Cotton Duck World Tour

[baconzilla]

so... duck is really gone?

[mrjuby]

i have duck

very strict piano teacher, but he helped me finish learning a piece i've been working on

in return i played him one of my favourite records

lW3Qs-_iXLg

[ordo]

I am really sorry I got so far behind. I have a ton of material from the lost month with duck which I can post if people care to know what he has been up to.

[fruitbrute]

Of course we do.

[ordo]

Okay so this is where I went wrong...I decided to make a video. I never did get it edited together but what follows are some stills to tell the story.

We open with closeup hand-held camera footage. The duck's possessions lay strewn about.

The secrets of the duck taken and laid bare.

The soundtrack, a slow rhythmic repetition builds...

"duck...duck...duck...duck..."

The stole, stolen.

What could have happened?

We cut to the duck, bound, hanging suspended.

"...duck...duck...duck...duck..."

Then the captor is revealed!

"...duck...DUCK!..DUCK!!.DUCK!!!"

CUT TO BLACK

[ordo]

See my problem was that I had bought my own cotton duck when the tour started and had begun taking pictures before I actually received the tour duck. I didn't think this was going to be a problem until the duck arrived and I found that, though they were close, they did not look the same. I had to figure out some way of switching the ducks because people would notice that they were different and wonder what was going on.

So I hatched the plan to have my duck kidnap the tour duck (hence the foreshadowing of the disturbed duck). He was jealous of his world traveling relative and decided to capture him and take his place.

In the end he thought the better of it and decided to let him go.

Though he did try to run him over with a train.

[michaelttizzle]

dead. ordo youre a god

[tg76]

so...

will there be two ducks going round now? cotton duck v's de g.... (cant remember the twins name) good v's evil a cotton duck world wide competition tour

and if so can i have a go with the hot one?

[ordo]

They are now virtually inseparable, as one can see from this shot outside Voodoo Doughnut in Portland.

I sent them off to Toronto together, though the tour duck was still bound at the time, in case Mr Juby was wondering what that was about.

[f50fan]

Mind. Blown.

[redX]

oh shit

[tweeds]

The day was fairly unremarkable beyond that, though the duck has been very concerned about his friends in London and wishes safety upon them. Take care out there.

ordo <--- the best

[pomata]

no doubt haha

[mrjuby]

whoahh, i've been hanging out with an impostor duck?

duck with some guy playing steel drums in a subway station

duck riding the streetcar

duck on my XL black coffee from tim horton's

duck at nomad

duck with xewo who was working nomad

[goat]

oh shit

duck's in T.O.!

[mrjuby]

Fabulaz's car

rare pic of Fabulaz's arm

we passed by drake's (aubrey!) old neighbourhood, forest hill...WOW!

i had a butter burger & four pieces of fried chicken

some new bar we went to called 416 snack bar

duck with a gin & tonic

cops didnt wanna take a pic with the duck :|

duck volunteered to fill in as my front right speaker at work

[broneck]

duck gonna get sauced tonight

[ordo]

Anticipating a Clopek x Duck waywt anytime now.

[Goslett]

Couple from last night...

Duck enjoying classy house wine at Golden Turtle Pho

Duck getting drunk at Clopeks last night

Duck iced us...

[ordo]

Filling in some holes so people know what the ducks were up to in the dark period.

I took my daughter to a cross country race at the Whistler Olympic Park.

The duck met a totem pole. The lower animal on the pole was eyeing the duck with suspicion.

He wanted to try out the Olympic ski jumps but they looked pretty dry at the moment.

Little Ordette's Race was on part of the track used for cross country ski and biathlon events during the Olympics. She ran majestically under the big rings.

Inukshuk Ducks

[ordo]

On the way back we stopped by Brandywine Falls just to see what they looked like.

There was danger but we pressed on.

The duck enjoyed the large amounts of moss cascading down the mountainside.

Brandywine Falls apparently got their name when two surveyors bet a bottle of brandy about who could estimate more accurately the height of the falls. When the falls were measured with a chain, one guy got the brandy and the other guy named the falls. They are 70 metres high.

You can also look out over daisy Lake from there.

We drove home along the Sea To Sky Highway where they tend to film a lot of car commercials due to its windiness and general beauty. The Guardian UK placed it in the top 5 best drives IN THE WORLD. Since I was driving I didn't really think I should take pictures but I did do a quick phone shot as we were nearing home.

[mrjuby]

video of duck with my sister's reptile dogs, bill and brandon

oAeSITRGfuw

detail shot of bill

impostor on the left :|

duck at mike myers drive

duck with a burger from burger bratz - three patties and a sunny side egg. it was ok

duck with a meatball and pork banh mi

grabbed pho with bryanayrb, Goslett, riskyrukus and Toganpro

[mrjuby]

ordered a glass of wine with my pho

#whitepeople

Broneck waywt

Toganpro

everything got blurry after this. riskyrukus and bryanayrb trying on Toganpro's junya varsity

i dont remember taking these

no idea who these people were

[broneck]

i threw a party just for the duck

[redX]

wish i could've been there - looks like you all got stupid drunk

[mrjuby]

we did bro!

last day with duck today!

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[Lendo]

waiting on this mothafuckin duck!

[Lendo]

i need more coffee in order to process what's going on here.

ducks kicking it lendo style (healthy living concept)

buddy is curious

maybe a bit too much so, this could be a problem

more to come my friends!

[ejm285]

damnit ment to +rep

two ducks!?!

[Lendo]

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