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[Tyro1]

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[julzkind]

WAIT, ppl dont know how to masturbate?!

[operationjake]

WAIT, ppl dont know how to masturbate?!

i think he meant a "how do you masturbate?" thread.

but if he didn't, he should have. cause that would be awesome/awkward.

[conan.]

why not just make a thread?

[Tyro1]

yo I knew someone that didnt know how to masturbate, they used to dry hump this big teddy bear of theirs until they came. We had dto explain to the animal how to do it...

[gaydad]

is gaydad brady have to chocke a dick

[operationjake]

why not just make a thread?

which? a "superbitchmade" thread or a "superHOWCANSHEWANK?" thread? because either should be made by mrip, onemancult or denimdestroyedmylife, to increase popularity.

[bernt]

People complaining about their lives makes me feel better about mine.

[Le Buttsecks]

WAIT, ppl dont know how to masturbate?!

you dont need to know how to masturbate if im around ya dig

[Jkissi7]

I try not to be bitchmade though just drink lemonade and trill

[salaryman]

yeah, a lot of bitching about girls lately.

not me, I just stare at the pics I saved of Julz while looking at the how to masturbate thread.

[bouwnt]

u spank 2 dis one yet??

[salaryman]

not yet.

ok, done.

[inaya]

yes... then I can not look in there, meanwhile trying to regain visions of a happier time; a time when I thought men still had some cojones.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

why masturbate when you can fuck the floor?

serious question

[salaryman]

makes dick smell like pine sol.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

pine sol is not for use on wood but rather non-porous surfaces

who knew?

[salaryman]

I put it on everything.

Filthy bathroom floor? Pine sol.

Grimy ass kitchen? Pine sol.

Pool deck needs a wash? Pine sol.

Out of lube? Pine sol.

Fell off your bike on the paper route? Pine sol.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this may be apocryphal but i read that lemon pledge is an extremely effective sunscreen

[salaryman]

Mildew on your tiles? Pine sol.

Grease on your stove? Pine sol.

Dirty window panes? Pine sol.

Can't kick that whooping cough? Pine sol.

Out of crystal light and need a refreshing pick me up? Pine sol.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

blurred vision?

priapism?

rectal prolapse?

relocated saliva glands?

chimpanzee acne?

cirrohsis of the eye?

nurse come in, please where are you?

fuck it he's dead

oh shit there's a horse in the hospital!

[salaryman]

holy shit, I just google image'd rectal prolapse.

I don't think pine sol is going to do the trick on that.

[billy.]

> pinesol

[denimdestroyedmylife]

holy shit, I just google image'd rectal prolapse.

I don't think pine sol is going to do the trick on that.

:eek:

god, sometimes i hate google image search

[julzkind]

u spank 2 dis one yet??

hahahaha the best part is the title. infidel!!!

[thescott]

yo I knew someone that didnt know how to masturbate, they used to dry hump this big teddy bear of theirs until they came. We had dto explain to the animal how to do it...

You can teach a teddy bear to fuck an suck like Jenna Jameson?

Cuz I need some help with mine. It fucks mormon style, only likes missionary in the dark.

[Guest ALLCAPITALLETTERS]

i'm a fkin mess...yea over a girl. i can readily admit this. unexciting right? update: i went out, but she pervaded my thoughts. i just want to see her again.

[kyo]

holy shit, I just google image'd rectal prolapse.

I don't think pine sol is going to do the trick on that.

Just CLR it!

[Akira]

Mildew on your titties? Pine sol.

Bun in your oven? Pine sol.

Dirty window panes? Pine sol.

Can't kick that whooping cough? Pine sol.

Out of purple drank and need a refreshing pick me up? Pine sol.

Yes.......

[travisio]

pine sol = asian people's tussin?