Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[Manx]

thought this should be in a thread that more people read

I once had to crush a mouse stuck in a glue trap. I hate those fucking glue traps. The only thing unstuck was his head and neck, and you could see him desperately trying not to let it touch the glue and trying with all the strength in his little body to free himself. He must have been like that for hours. I was very, very sad. Right before I crushed him, he was looking up at me. I hate glue traps.

[ohsnap]

i woke up one night after hearing squeals from the kitchen

apparently, a mouse got stuck in the glue trap. i threw the whole thing in a plastic bag, tied it up, went outside, stomped on the bag 10x, and chucked it into the garbage.

ruthless

[bryanayrb]

i was about to take lunch but its gonna have to wait while i recover from these stories

[_ironman]

using my vacation days to take 4 day weeks from now until the end of may. awesome

[ninetynine]

Hey, if you want to "like" my band on facebook that would be awesome

http://www.facebook.com/thelaundryshop

[fallen angels]

talking about killing rodents reminded me of when i was 7 years old, there was a groundhog that was destroying the foundation in our backyard. one day i was in playing when i saw a groundhog come out of its hole, so i snuck from behind and hammered it with a shovel, just like those arcade games. it was dazed, so i scooped it up and brought it to the garage where we kept a bb gun. i got the BB gun off the shelf and shot it point blank in the head repeatedly, then i carried it on the shovel and flung it into the garbage. piece of cake.

[youre sketch]

animal torture.

serial killers beginnings.

[fallen angels]

my dad got that bb gun specifically to get rid of that gopher, i was just doing his job for him

[pieiskewl]

[haploid]

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[FranklinCosgrove]

Did you guys hear? Penguins are the new otters.

[_ironman]

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

really dont get salem

[Vampyrvargfesten]

youtube april fools: go to any video and click the 1911 button

[Gatefold]

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[tac0tron]

zuDtACzKGRs

[redX]

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used to watch that shit for hours (not really) when we got our first win95 system

[Vampyrvargfesten]

the people who made that win95 screensaver really just wanted to play doom

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[FranklinCosgrove]

It can only turn right. Sad.

Would be tough trying to escape a maze that way.

[ke1]

^

0:28

edit: Trying to make into . Why so mad?

[FranklinCosgrove]

Okay it only hugs the right side of the wall. It has the ability to turn left when it's part of the path but when given the option to turn left or right, it always turns right. MY BAD KE1.

[Gatefold]

i wonder if anyone's mapped out the maze in a sitting for a while

[syed]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a Sarah Jessica-Parker"

[Manx]

Does anybody wanna play some Hexen?

[bryanayrb]

i should really be transferring this money from my paypal to my bank account instead of looking for more shit to buy

[haploid]

my left eye has been twitching all week. not sure if i should be concerned or not. anyone have any experience with this?

[Manx]

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[syed]

my left eye has been twitching all week. not sure if i should be concerned or not. anyone have any experience with this?

Lack of sleep & stress usually does it. I get that every now and then when I'm totally down healthwise.

[broneck]

Get dem electrolytes in ya

[haploid]

word that sounds about right. actually missed all of my classes today because i slept 12 hours straight through my alarm, i guess cause i got like 4-5 hrs a night every other night.