c0ol ways to respond to "whats up"

[Bona Drag]

theres nothing worse than assuming you heard what up when they actually said how u doin so u like nothin but it makes no sense

or vice versa

[6ixes&7evens]

"whats up?"

*looks*

*awkward silence*

*look away*

[superock]

not my dick, too drunk right now <--- my reply to some chick who texted me at 2am

[Guest on-display]

when people ask me "whats up?" i say "whats up?" allowing a response that was designated from me to now come from them. secretly they don't know i just mentally raped them

[barcelona]

i started to do the same thing as the girl in your original post a while ago cause i also hated being asked whats up, but now idc.

when someone asks you whats up irl they usually dont expect you to be like "ntm , u?"

thats fucking lame,

just say whats up back

then pop the bitch

[nairb49]

seven

or

nuttin

[2000dB]

bonjour, ça va?

[2000dB]

ni hao ma~

[hellogoodbye]

你好吗～～～～～～～

[duck sauce]

theres nothing worse than assuming you heard what up when they actually said how u doin so u like nothin but it makes no sense

or vice versa

9nPeTfeFALk

If you say how are you, i'll say NOT MUCH

my hand and your boob ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH

[Gatefold]

''whats going on''

''just tryin to survive''

''whats new''

[AdamKerchman]

chillin. chillin hard.

[shark jacobs]

"my mum died :("