, she's a substitute, and i only saw her once and will never see her again.

just in order to avoid confusion, i was just curious and bored, i usually don't do that, i don't want people to think i'm a fuckin creep !

[marie]

You are forgiven.