2 many hoez

[Bona Drag]

yo if this is bitchassness can mods please combine threaks?

thx

anyway i seriously am in some trouble

it's like i got prospects but other stuff just keeps falling in my lap

to be honest i've never really had this problem b4, so i don't know how 2 proceed

i got a brit intern at work i'm tryin to get with

mixed results so far but i got another 3 mos

i met this dime at jazz fest who might have some long term potential

i thought that situation was cool b/c she lived out in the burbs and wouldn't be moving into town until the end of the summer

then i found out fri that i misunderstood and she's moving next week

then there's the dutch chick i met last week who is a total freak

i thought that was fine b/c she lives on the other side of the atlantic and was leaving two days later, except now she's saying she will be back in town on a semi-regular basis working on a project

so brit was sick this weekend, suburbs girl wasn't around, ergo i got with this bouncy mexican i mentioned elsewhere

she has two huge older brothers who i think like me, but...

anyway, feel free to chip in with advice, share your story, w/e

my name is mc and if ima do nothin ima ball

[ProfMonnitoff]

congratulations

[jayrock]

pump and dump

[cyberPUNK]

what ever happened to that thick latina beezy? you hit it?

[Bona Drag]

she's the bouncy mexican

nothing was inserted, it was a dirty junior high style makeout session

[Bona Drag]

btw it was a complicated night

both her brothers were there and two of her friends passed out at the club

birthday girl face planted between the bar and the dance floor, it was pretty lulz actually

[Sayword]

wur da pics doggery

[cyberPUNK]

hahah the brothers being there must've been awkward. still should've given her just the tip though.

if you're white, this comes to mind:

Q8CN0YseD5E

[Bona Drag]

yeah i'm white

the hermanos and i actually got along pretty well

wur da pics doggery

they're all hot

mexi is probably the purtiest face-wise, but is a touch heavy

jazzfest beezy clocks in second, but her freakness quotient is to be determined

brit has the raven hair/blue green eyes thing working for her, and i jerk off to the sound of her accent in my head

dutchie is skinnier than i like but has surprisingly jiggly tits and ass, and is a dangerous animal

[cyberPUNK]

yo you can always have that bitch hit the treadmill. jedi mind tricks n shit. i say go with the best face.

[Bona Drag]

yeah, usually my approach

i'm actually gonna revise and say jazzfest was cuter

dunno, who can say really?

btw this ain't meant to be a vanity thread necessarily...if any of y'all are in the same situation lets trade inside information

[evisu 2000]

follow your heart

[Guest jcpennydatazz]

[ProfMonnitoff]

if any of y'all are in the same situation lets trade inside information

i've fucked the jazz fest girl and the british girl

british girl was surprisingly good, jazz fest girl was a bit of a letdown

don't think i've ever met the mexican from your description

[cyberPUNK]

limited edition too

i wish i could rep profmonnitoff

[Bona Drag]

follow your heart

KEEP YO HEART 3 STAX

KEEP YO HEART

DEEZ GlRLZ lS SMART

KEEP YO HEART

PLAY YO PART

[sawyer]

what's up with that

yr not looking for nobody and all of a sudden there's like four or five people looking for a snag

mating season i guess

i always end up in a relationship with the last one i expect to come through

*shrug*

[Oxy.]

yeah i'm white

i'm shocked (0)

[goat]

i don't see the issue

just prioritize between the ones you're more interested in

cause there's no way you're gonna keep the interest of 4 beezy's, so eventually 1 or 2 of them will kinda just fade off

but just play the field, and as long as you don't get committed to anything, you're good to go.

and when it comes time to make a commitment (if that's your plan), hope you chose the right one

[cyberPUNK]

see which ones will let you give them a pearl necklace

edit: not the jewelry

[Bona Drag]

yeah good points all around

CIRCLEJERKTYME

[wesc]

damn.. i flipped thru all 3 pages hoping to see pictures of said ladies.... disappoint.

[Bona Drag]

aint no snitch son

[Bona Drag]

spicegirls.jpg

[lawless]

i got a brit intern at work i'm tryin to get with

mixed results so far but i got another 3 mos

run yo game on her. if she ain't biting move on

i met this dime at jazz fest who might have some long term potential

i thought that situation was cool b/c she lived out in the burbs and wouldn't be moving into town until the end of the summer

then i found out fri that i misunderstood and she's moving next week

play the wifey card slow. build it while you dipin into in dem other freaks

then there's the dutch chick i met last week who is a total freak

i thought that was fine b/c she lives on the other side of the atlantic and was leaving two days later, except now she's saying she will be back in town on a semi-regular basis working on a project

dis 1 ezy. keep her on yo phone. and dipp when she in town so u don't get bored wit wifey.

[lawless]

or play the moral card and stick wit:

a) wifey material.

dem freakz

[Bona Drag]

c) both????

[sistersuzie]

as a hater of drama, i always think: if it's complicated (either it's sex or "feeligns" stuff)

fuck it.

go for what's easier and seem to flow better

[Bona Drag]

anyway, mostly i just needed to get this all down on paper

haven't tried to juggle since college, which is a different scene

the irony is that i used to make loot and barely dated/fjuked

now i'm broke as fuck and up to my receding hairline in kitty

life's a funny thing aint it

[lawless]

c) was my my og post

and don't keep dat paper trail. freakz see dat shiet and u in dudu. polly chop off yo dick and feed it to u or sum shiet