Omegle.com - post your conversations

[phen3N]

http://omegle.com

Basically, you talk to a stranger. Post your funny/interesting conversations here! There is potential for comedy

I was just on it for like 10 min but heres one notable convo:

Stranger: I

You: love

Stranger: you

You: aw gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GO GO GO

[samsikle]

Stranger: are you asian?

You: i'm pretty asian

You: are you white

Stranger: lol im dominican

You: oh okay

Stranger: asian girls must like this..you are the second asian girl i talked to

You: AHAHA

You: awful.

i'm probably talking to one of you du's

[bernt]

Yawn. Infested with 4chan kids.

The idea is cool, but I lost interest quickly.

[iGIT]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: boy?

You: yes

You: but on the inside

You: im a girl

Stranger: fagtron?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL damn how funny.

[doctorworm]

Stranger: hello

You: hi, how are you today

Stranger: not to bad yourself

Stranger: get this part out of the way i am 19 and a male in college

Stranger: so dont flirt with me

Stranger: if ur a dude

[6ixes&7evens]

You: HEY

Stranger: Hi.

You: whats up

You: i am bored

You: entertain me

Stranger: Hah, how?

You: theres nothing to do

You: but surf the interwebs

Stranger: Finding anything interesting?

You: yeah

Stranger: Like?

You: theres a cult of females that masturbates in san francisco

You: and a girl that shoved a pine cone in her vagina

You: cus she was lonely

[doctorworm]

You: hi hello

Stranger: helllllllllllo

Stranger: a penny for your thoughts

You: right now i am thinking to myself

You: why do i continue not to get up and walk to the bathroom

You: despite the fact

You: that i have to pee very badly

Stranger: ha!

You: it's perplexing

Stranger: because omegle is so cool

Stranger: you should go

You: it is quite fascinating isn't it

You: first

You: describe yourself

You: in a sentence

Stranger: ok but promise you will too

You: ok Stranger: i'm 30 y.o. male in Denver laid off software engineer started a software company and wish I had thought of omegle first, dammit

You: i am the hamburg man.

Stranger: you suck

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

You: ching chong

Stranger: use the boost to get through

You: ching chong

Stranger: WHOEVERDISCONNECTSFIRSTWINS

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

addicting!!

You: what do you want

Stranger: human flesh

You: but why

Stranger: i hear it tastes like chicken

You: white meat or other

Stranger: good question

You: oh ok

You have disconnected.

[samsikle]

Stranger: hi

You: hello hi hi

You: what's up

Stranger: what kind of advice do you have for a recovering heroin addict who just wants a hit right now?

You: everytime you take a hit, jesus takes one with you.

oh damnit i wish i had easy access to that picture of that guy and jesus sharing a hit.

[branespload]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: lolz

You: did you only say hi because the site told you to?

Stranger: yes

You: what a sheep.

You: baaa.

You: are you into extreme sheepherding?

You: also, am i supposed to be the weird one, or are you supposed to be the weird one

Stranger: idk who sent you

Stranger: ?

You: iono, just saw this on a fashion site

You: what's the point of this

You: if you talk to a stranger IRL it's pretty creepy imo.

Stranger: talk to strangers!

You: i thought strangers would be more interesting

Stranger: yeah sorry

You: are you shy even behind this complete anonymity?

Stranger: im distracted

Stranger: what's up?

You: what's up is a TERRIBLE question

You: there's no good way to respond

You: i usually say something like

You: iono, leamme alone

Stranger: alright

You: right?

Stranger: bye

You: nobody cares what your response is, theyre just acknowledging you

You: HAHA

You: peace

[bernt]

You: Hello

Stranger: Hello.

You: Are you boring? Y/N

Stranger: N

You: Ok, cool

You: Why are you not boring?

Stranger: A/S/L?

You: Sum it up in three words or less.

You: ASL is irrelevant.

Stranger: I "ntertain" girls.

Stranger: entertain*

You: Are you a magician?

Stranger: Yes, my magix wand lies in my boxers.

You: Or are you just trying to brag about the hos you fuck?

You: And by "fuck", I mean "lie about on the internet"

Stranger: I actually do have sex with the chicks I find.

Stranger: Your mom being one of them.

You: That's cool.

You: My mom is a nice woman. Thanks for showing her attention.

You: You know, if you play your cards right, you can be my dad.

You: Which would be cool because my birthday is coming up.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[samsikle]

Stranger: FIVE FAVORITE CIVIL WAR BATTLES LIST EM' GO

Stranger: WRONG

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think that's my favorite one.

[m1sterko]

Stranger: hi

You: hello hi hi

You: what's up

Stranger: what kind of advice do you have for a recovering heroin addict who just wants a hit right now?

You: everytime you take a hit, jesus takes one with you.

oh damnit i wish i had easy access to that picture of that guy and jesus sharing a hit.

[branespload]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: EVE?

You: NAW, ADAM

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAH

You: Who's this?

Stranger: WERE YOU MY LAST ONE?

Stranger: Steven

You: NO!

You: Adam AND STEVE?!

Stranger: NO

You: homo land of eden

Stranger: Eve, dammit

Stranger: It rhymes, assface

Stranger: Are you religious?

You: i'm catholic

Stranger: Damn right

You: BUT

Stranger: Who's Abel?

Stranger: And Cain?

Stranger: And Seth?

You: they're brothers

Stranger: I have an AP English test tomorrow

You: one kills the other

Stranger: I'm fucked.

You: oh

You: I got 5 on it

Stranger: Which kills which?

You: like Luniz

Stranger: STFU

Stranger: <3

You: no i really did

You: uhm

Stranger: I got a 5 in language

You: I think Cain kills Abel

Stranger: Nationality?

You: filipino

Stranger: Ew

Stranger: Justkidding

You: i know!

Stranger: Me tooz

You: oh GROSS

Stranger: Cain

Stranger: CAIN

You: the mexicans of asia

Stranger: Who's Sethe?

You: cain kills abel right?

You: seth?

Stranger: MHM

You: iono, boss in SFIV

Stranger: Son of Jesus

You: no there is no son of jesus dammit

Stranger: AHHAHAHA

You: seth is adam brody on the OC

Stranger: You're a girl.

Stranger: I can tell

Stranger: DUDE

You: NOOO

Stranger: HE'S FINE

You: yeah

Stranger: Ryan Atwood

Stranger: is yummier

You: he's in Southland

You: naw fck ryan atwood

You: he's like 30 years old or something

Stranger: YUM

Stranger: THE WAY I LIKE IT

You: prefer babbys myself

You: are you a girl?

You: probably not

You: rule 30 i think.

Stranger: Of course I'm a girl

Stranger: What boy watches the O.C

You: I watched the OC

Stranger: Ew

You: I don't watch gossip girl tho

Stranger: You're probably gay then

Stranger: GG

You: naw, supergay

Stranger: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Stranger: SO GOOD

You: UGH

Stranger: Cali?

You: yea

Stranger: LA?

Stranger: SD?

You: yep.

Stranger: B?

You: no

You: UCI

You: i got pwned

Stranger: Sweet

Stranger: Finals

You: i applied biomedical engineering to eveyrwhere, super competitive

Stranger: I isn't bad.

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: No joke

Stranger: Especially @ SD

You: im a noob

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: Sall right.

You: how do you have APs

You: senior?

Stranger: 7

Stranger: Yeah

You: i didnt ask how many

You: oh.

Stranger: LO

Stranger: I CAN'T READ

Stranger: I'M SLIGHTLY DISLEXIC

You: AP LANGUAGE

You: FAIL

Stranger: No

You: dyslexic

Stranger: Lit.

You: w/e

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: FAILBOAT

You: even worse

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: I skipped junior year.

You: pro?

Stranger: Still a fail though

Stranger: Pro life?

Stranger: Hail no

You: i skipped pre-k

Stranger: Abortions, ftw

Stranger: STFU

Stranger: That's cool

You: i been genius outta tha womb

You: when i went to kindergarten

Stranger: You're pretty intelligent then

You: i didnt know ANYTHING

You: didnt know any nursery rhymes

You: or games

Stranger: Any English?

You: wha?

You: oh i was born here

Stranger: When you went to Kindergarten

Stranger: OH

Stranger: THANK GOD

You: but now i write rhymes

You: fobs ftl

You: TFC ftl, wowowee FTL

Stranger: F'sho. F'sho

Stranger: Do you wear glasses?

You: uh yeah

[samsikle]

damn branespload hella cupcaking it!

[suremanok]

Stranger: DUDE

Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Stranger: THE GAME?

Stranger: YOU LOSE

lawl.

[bernt]

haha, I got that dude too.

[samsikle]

i got that too. i think it's some shit 4chan is pullin

[6ixes&7evens]

this is like a game where you annoy the person so much they leave. the winner is the one that stays

[6ixes&7evens]

You: im 16-0

Stranger: for leaving first in a conversation?

Stranger: or like

You: nope for staying

Stranger: oh

Stranger: well, good job

You: thanks

Stranger: I'm not sure what my record is

You: be my friend?

Stranger: tell me about yourself first

Stranger: thats what friends do, right?

You: im 17 and am a senior in my class

You: how about you?

You: oh i live in california

Stranger: I'm from wisconsin

Stranger: I'm an actor

Stranger: I'm 20 years old

You: cool i know an actor

You: shes asian

Stranger: actors are fun

Stranger: usually

You: heres her video

You:

[branespload]

Stranger: I'm gonna cut your fucking throat cunt

You: with what

You: your needledick?

You: if so..

You: HAWT

Stranger: <3

You have disconnected.

[6ixes&7evens]

Stranger: hey

You: be my friend?

Stranger: sure.

You: u has facebook?

You: so i culd add you?

You: i have 0 friends

Stranger: hah, I dont have one actually.

You: and im trying to impress this chick

Stranger: Hmm

You: by having alot of friends

Stranger: are you friends with the chick?

You: no but i follow her home sometimes

Stranger: hah.

You: lol

You: she always stares at me

You: like i always look back

You: and there she is

You: looking at me too!

Stranger: hah

Stranger: .Maybe she's into you?

Stranger: or maybe she thinks you're kinda weird..

You: yeah thats why i need friends!

You: so she doesnt think im a loser!

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: Get to know her a little first.

You: i cant

Stranger: She wont talk to you or what?

You: im too shy

Stranger: Ah.

Stranger: Hah

Stranger: Is she in any of your classes?

You: yeah like three of them

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: Hah, well

Stranger: Try small talk

Stranger: you know the "Hey, whatsup? hows it goin" kinda thing

You: i want to break the ice by adding her on facebook

Stranger: Hmm

You: and making myself look worthit

Stranger: Well.

Stranger: Try to talk to her a little at least?

You: i tried to once

Stranger: and?

You: but i turned around

You: and stumbled

You: i just walked away after that

Stranger: heh, pretty damn shy hm?

You: yeah i am

Stranger: Heh, I'm not sure how I got over being shy.

Stranger: I used to be that shy.

Stranger: I think my friends kinda just broke me outta that habit of being shy though

You: onetime i tried getting drunk to loosen up

You: i got sent home

You: from school

Stranger: heh.

Stranger: Reminds me of the big bang theory..

Stranger: the show I mean.

Stranger: but uh.

You: that show sucks

Stranger: So you just need advice on what to do right?

Stranger: eh its hit or miss

You: ya!

Stranger: Umm

You: ur a guy right?

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: Try talking to her a little every day or something.

You: ok so then maybe its because im a lesbian

Stranger: Small talk at least

Stranger: Hah

Stranger: Um. maybe?

You: its just really awkward

Stranger: I dunno.

You: maybe she doesnt like girls?

Stranger: Its possible.

Stranger: Maybe she hasn't fully explored?

Stranger: I dunno.

Stranger: I would go for it. Small talk and build up from there.

You: how old are you/

Stranger: 18

You: its kinda weird cus i feel like shes likes me also

You: but she feels the sameway as me at the sametime

Stranger: Thats kinda weird

Stranger: Hmm.

You: april fools

You: i made everything up

Stranger: God dammit

You: APRIL FOOLS

Stranger: I forgot today was april fools.

You:

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: Got me good

Stranger: Props.

[suremanok]

Well played 67.

[evisu 2000]

THIS THING

is gay

[iGIT]

LOL 6and7, i wish i could rep you. That was pretty damn funny at the end.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

You: holla atcha my nigga

Stranger: hello

Stranger: from?

You: brazilia

You: actually i lie - from california

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: i'm from poland

You: sweet

You: what time is it there

Stranger: 9.52 AM

Stranger:

You: woah

You: 12:52 am

You: YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE

Stranger: hehe

You: QUICK WHATS THE LOTTO #S FOR THE DAY

[Paean]

You: hey

Stranger: wtf

You: lulz

Stranger: you again

You:

Stranger: did you ever put your penis in a deep fryer?

You: nope

You: did you?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it's now delicious!

Stranger: oral sex has increased

Stranger: in ruhigen stunden knabbere ich gern selbst daran

Stranger: hmmm

[Le Buttsecks]

Stranger: hi

You: wat it is

Stranger: a/s/l

You: 37/m/US

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fucking aol chatroom shit

[Drewp]

i dont know which one of you i just got randomly

/win