Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[OkayOkay]

assuming there's a woman in there.

[jayrock]

assuming no eye contact is made

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Dear Buckley's Angel,

Find me a woman. Any woman.

Love,

Bill F. De La T. Dauterive

[OkayOkay]

my hotel room faintly smells like vomit, I don't know if I can do this.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Just saw a dude playing squash at the gym have a heart attack and die.

[OkayOkay]

bullshit.

rly?

[OkayOkay]

I was gluttonous tonight.

[rgray]

I was working one day and this old man had a stroke in the cafe. Just started drooling all over himself. It was a fucked up situation, especially because my boss made sure we acted like it was business as usual (which I partly understand as it is a business, but fuck, dude's brain momentarily had a lapse of blood flow).

Also, when I was younger, I was at a bank withdrawing money and the clerk had a seizure and collapsed, hitting her head on the counter. Someone rushed to help her, and again, dude steps to the counter, business as usual and gets me my cash.

Also, was at a store in my hometown, looked out the window and saw some dude running out of the mall being chased by, I think, undercover mallcops. Ran straight out into the street and BANG got hit by a bus. Cracked the windshield of the bus. Always wondered what went/(continues to go?) through the mind of the busdriver. Wasn't his fault or anything but still shitty.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

talking about banksy is very previous level, but who is putting up these hanksy tingz lol im rofling in my chair ahhaanaha

this guy needs to put up some more shyt

for the lulz

brb gonna watch some band of brothers clips

[Baeyer-Drewson]

^That is actual fucking genius right there...

And, yes OKOK, really. It was fucked. At a gym at a university that is essentially appended to a major hospital for the area and it still took 10 mins for an ambulance to arrive, and when they did arrive there were three of em.

Defibbed him a couple of times, no dice. Didn't know the guy or anything but it gets you thinking...

Then my friend reminded me that doctors see that shit all the time and just become unaffected by it. He was asking a mutual friend of ours, who's a doctor, about whether she has ever been trying to save someone and just kind of given up earlier than she otherwise would because she was having a shitty/long day.

[rgray]

don't leave the story hanging.. what did she respond???

[Baeyer-Drewson]

She's only been practising for about 3 years, the job hasn't ground her down. She says she never gives up unless it's hopeless.

[Servo2000]

lol thatz the white tyler the creator

i know everybody is all over OF but Tyler dresses like literally 70% of highschoolers in San Diego have been for approximately the past 7 or 8 years. its a little bizarre seeing other people getting 'called out' for ripping him off when the only difference is he wears more Supreme.

[16steps]

he dresses like spiccoli from FTARH

[youonlyliveonce]

the oatmeal at jamba juice is ridiculously delicious. cant get enough of it

[duck sauce]

[rgray]

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I was browsing through the what are you reading thread and into the rain linked this video. I was really excited to watch it but the dude can't stop playing with his nose/sniffling/pulling his shirt, just generally fidgeting making it impossible to watch. Is he on something?

[tac0tron]

awwwww yeahh its bane

[bill]

Why Are The 3 Musketeers Chocolate Bars Called Like That? Its Only Chocolate. Theres No 3 Musketeers.

[Leonard Leroy]

why you gotta be so literal all the time thats why your girlfriend left you damn

[Leonard Leroy]

(note: I do not know if a girlfriend has left will)

[youonlyliveonce]

i think i set a guinness world record today for the most inefficient college student ever:

after 7 hours i have 30 words total

[Vampyrvargfesten]

The price of LinkedIn stock has approximately followed the price trend of Supreme safari caps

[ohsnap]

i never thought i'd have hardcore taking up a majority of my music library

[gettoasty]

2 weeks more of school

1 week of finals ahead

i just wish it was the 4th week and i'm already home in the 'bay

would it be fucked if i failed my last quarter? gahhh. just want to be done!

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i never thought i'd have hardcore taking up a majority of my music library

hardcore punk mosh > whiteboy push-mosh at OF shows

[SDES]

last.fm 'Paste Your Taste':

I'm into electronic, hip-hop, indie, ambient and based

#INDIE #BASED #SWAG

[i wear shooes]

Got drunk

Played beer pong

but then saw Srteet Fighter 4 so I stopped what I was doing and played that.

[gruntle]

The ash from Iceland's volcano better not mess with my flight to NY this week.

[robgotsastaplerr]

what was that internet thing that was a trend for like 2.5 weeks where you could vidchat with absolute strangers and receive mostly anonymous dicks and boobs?