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Doing big thangs on Christmas.


JewDiamondPhillips

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What should a Jew do on Christmas?

Step 1- Go to Atlantic City

2. drink scotch until you can't see straight

3. order Chinese food to the casino floor

4. eat Chinese food while playing a slot machine, immediately vomit

5. get dragged out of the casino by security while singing Hanukkah songs and screaming non-sensically

6. watch a Steven Segal movie.

7. pass out in the hotel bathtub

I tried it. It was certified bananas.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

Grind like a peppermill.

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