who here is drunk?

[barcelona]

drunk from now until september.

[Bona Drag]

you are fucking lucky. how many did you have?

zero...i'm done trying my luck

still clean baby

[DüM]

he means drinks du

[Bona Drag]

oh...five on an empty stomach

i am a stupid motherfucker

and lucky 2

u can't get no cabs round here cuz it's jazz fest weekend...

[cyberPUNK]

haha homie must be drunk. in proper english:

how many drinks did you consume prior to being pulled over.

[cyberPUNK]

wow, i'm surprised he couldn't smell it. good thing you didn't get caught. shhheeeeeeeeet.

[Bona Drag]

i am seriously the happiest man alive rite now

[cyberPUNK]

haha i don't blame you. if i'm driving tipsy i usually do it the next morning at like 5am when i'm sort of back to normal. i figure no cops don't bother at that hour.

[ubiquitous]

just had 5 glasses of scotch..pretty buzzed not quite drunk

have to finish all my alcohol by next week cause I don't wanna carry like 4 handles home to ny but it's finals week right now...conflict of interest

[lawless]

yo fuck des 30 sumthing niggarachi's dat be fightin over shit. fuc, was karokeing cause yougin Tam's birthday and des niggas start brawling and dey came from the same group?!? so i stumpy dude pulls out a taser and electricutes his ass and da dudes just shaking like nigga got a hart attack and den du's ttrow some chairs and tables at dat ngaaa. i'm like wtf broslice just been tasered and hit with a chair..fight ends den dude comes out wannting some mo shit. gets kncked down and some othe stumpy asian come up and socca ball kicks him in da head. like waaa-paaa!!. bend it like beckham shit. couple mo knocks and du is on that graound. cops come and azins disperse like ants AHHHHHH.

smh fuck des 30 sumpthinds that can't hold dey licur. yo we karoking over hurr chill out and lets nsync some shiet daqqqggg

[lawless]

btw madd britnay spars love at dem karokay places. like i'm not gurl not yet waman shiet. mad homo dudes ginging dat shiet.

chill out du. just hill

[samsikle]

buzzzzzin. <3 downtown campbell is fulla white boys that look exactly like my exbf's two homies. i was trippin out the whole nite foreal

[Bona Drag]

as i reflect on that incident sober, i still cannot believe it actually happened

i had neither a current insurance card nor my license on me, and my front left headlight was busted

it was one mr and one mrs officer (no wayne)

she asked me 'how much have you had to drink tonight sir?'

i had that split second where it's like do you say a couple and hope you pass or just lie and say none

i went with the latter

it worked out ok

teflon, baby

[Le Buttsecks]

yo fuck des 30 sumthing niggarachi's dat be fightin over shit. fuc, was karokeing cause yougin Tam's birthday and des niggas start brawling and dey came from the same group?!? so i stumpy dude pulls out a taser and electricutes his ass and da dudes just shaking like nigga got a hart attack and den du's ttrow some chairs and tables at dat ngaaa. i'm like wtf broslice just been tasered and hit with a chair..fight ends den dude comes out wannting some mo shit. gets kncked down and some othe stumpy asian come up and socca ball kicks him in da head. like waaa-paaa!!. bend it like beckham shit. couple mo knocks and du is on that graound. cops come and azins disperse like ants AHHHHHH.

smh fuck des 30 sumpthinds that can't hold dey licur. yo we karoking over hurr chill out and lets nsync some shiet daqqqggg

this is why i dont fuck around with them azn joints. niggas dont know how to act once Heineken hits their lips. got no time to be dodging chairs n shit with my tite jawns

[lawless]

yo if your karaoke don't ever go to Genji's on Westheimer and Voss. gonna get yo ass shot ain't ever going there again.

smh at these 30 somethin's.

[geekbonchic]

What a nightttttttttttttt. PEACE.

[6ixes&7evens]

shits lookin real hazy but maybe im just crazy

[6ixes&7evens]

whaddup 6ixes&7evens im smashin beers like im collectin cans waaaaaaaaaaa

[Pickering]

haaay sufuuuuu

i am home alone and runk and i feel kind of stupid because...i ditched my friends and am ntw watching nuber 1 ladies detection agency

blooooo

[julzkind]

nomore mexican fooooood!!!@Q!!! i said i woiuld post in this threads.

sup chairybrownnnnnnnnnnn

[nicotine]

mmmmmmmmmm garden burger with pepperjack cheez and tangy honey mustard on pumpernickle make my heartmelt.. Sleeping now work for a trilin hours tomorrow

[redgrail]

checkin iiiinnnnnn

last night of school for almost everyone. shit was crazzzzayyyy.

saw some about 10 foolish womenz streakin.

did a two story beer bong.

bars.

epic.

[mrchariybrown]

nomore mexican fooooood!!!@Q!!! i said i woiuld post in this threads.

sup chairybrownnnnnnnnnnn

sup julzkind! super happy you rmemenered my twitterer message. I'm drunk too. good night sufu. btw, wawa is bomb.

[samsikle]

ayo, what it do. hella buzzed. >________<;;

[julzkind]

im so dope oboy freshhhhhh

[weidna]

just woke up really hung over at 12:30 am. day drinking seems a bit over rated at times like this.

[AstroWolf]

cran and vodka never gets old. tall glass, ice, yum.

[julzkind]

sup

sup, i meant gihii.

hate u, i mean i rleally do love u

[6ixes&7evens]

i am gone like gone-zo samurai like hotorri hanzo she make my twirly wirly soup dishes.

[lawless]

fuck, i miss posting in this thread.

haven't gotten drunk in awhile, should return soon.