The Great Roy World Tour

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Jeez those arrived fast! They look great, great post and i can't wait for the next 4 weeks!

[tvshooter]

hello ladies and gent. here's my weak ass attempt at salvaging something from today. what a wash. work was atrocious. came home and made a ziti.

i wanted to take a moment to address this new phase of superdenim that's been getting a bit outta control. it's called the iphone-hipstermatic-fake polaroid-old crackly film-that looks like shit fad. please put your cell phones down and get out your old 5mp point and shoot. it looks much better, trust me. (cept for Farhad- he can take pic's with a disposable and still make it look great) BUT if you are going to take those "type" of pic's, make sure you have the appropriate gear for the job. like this-

just some of the tools i'll be using. (*take all this w/ a grain of salt guys, c'mon)

here's my fit pic for today.

[ThinFinn]

hahaha...i've really missed those updates from you!

well deserved +rep.!

[Medine]

HELLLLL YEAAAA!! thats what I'm talkin about! Cant wait to see all your updates

[SLAB]

haha great picture! for some reason my brain fooled me into thinking you had swallowed up the person next to you

[tvshooter]

started off with a busy day. didn't have time to brew at home so i burned up a buck and half on my gift card.

i like to meet people. say hi if you see me. but beware of rnrswitch. intimidating kind of guy.

back at the office. in the back actually.

let's see what's goin on. check out those massive combz.

ugh. they never see daylight.

i'm kinda important.

can't you tell?

i drive alot.

[tvshooter]

this is how i pose. try it sometime.

i also eat on the run. again- ALOT.

back to driving.

****bonus question****

what am i doing that i never do. and what tunnel am i going thru? winner get's a prize, but i cannot ship outta the USA. sorry.

[ThisSunday]

Good to see you in these tv. Looking forward to following

[morse9443]

All hail the return of tvshooter!!! Can't wait for this month of updates!

Question 1) Sitting at a desk

Question 2) Chesapeake Bay Tunnel

???

[tvshooter]

MORSE! NO and NO! there are two other bridge tunnels here. keep tryin! Lendo will be able to pick up what i'm doing that i don't do- quickly! so hurry before he reads this!

[PeterParker]

Q1) Smoking a cigarette

Q2) Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel

Awesome and hilarious updates. This is going to be a great month for the GRWT.

[tvshooter]

PeterParker- pm me your addy man!

The Great Roy World Tour 02-16-11 11:33 PM cash Down with the hipstomatic

i got that down with the sickness song stuck in my head except i've replaced the lyric's with down with the hipstomatic. awesome.

[PeterParker]

Shit. I'm not a yankee. Sorry for effing up your contest. I guess morse can have the prize.

What could it be if it can't be shipped out of the USA? I could have it shipped within the US and bring it across the border myself, but I might have trouble bringing it back if it's something like a firearm or a virgin bride...

[tvshooter]

yes, the virgin bride. so sorry my man. are you in Canada? whatever the gift is gonna be, it's gonna be a surprise. i just don't want to spend more on shipping than the gift is worth, however ANY gift from me is priceless!!

[morse9443]

MORSE! NO and NO!

Damn it! I even google map'd that shit...peter parker stalks good for a non-yankee.

[tvshooter]

petey got them spidey senses. morse send me your address, i'll hook you up. i got a few more fantastic and incredible pic's to post before today is over.

i know how some of you are into food. i am too. but most of the time i eat boring stuff. and really, most of you do too. like, "ooh, look at this slice of pizza i just ate!"

i have amazing dishwashing skills.

recycle. it'll make you feel better.

bend. you gotta bend. that's what one of my old bosses told me when i used to sweep. it's a phrase that's stuck with me since i was 17.

in a nutshell, that's pretty much an average day for me. tvshooter stripped down to the core. nuthin fancy really. hope you enjoyed that. now, i'm gonna crawl into my cave and start whipping up some utterly ridiculous ideas to entertain you freaks for the next few weeks.

[beatle]

busy bee......

[tvshooter]

due to the nature of my job, i frequently run into interesting/bizarre people. sometimes this is a good thing, other times it's not. this is a little excerpt from today.

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[morse9443]

damn! you're lucky that bisch didn't attack you or something.

[Medine]

hahaha damnnnnnnnnn

[grooveholmes]

she ain't right...

... but at least she's got an international contract.

[beatle]

shooter - that lady sure stared you down...crazziiiee

[ThinFinn]

she ain't right...

... but at least she's got an international contract.

hahahah...exactly what i was thinking

[tvshooter]

is it bad if a forum member thinks that the person we were looking for in the vid is a possible cousin?

today was nearly perfect. mid-70's temp's. awesome day. sorry snow people. ROY's had a lovely day!

VA is fo lovers!

denim lovers that is. . .

learning to walk on hands

Quinn lending a hand

snuck up on mr. changecollector

[tvshooter]

don't underestimate the awesomeness of PBJ denim

Mr. Slaper- your jeans are about to take a swim test.

they failed

that's ok. Izzy to the rescue

throw em again for goodtimes sake!

our setup

[tvshooter]

some cool beach wiska fades!

Izzy enjoying the day

time to get going. . .

until i notice this! at first I thought it was my name. has this been shown before?

and for the fella's on here, i leave you with a few pic's of the locals. enjoy.

[ranonranonarat]

your updates are great!!! unpretentious at all and gold as hell! FUCK YEAH SHOOOOTER!

[beatle]

ah, what a wonderful day..loving the beach pics, balsam for the soul..looking out the window and am seeing snow - again..

[ThinFinn]

haha would rep. if i could mate!

great update there...and i'm really missing that kinda weather!

[tvshooter]

so after a glorious day at the beach yesterday, i awoke in the middle of the night with some crazy stomach pains. i think i caught a flu bug that Quinn had a couple of days ago. i won't bore you with details, but needless to say i had it projecting outta both ends. i basically was a wreck for most of the day.

so while i was laid up in bed the GRWT's spent the day surrounded by some friends.

i forgot to post this with yesterday's pic's. sweet dreams!