superconfessional

[travisio]

i wasted so much time last night. instead of going to sleep at 10 like i should have, i skated around campus, drank whisky and smoked cigarettes until 4 in the morning.

and now i'm drunk at work.

[Chahin]

White people are from Northern Europe.

Please explain that sentence to me.

[skistar]

I'm glad to know that I am "officially" white, even though I had some sort of suspicion of that the whole time!

[panicnation]

^i've actually seen the kind of porn my dad watches. They all got cheesy 80s hair and clown lipstick. Not a pretty sight.

[landho]

^i've actually seen the kind of porn my dad watches. They all got cheesy 80s hair and clown lipstick. Not a pretty sight.

Would be a little weirder and creepier, I imagine, if your dad were watching a bunch of 18-year-old cum-guzzling buttsluts do their thing.

[junglejane]

buttsluts

I am so incorporating this word into my daily vocabulary.

[cheep]

the thought of jane using the term buttslut turns me on

[jetlenoir]

Please explain that sentence to me.

White:

Mud:

Now go buy a thinking cap, some early Laibach albums, and Genetics for Dummies. My time is money/wild babes.

I'm glad to know that I am "officially" white, even though I had some sort of suspicion of that the whole time!

Good for you. I wish I had been born as white as you. Now go protect your land from the hoard of refugees with unibrows staging race/religious riots in your wonderful homeland and pissing in your exclusive gene pool.

Would be a little weirder and creepier, I imagine, if your dad were watching a bunch of 18-year-old cum-guzzling buttsluts do their thing.

Why would that be weird? I don't know anybody who looks at softcore. Do you?

[landho]

Why would that be weird? I don't know anybody who looks at softcore. Do you?

It's not the hardcore/softcore dichotomy, it's the watching-porn-from-twnety-years-ago-i.e.-when-he-was-fantasizing-about-fucking-sluts-as-a-young-man/watching porn-involving-girls-who-are-half-his-age-and-also-about-the-same-age-as-the-OP-i.e.-his-son dichotomy.

[jetlenoir]

It's not the hardcore/softcore dichotomy, it's the watching-porn-from-twnety-years-ago-i.e.-when-he-was-fantasizing-about-fucking-sluts-as-a-young-man/watching porn-involving-girls-who-are-half-his-age-and-also-about-the-same-age-as-the-OP-i.e.-his-son dichotomy.

Yeah, I understand. A long time ago when those little circular cameras that you mounted on top of your monitor came out, my father had purchased one and when I got home from school we were playing around with it. He opened up the gallery of pics he had taken, but forgot to delete the picture he had taken of his gibungous dong. He them claimed that somebody must have hacked into his computer and put it there. That scarred me more than even the most bsdm of hardcore porn ever could.

[Chahin]

Maybe it fucked your brains so bad that you've become a gigantic douche who talks to everyone like they're shit.

[jetlenoir]

Maybe it fucked your brains so bad that you've become a gigantic douche who talks to everyone like they're shit.

If you felt insulted, well, that's your problem. I didn't mean to "fuck your brains so bad(ly)."

Learn how to take a joke or get the fuck out of the trashcan, you whiney gaul.

[Chahin]

I was refering to your answer to skistar.

I found your answer to me and the joke in it funny, not like this last answer though.

[jetlenoir]

I was refering to your answer to skistar.

I found your answer to me and the joke in it funny, not like this last answer though.

Hmm... If anything I was closer to insulting you than ski-guy. I paid a high compliment to the Germanic and Nordic populations in that one, and slapped the more ignorant portion of the Muslim Arabs right in their faces. One might consider that racist and maybe it was. So what. Not nearly as racist as the Muslim Arabs who are destroying YOUR country most of all. Your people have given them sanctuary. Your government has taken advantage and used them (and given them no real life) to divide your population and cripple your ethnic majority. Very Machiavellian. The rest of Europe is apparently praying that you do something to stop it soon before your awful situation spreads east.

[freecat]

jetlenoir is hell of a shit talker. do not let anything show through or he'll find something to shit talk about !

[englandmj7]

the thought of jane using the term buttslut turns me on

Cheep, is there really anything breathing that does not turn you on?

[cheep]

you dont.

besides that... i dont really know.

[dunkin deeznuts]

and i would guess that the breathing part is optional.......

and jj/buttsluts is a pleasant thought.....

[Chahin]

Your government has taken advantage and used them (and given them no real life) to divide your population and cripple your ethnic majority. Very Machiavellian. The rest of Europe is apparently praying that you do something to stop it soon before your awful situation spreads east.

I'll have to second you on that.

(Exept the 2005 riots had nothing to do with religion)

[DüM]

wait, are you saying REAL white people don't get fat? or they don't wear stunna shades?

[jetlenoir]

I'll have to second you on that.

(Exept the 2005 riots had nothing to do with religion)

The foundation of those riots seemed to be that the people were placed in that situation with no real way out. That's how socialists work. Most are good intentioned people, but their politicians are like any other politicians. Bad people. The socialist politicians of the world create poverty to maintain poverty. Poverty is the cornerstone of socialist power and mobilization. The average socialist is a pawn in a very sinister truth. Those riots were, however, fueled by fundimentalist religion in many aspects to anger the hoards, motivate the hoards, create a common enemy, and mobilize the hoards.

wait, are you saying REAL white people don't get fat? or they don't wear stunna shades?

You're getting less lame with each lump of funny that you excrete.

[landho]

Yeah, I understand. A long time ago when those little circular cameras that you mounted on top of your monitor came out, my father had purchased one and when I got home from school we were playing around with it. He opened up the gallery of pics he had taken, but forgot to delete the picture he had taken of his gibungous dong. He them claimed that somebody must have hacked into his computer and put it there. That scarred me more than even the most bsdm of hardcore porn ever could.

This is great.

But...how did you recognize your dad's dong?

[jetlenoir]

We took jujitsu together for 6 years. Locker rooms. I wish that gene had been passed on to me. Loller.

[landho]

We took jujitsu together for 6 years. Locker rooms. I wish that gene had been passed on to me. Loller.

I hope you one day write a memoir entitled My Dad's Dong. I would buy two copies--one to read and one to keep.

[jeepster]

so im sitting with my friend who i asked to prom a couple weeks back, the one who never gave me a definitive answer, and she reveals why she wouldn't give me an answer then, but never addresses me actually asking. some bs about another friend asking her, and she wants to go with some bogus bro, the usual bs, but she never gives a reason as to why she couldn't have just said yes to me. so i ask her "so are you still interested in going with me?" and she's like "nah, i think i'm gonna go alone." at this point im sorta like "wtf. fuck you." and i tell her that thats not too cool of her, blah blah, but seriously, wtf is that shit. i'm just looking to go as friends and this chick has no reason to fucking say no, considering no one else has asked her.

i'm more angry than upset. i asked another girl anyways. still waiting on a response for that one too... wtf:confused:

[Chahin]

The foundation of those riots seemed to be that the people were placed in that situation with no real way out. That's how socialists work. Most are good intentioned people, but their politicians are like any other politicians. Bad people. The socialist politicians of the world create poverty to maintain poverty. Poverty is the cornerstone of socialist power and mobilization. The average socialist is a pawn in a very sinister truth. Those riots were, however, fueled by fundimentalist religion in many aspects to anger the hoards, motivate the hoards, create a common enemy, and mobilize the hoards.

Actually the 2005 riots started just like the Watts riots: a police issue.

2 kids died because of the police, the policemen got released and the habitants of the town were the 2 kids died got pissed off. It's that simple.

And in France the socialist party is not socialist anymore. They just call themselves that but they're capitalists.

[jetlenoir]

so im sitting with my friend who i asked to prom a couple weeks back, the one who never gave me a definitive answer, and she reveals why she wouldn't give me an answer then, but never addresses me actually asking. some bs about another friend asking her, and she wants to go with some bogus bro, the usual bs, but she never gives a reason as to why she couldn't have just said yes to me. so i ask her "so are you still interested in going with me?" and she's like "nah, i think i'm gonna go alone." at this point im sorta like "wtf. fuck you." and i tell her that thats not too cool of her, blah blah, but seriously, wtf is that shit. i'm just looking to go as friends and this chick has no reason to fucking say no, considering no one else has asked her.

i'm more angry than upset. i asked another girl anyways. still waiting on a response for that one too... wtf:confused:

One of two things.

She thinks you want her and doesn't feel the same way so she's looking out for your feelings in the end.

or

She's going alone because she wants to see if she can hook up with somebody she's hot for.

Go to prom. I didn't. I could have gotten some action but I was too cool (actually, I was too shy) to go. You might get laid, you'll probably have fun at an afterparty... That is unless the soccer team shows up. I love soccer, but fuck those guys. Lax and Soccer players are always such date-rapist assholes.

[landho]

so im sitting with my friend who i asked to prom a couple weeks back, the one who never gave me a definitive answer, and she reveals why she wouldn't give me an answer then, but never addresses me actually asking. some bs about another friend asking her, and she wants to go with some bogus bro, the usual bs, but she never gives a reason as to why she couldn't have just said yes to me. so i ask her "so are you still interested in going with me?" and she's like "nah, i think i'm gonna go alone." at this point im sorta like "wtf. fuck you." and i tell her that thats not too cool of her, blah blah, but seriously, wtf is that shit. i'm just looking to go as friends and this chick has no reason to fucking say no, considering no one else has asked her.

i'm more angry than upset. i asked another girl anyways. still waiting on a response for that one too... wtf:confused:

Jeep, I would tell that first girl to fuck off. I can't stand indecision, especially when someone else's indecisiveness is interfering with my own plans. So give her the boot. What is she going to do, not hang out with you anymore? It's already at that stage. And besides, there's always Grand Theft Auto IV.

The second girl I would give an ultimatum. A lot of people don't like being forced to make a choice, but it's just as shitty (if not more so) for them to always have one foot out the door.

I'm normally very decisive, but I usually defer to my parents. (It's the Asian way--filial piety and whatnot.) Once my parents were in town, and my car needed to get its battery changed. I stopped by the shop and the mechanic said that there was about a two-hour wait. My family was meeting up for dinner around then, and I didn't want to be late, but I thought that maybe being a little late would be acceptable. So I called my dad to see what he thought.

"Just make a decision and stick with it," he said. Then he hung up on me.

Best advice I have ever gotten.

Edit: Also +1 to what Jetlenoir said. Go anyway. It doesn't have to be with either of these two. But it'll be fun, unless you end up at a date-rape party full of Danny Douchebags. Then it'll be back to putting lamp shades on your head in a pathetic attempt to garner attention.

[Sayword]

I hate TG.

I love TG.

[jetlenoir]

Actually the 2005 riots started just like the Watts riots: a police issue.

2 kids died because of the police, the policemen got released and the habitants of the town were the 2 kids died got pissed off. It's that simple.

And in France the socialist party is not socialist anymore. They just call themselves that but they're capitalists.

Really? Because all reports that I've read said that the boys thought they were being chased and ended up electrocuted. Then the Machiavellian media took advantage of the situation by claiming that the boys were killed by the police...

Socialist politicans are driven by money and power like any other politician. They use a lie and the good nature of most people wanting equality, justice, and change. They lie to these people and exploit them to further oppress the masses. Honestly, the only reason we're taught to hate nationalists is because many wings (not all of course) of nationalism offer a viable solution to corruption and globalism.

Of course many socialist politicians are capitalists. Capitalism isn't bad, it simply depends on the character of the capitalists involved. Many people lack character. It's not the philosophy that's the problem, it's the execution of the philosophy by the individual. If we, as a collective whole, were one with our brood, we wouldn't have this problem. Instead we're spiritually dead. An idiot would say it is the fault of the west, but the east was a lost cause long before the gunboats pulled into chinese ports. Sit on that and rotate.