Super tips

[Originatek]

Don't shit where you eat.

[billy.]

don't make shit threads.

OH LOL.

no i'm kidding.

"don't get her pregnant, you'll fuck up your life" - my dad.

[AstroWolf]

meh........

[sawn-off chef]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TXpG977REY

[ProfMonnitoff]

- fuck bitches

- get money

[dismalfuture]

Don't leave your Visvim 20L in some cafeteria at UCI

[branespload]

STOP SNITCHIN

cj

[denimdestroyedmylife]

eat shit

die in a fire

[dismalfuture]

fuck that

fuck your life

[salaryman]

"don't trust girls who rub glitter on their bodies. especially if they are wearing pink." -grandma.

also, generally its good to always give away the first mentos in a mentos stick because its almost never pink anyway.

[capa]

always leave the house looking your best, never know who you will run into.

[branespload]

^ I always run into someone when I'm sleazing mad peasantlike, must be Murphys Law or something.

[kunk75]

if it don;t smell good it won;t taste good.

[junglejane]

^^

I think papaya disproves this theorem

[denimdestroyedmylife]

and fish too

[kunk75]

my high school gf didn't.

^^

I think papaya disproves this theorem

[Bigyen]

When a girl says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong.

When a girl says everything's wrong, EVERYTHING'S wrong.

And when a girl says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off.

[kunk75]

^good post

[c.r.e.a.m.]

always fap before an important date.

a two-pump-and-dump experience will never lead to a next date.

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

if you can't cum laying on your back, learn to fuck laying on your back

[salaryman]

random bits of life advice people I respect have given me.

"always give money to street performers, double if they play the violin or drums"

--college professor

"if you ever make your mom cry, no matter what you are wrong and should apologize." --dad

"people who step on sandcastles deserve a punch in the mouth." --brother

"don't be an asshole, fill up the ice tray." --mom

"stand up whenever your girlfriend leaves the table. act like you know.

and if see you try to touch her ass in public again, I might put this fork in your leg."

--big sister

[XenoX101]

"stop posting" - everyone to me

"women are always right, even when they're wrong"

[BROSEPH]

act n dress like this chump above me if u want 2 die a virgin

[julzkind]

if you step in shit, you smell like shit.

dont yield for ppl, let ppl yield for you.

if you leave the person that loves you for the person you love they will leave you for the person they love.

[Scais]

making fun of black people on the internet is different than making fun of black people in real life.

[longrun]

french girls are psychotic, but adorable.

and fuck like tigers.

[travisio]

"wash your fuckin' face first, man. then wash your nuts. don't wash your nuts and then your face, you feel me?"

-ghostface

[AstroWolf]

When a girl says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong.

When a girl says everything's wrong, EVERYTHING'S wrong.

And when a girl says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off.

Give homer simpson his props, if we quote homer, we must give him credit.

that said, i will quote homer as well,

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

[AstroWolf]

"Fuck em if they cant take a joke"... that one helped me more than anything else really.

[Bigyen]

True enough... i just assume everyone knows it's Homer I'm quoting , as he's larger than Jesus.