Doing big thangs on Christmas.
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:03 PM
What should a Jew do on Christmas?
Step 1- Go to Atlantic City
2. drink scotch until you can't see straight
3. order Chinese food to the casino floor
4. eat Chinese food while playing a slot machine, immediately vomit
5. get dragged out of the casino by security while singing Hanukkah songs and screaming non-sensically
6. watch a Steven Segal movie.
7. pass out in the hotel bathtub
I tried it. It was certified bananas.
Grind like a peppermill.