Girls I've Smashed Appreciation Thread

[Chris-Craft]

fuckbuddy second from left...queen of hearts. shes got some junk in her trunk, but i love her tits. girl on the far right is way hot in person...would love to smash.

[NESK]

a few months ago i used facebook and myspace to put together a photo sex-resume. it was suprisingly easy to find 90% of the girls ive slept with. being the completist that i am, im considering waiting in bushes with a camera outside a couple ex girlfriends houses so i can complete my list. could get me in trouble.

weird thing about this is looking up a girl who ya boned once in highschool and remember as stupid hot, only to find out shes currently married, a mother, and morbidly obese. whats worse is looking up a girl you kinda let slip cause she wasnt too fly at the time and you find out shes become a beautiful butterfly who wouldnt blow her nose with your dick anymore, let alone put it in her soft, perfect, shiny pink mouth.

[WayneGibbous]

^yeah a checkerboard resume would be a good concept. this thread should be more for just the cwg type that you smashed once or kept as a fuck buddy. there are girls that i dated that i have too much respect for to plaster their face on the internet. the majority i could care less about though.

[chronoaug]

whoever fucked the most ugliest girl WINS!

Hmm.... I'm considering entering this contest. Will i actually win something?

[WayneGibbous]

winner gets a genuine pair of beer goggles

[soonami]

whoever fucked the most ugliest girl WINS!

I am 95% sure I would win this contest, but then I wouldn't have a GF anymore...

[WayneGibbous]

lets see it. butter face contest

when I was in AIT (army medic training in san antonio) I ran through many a butter face. but i don't even remember some of them army hoes' names...

tip for losers: if you want to get laid join the army - most army girls are sluts

[chronoaug]

I dunno, man. Someone needs to put up a real prize. I think i got you beat

[Mihalis]

Let's rename this:

The transparently insecure compensation in the form of flaunting our supposed sexual conquests because we have a sexual inferiority complex thread.

Because:

A) You're ugly.

Daddy made fun of you.

C) You never fought back when bullied.

or

D) You have a small penis.

THREAD OVER.

hey hey hey, this is an appreciation thread. it's not like we're degrading them or anything!

[WayneGibbous]

I dunno, man. Someone needs to put up a real prize. I think i got you beat

a pack of super-durable condoms, free VD treatments and shame. good enough prizes?

[raddy]

where are the sorta chubby emogoth girls that give up the ass in this shit?

[Francis Xavier]

OOOOOOH! DADDY! OH DADDY! I'M A COCKSMAN DADDY! A COCKS-MAN! OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUH!

Thus far all I see are ugly girls, fat girls, and fat/ugly girls.

Hey Exile, GO TEAM!

More like go Xbox LIVE TEAM!

[Guest jmatsu]

[WayneGibbous]

I'm a two-pump chump when drunk. Probably because I get horny as crap when I'm drunk. I don't even really like drinking.

I was very surprised to learn that you are a two-pump chump Frances...

[Francis Xavier]

winner gets a genuine pair of beer goggles

I dunno. Once I woke up next to a really tall girl with no eyebrows. Apparently I said "at least we don't have to know each others names."

[Francis Xavier]

I was very surprised to learn that you are a two-pump chump Frances...

It's true. Though, only when I drink very heavily minus one or two sober flukes that I can barely recall with my ex who REALLY did it for me. I get waaaay too horny when I drink.

[ouss]

i officially endorse that thread

and appreciate jmat contribution.

[chronoaug]

I'll tell you what's fun. Waking up hungover as shit and thinking

"why the hell am i naked?"

Then you see this gigantic white ass putting pants on and think "fuuuccckkkkkkk"

[e0d9n0b5]

I was very surprised to learn that you are a two-pump chump Frances...

thats disappointing, did he at least finish you off??

[WayneGibbous]

I'll tell you what's fun. Waking up hungover as shit and thinking

"why the hell am i naked?"

Then you see this gigantic white ass putting pants on and think "fuuuccckkkkkkk"

and

"why is there blood dripping out of my ass?":confused::eek:

[WayneGibbous]

thats disappointing, did he at least finish you off??

no.

and he didn't call

[Guest jmatsu]

heres one of the wacker ones i've sexed this year

i think i beat u chrono

i made drunk:

[WayneGibbous]

she look ok

[e0d9n0b5]

that face reminds me of the robot posted in tattos thread, goofy ass smile thing

[ROYALEFATALE]

girl on left rawwwwwwr

[Guest jmatsu]

girl on left rawwwwww-daddy!

fixed and

wack dude. u gotta post faces.

[WayneGibbous]

seriously what kinda shit is that

[jlow]

[sircheesecake]

This guy would win beer goggles.

[chronoaug]

you're a liar. don't ruin this thread. people are being real here. if you want to just post ugly girls, go find the ugly girls thread. I don't know who you are so i'm guessing you're bullshitting

This thread is making me want to reel in this vietnamese girl in my program who is interested in me. She ain't that great looking but i just keep seeing a bunch of skinny asian girls and want to join in on the fun