Stupid Questions at Work

[AstroWolf]

Dedicated to the hardworking bag boys of America...whose ineptness and greed were the inspiration for this thread.

simpson golden years.

on topic:

i get asked whats upstairs a lot, when you cant not see it when you walk in to the store.

also, whats the price? when there is a huge tag on each thing with a number on it... duh!

[Bigyen]

"why's your mouth covered in blood?"

[Akura]

I waiter at a local Chinese restaurant and this couple who is sitting in my section I know isn't going to give me a very good tip. Anyway, the wife points at the soy sauce and goes

Wife:"What is this?"

Husband: (picks up the sauce) "Its Kikkoman Sauce honey!"

I almost shit a brick! I had to walk away instantly and go tell the other waiters what just happened.

[fallen angels]

For those unfamiliar with In-n-out, this is the value meal menu:

#1: Double Double, fries, drink

#2: Cheeseburger, fries drink

#3: Hamburger, fries, drink

I overheard this while waiting in line at the In-N-Out drive-through:

Cashier: "Welcome to In-n-Out, What can I get for you today?"

Woman: "Hello.. umm.. uhh... ok. Can I get a #2, with no cheese?"

Cashier: "Why not just order a #3 instead?"

Woman: "......I want #2, but with no cheese."

Cashier: "A #2 with no cheese IS a #3..."

noob

[FM_Synthesizer]

I work IT for a medium business. I don't blame people for not knowing how to fix simple problems or anything, shit I hate computers but man some people just really expect shit instantly. It isn't like I have seen every problem possible.

"Nah I'm sorry I've never seen this problem of a printer printing everything in chinese characters. I'll have to do a little research and get back to it."