Cotton Duck World Tour

[neptunecitylocal]

It's already June and DUM has the duck.

I think by the time I get it, I'll be back in SF in September. The duck is going to art school with me.

[DüM]

yoooooooo

had the duck for a bit, sorry for the delay

pics sson then off to ordbro

[DüM]

ok here are some pics

WA greenery and shit

after seeing jj's fur I felt it was appropriate to go watch some GoT

bo

also, I watch KoTH while I'm coding and saw this, sorry I was too hyped to remember to grab the duck for the shot

unfortunately, lately I've been on hermit status working on a bunch of freelance shit and I've not remembered to bring the duck when I actually do venture outside. waiting on canada post strike to end and I'll send the duck to ordo. maybe I can do some more shit with it in the meantime,

[mr fluffernutter]

whoa the duck is gonna traverse the world to come back ...

to me

once again

a cuddly toy

[DüM]

I treated the duck to a free slurpee yesterday before mailing him off to ordo.

[ordo]

We join the Cotton Duck World Tour already in progress. The Duck has been holding vigil over the littlest Ordo. He has been providing great comfort.

More to come.

[Lendo]

Bless Cotton Duck for his efforts!

[ThinFinn]

a late congrats to you sir ordo...

[ordo]

Today the duck and I were feeling a bit peckish so we ventured to Japadog for lunch.

While awaiting our order I attempted to capture the quiet nobility of the duck via digital photography. He is not an easy subject to know. He keeps his secrets tight to his organic Egyptian cotton skin. What makes him tick? How did he become the most interesting duck in the world? So many questions.

I need to come up with some sort of portrait stand for him as he tends to flop. It is difficult to get epic photos with a floppy duck.

The food was ready and we accepted our order of one Tonkatsu dog. Unaccustomed as I am to taking pictures of food, I had to disregard the perplexed looks around me.

I asked one of the girls behind the counter to hold him so I could take a picture, thinking that someone from Japan would probably be right at home holding a plush toy. Explaining the concept behind a stuffed canard who travels the world only led to confusion. The touring pants were easier to explain. Because people understand handing pants around apparently. But ducks is another matter.

Later on I did the obligatory waywt. BEHOLD THE DUCK.

[thomas_collins]

There is so much fear behind the hotdog girl's eyes.

[ordo]

Today we paid a visit to one of the statues local to my place of work.

The duck perched majestically upon his steed.

Then he ran into a spot of bother.

Thankfully he reemerged none the worse for wear.

Though he did feel he could use a drink.

And another.

And another.

He did also eat a bit of food.

Than he went grocery shopping.

The end.

[okonomi]

So proud to make a cameo in this picture.

[ordo]

The duck is hitting the road today for a brief road trip. More on that tomorrow.

[ordo]

And now the exciting conclusion of...ROADTRIP.

We went to visit our friends down below in Canada's pony.

The duck was tired while waiting in line to cross.

He asked to have his portrait taken to pass the time.

Once we had gained entry into America he braved torrential downpour like it was water off a ducks back.

He arrived in the Emerald City none the worse for wear.

As you may or may not know, belonging to the world as he does, the duck is a fan of the world's sport; futbol. And being a fan of futbol he is of course a fan of the world's team; Manchester United. He decided to go to see them play.

[ordo]

First he seduced some random cheerleaders and bought a program from them.

Then he got closer to the Premier League trophy than Spurs have been in years. Or ever. (Sup Mags)

Andy Cole loves a duck.

He then went and watched them warm up a bit. Ryan Giggs was eying him with suspicion.

Roo kicked a ball but Colleen was nowhere in sight. She was possibly on a beach in a bikini being slightly thick. (Sorry Jimmy)

We paused for a moment to commemorate the occasion.

And then watch United thrash the Sounders 7-nil.

The End.

[rapunzel]

^

awesome.. so many great pics!!

[insomnia]

hope that jersey's gore, ordo

great pics

[thomas_collins]

Goddamn, ordo. Putting all other participants to shame.

[halberdklown]

incredible shots ordo! what lens did you use for that last shot?

[ordo]

Last shot was stitched together from 7 shots done with my phone.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

Then he got closer to the Premier League trophy than Spurs have been in years. Or ever. (Sup Mags)

you better watch out. :@

good stuff tho —— bump, bump bump it up. in case this page is starved of pics, we'll have something,.

First he seduced some random cheerleaders and bought a program from them.

Then he got closer to the Premier League trophy than Spurs have been in years. Or ever. (Sup Mags)

Andy Cole loves a duck.

He then went and watched them warm up a bit. Ryan Giggs was eying him with suspicion.

Roo kicked a ball but Colleen was nowhere in sight. She was possibly on a beach in a bikini being slightly thick. (Sorry Jimmy)

We paused for a moment to commemorate the occasion.

And then watch United thrash the Sounders 7-nil.

The End.

[pomata]

hahahha omg I must spread..

[FranklinCosgrove]

Ordbro, your duck pics show people how it should be done.

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[halberdklown]

Last shot was stitched together from 7 shots done with my phone.

wow, so are they all phone pictures? a wonder what you can do these days! what phone if I may ask? great pictures!

[ordo]

In todays episode we bring you: "A Trip to the Food Truck"

I had promised the duck that I would take him out for some street food one day so we headed out to Vancouver's best known truck; "ROAMING DRAGON" - as featured on the Food Network's "Eat Street".

We got there early to avoid the huge lines.

We ordered our food from this person.

The duck ordered:

Korean Short Rib Taco

Marinated beed short ribs, with sesame sauteed spinach, bean sprouts, carrots, and shitake mushrooms, topped with Korean bbq sauce and nori, served in a corn tortilla.

Chinese Pork Slider

Braised pork, cured in Asian spices, with pickled cucumbers and green onions, topped with hoisin sauce and served in a steamed bun.

Fried Rice Balls

Chinese sausage, shrimp, chicken, bamboo shoots, mustard greens, and Japanese rice, breaded and deep fried. Served with curry and teriyaki aiolis.

We also shared some Sockeye Salmon in Tempura batter with fries.

After that we tried to take a decent waywt but people kept ruining our shots so we gave up.

The end.

[beatle]

wow, need to get a rubber duck

[ThinFinn]

damn greast photos there ordo...

with what are you shooting btw.? just your phone cam?...

[ordo]

wow, need to get a rubber duck

He is not rubber, but the finest organic Egyptian cotton, with a very high thread count I might add.

damn greast photos there ordo...

with what are you shooting btw.? just your phone cam?...

Most of the shots are a Canon T3i / 50mm / 1.4 lens, with a few iPhone shots mixed in accordingly.

[funkdoobi]

hahahha omg I must spread..

picture of cotton duck in a horses asshole and you're saying you must spread?.........

[ordo]

We began the day with a visit to my personal hair designer. I felt the duck was getting a bit scruffy around the edges so he got a wee trim. Short back and sides.

A bit of an odd thing happened while he was waiting for me. He caught his reflection in the mirror and stood transfixed, just staring at himself. I could swear there was a small tear in his eye, plus something else...something deeper. It was strange.

In an effort to lift his mood we went to Cates Park in Deep Cove to play and celebrate our daughter's birthday with her friends. The swings perked him up.

He climbed on the rope thingy.

And went down the slide.

Then he spied on some hot female ducks with the super-tech spy scope.

C is for Duck

He escorted the cake made by one of the sisters. It was a four-tiered cake in which the top tier was the top of a tree with butterflies in it and the chocolate on the right was the trunk, except it fell over on the way there and got a bit smooshed.

He was so tired out in the end that he took a nap.

The waywts we attempted today were even less successful than yesterdays so I will not bother you with them.

THE END