The Temple of Jawnz v. 2.0 is now accepting applications

[salaryman]

New stuff that won't be tolerated at the Temple of Jawnz:

-white people

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icy.

I wear van slip ons sometimes, but I'm pretty sure my food game is beyond Jawnz 2.0 level. I sprinkle foie gras on shit like its salt.

So, if you like rockstar fruit punch, join the WHITE temple of Jawnz now.

[dismalfuture]

We already have a white guy at the Temple of Jawnz. He is our roommate's boyfriend and comes over on the weekends and monopolizes our stolen wi-fi, so I don't get online much between Friday and Monday morning. This is why the Temple of Jawnz fears additional whities, there just isn't much more pilfered wi fi to spare.

BTW I just shaved some winter truffles on some stale Lays and dipped them in french onion dip, that's how we roll over here muthafucka. Ballin. I poop and see Benjis before I flush.

[ProfMonnitoff]

my typical spliff is 30% weed, 60% tobacco, and 10% truffles

[NESK]

i use truffle oil as anal lube.

[NESK]

if irritation occurs, apply a healthy layer of saffron risotto. if rash persists, lather with kobe veal reduction, rinse, repeat.

[Lab]

craiglist for jawns

[PandaDenim]

I was recently negged and do not have the power to join the Temple of Jawnz.

But I bring sashimi and sushi skills to the table.