Caught a shoplifter...persue it?

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Quoted for lolarity.

Is it just me, or is naming your kid Amber basically ensuring she's gonna turn out to be stripper/idiot/thief/etc.?

One Amber i knew believed that the center of a pineapple contained CARCINOGENS. And this was even after knowing I was a biochem major.

:confused:

[w00tah]

sups lol

http://www.myspace.com/ambersexlover

[epitaph220]

wootah rofl you foundz her

[geekbonchic]

That profile picture is all kinds of unfortunate.

[DüM]

he said he's a "small business owner" so yea

[16steps]

normally i start with the last page and work backwards

page 5 was good. Kudos for getting that bitches id lol

[Orion]

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=758615998&hiq=amber%2Cmartinez

this her?

im trying to harass her

That doesn't look like her, but this one is absolutely her:

w00tah sups lol

http://www.myspace.com/ambersexlover

[Orion]

were they sufu approved jeans? and did she size down?

They were some Earnest Sewn Keatons. And it looked like she was packing herself into 'em.

[xchen]

[Osmosis Jones]

^ that's messed up man. the past is the past. also, you are 22.

[原料かば]

[Orion]

Yo, I definitley don't endorse anyone harassing her as I'm absolutely pressing charges, but the police said her ID can be posted anywhere I want...so... Her pic is on our front door too, lots of lulz at work today.

[zoylxide]

Pic doesn't work, update?

[moondog]

I dated a girl who would steal Marc jacobs type shit from department stores.

I once caught someone stealing when i worked at urban outfitters....I gave them a talking and told them to not come back and i wont file a police report.

[lak]

I dated a girl who would steal Marc jacobs type shit from department stores.

I once caught someone stealing when i worked at urban outfitters....I gave them a talking and told them to not come back and i wont file a police report.

I used to take them to the basement of that place and keep them there until they cried.

[alexryb]

i'm a cashier of a liquor store. it's also a grocery store. one day a drunk homless dude shoved a ribeye down his pants and walked out the door. i remember when i went out the door to chase him i said to my co-worker, "yo, that dude has steak in his pants."

[wahwho11]

When she gets a mugshot, ask her for fit pics.

[Orion]

Bwahahahahahaha. Oh shit. 50 g's.

[Mr Waffles]

cant see that shit.

nvm. i see. thats pretty hefty.

[Orion]

hold on, lemme try to blow that up a bit...

It's here too:

http://www.roseville.ca.us/civica/filebank/blobdload.asp?BlobID=14650

so I can't really blow it up...but the link works.

[w00tah]

50 g bail?

loool

[w00tah]

lol she still in jail

[Orion]

for real. I fucking hate shoplifters. That's one expensive pair of jeans.

[dandandan]

lolz her bail is exponentially higher than anyone else that day

[ojjairus]

what only 3k for a dui? i thought it was way higher.

[redgrail]

hahhahahaha

holy crap, robbery 50k, man.

that's intense.

[chronoaug]

Well, shoplifting wouldn't have been that high a bail but because of the physical attack it became robbery and that's serious ish. Funny nonetheless

[Orion]

So I just looked up the code for a "211" and it's armed robbery. I almost feel kinda bad, cause that is pretty excessive. Thinking she might have had priors though to get hit so hard with this one. I just want to scare the shit out of her, and make other people aware, not wreck her for life or anything... But, I guess she shoulda thought about that before trying to lift shit.

[Mr Waffles]

she should have thought of that before she freaked out when she got caught. either be smooth and get away or be smooth when you get caught.

moral of story: always be smooth.

[redgrail]

apropos: free razors and shaving cream for all da laydayz <3

supa-smooth.