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[skinnyguy]

worst movie ever. i wasnt even laughing.

[Carl]

HOW?!

location: Louisville, KY

nevermind.

Location: Calgary

Fuck off.

Ali and 'ville Sluggers > Bryan Adams and Hockey, any motherfuckin day of the week.

[BOORADLEY]

give it another shot. drugs might help too.

oh i was blazed. which made it worst... i was so completely restless i couldn't sit still.

good ending though...oh look. the black dude just wasn't there and shows up.

clap...clap...clap

the gay cop wasnt even funny! oh a pink bandanna. thats funny?

[BOORADLEY]

Location: Calgary

Fuck off.

Ali and 'ville Sluggers > Bryan Adams and Hockey, any motherfuckin day of the week.

woah chill brother. the best is you compared my entire country to one city..classic american move. im not here to rag on states.

[munkyballz]

The movie was pretty stupid, I'd admit. But the series/show, I find to be actually quite funny. Some of the jokes are really offbeat/hit or miss, but overall it's definitely better than average when compared to some of the shit shows on tv nowadays. And to be honest, I thought the show was crap initially, until I watch several episodes and it grew on me.

Kerri Kenney's character can be annoying and wildly off-beat, but that's the intention. Like so fucking annoying/naive/out there that the shit she does or says in a twisted way becomes funny.

[BOORADLEY]

classic canadian comedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoqmbwhIF7I

oh.. and i found a chart weirdly showing who found this movie funny and who did not

[shoreman1782]

Wait, which color thought it was funny? And what color is Canada?

I'm with the_state. Their humor is not for everyone, and is often so beyond stupid it's brilliant (see Michael Showalter's standup).

[Guest DUM]

The show is fucking hilarious. I was entertained by the movie.

[chingon]

I am going to Miami on tuesday for ARTbasel, I will be there until the 11th. I will be shooting press at most of the fairs. I wanted to know if there is anything I should check out in southbeach. I have never been to florida before, so i have no idea what to expect. Boutiques, parties/clubs (fucking love me some electrica, ala ed banger), sites, places to walk, etc? I will be staying near 14th and collins, about a half mile from the convention center.

Anyone else here going to be at the fair? I would love to meet up and talk jeans, go shop, get some gelato, get away from the insanity of the fairs for a while, no homo...

if your interested in what I will be shooting, see blog in profile.

thanks!

[chingon]

talkin' bout little haiti, whatsup?!

[MikeN]

I'll be there DJing. I'm spinning at some gallery on Thursday during the day, and then SET at night. I don't know about the rest of the week yet.

[chingon]

I was hoping a DJ would respond. What do you spin, where should I check you out?

[MikeN]

I play hipster dance and faggotry bullshit. Like I said, I'm spinning at some gallery on Thursday during the day, and then SET at night. I don't know about the rest of the week yet.

[chingon]

sounds good. do you plan at looking at art or just kicking it in south beach (like you could get away from the art...)? we should hook up if your going to be wandering the fiars and shit, or at least get a meal in SB, I will be there a week and I think I might loose my mind after a while.

[MikeN]

Word, but I'm not gonna blow you or anything.

The only thing I have planned is Thursday so far. I want to shop and go to the beach. I work for Paper Magazine and there are gonna be a bunch of Paper events happening there, so I need to stop by those too.

[chingon]

word, no homo. after reading over my initial post, it sounds pretty gay.

I wanted to hit up LEO, Barney's and base at some point.

[spacemanvt]

im going down there to decide if i should move down.

any more recommendations?

[catastrophe]

my favorite places to eat in miami-

NOBU - off collins around 20th st?, across from the setai

just like the other nobus, some of the best food in the world, my favorite restraunt on earth.

JOE'S STONE CRABS- at the bottom of south beach, down by alton road and washington i think (if you don't go here, you're missing out)

stone crabs, do it

PRIME 112- on ocean drive by 1st street

steak house, fish, ect... great place

most places up and down ocean drive are decent to eat at, they kinda hustle you come in and it gets annoying

also go to dolce vita, its an awesome ice cream/gelato place.. the one i always go to is on south pointe drive, at the bottom of south beach across from joe's stone crabs.

[kiya]

I have a 6 hour layover in Miami next week..

From the little research i did it looks like MIA is extremely close to inner city Miami..

I have about five hours to kill, what would be the things i should do while in MIami for such a short time?

I'll be there mid-day on a Friday so i'm assuming everything will be open...

[showbiz00ditc]

go sit on the beach.

its mostly touristy shit there anyways.

theres always happy hour lunches... all the restaurants do their menu's for halfprice at lunchtime and free drinks and stuff... so many restaurants and they're all competing with eachother so you end up getting real good deals.

[spacemanvt]

^ hes talkin about ocean drive in sobe. its still a ripoff

i would say goto little havana and eat some cuban food. mmmmmm

[ImRatherUnique]

go to chef creole's in the hood, trust me its worth it.

[kiya]

No beaches.. I'm actually going to be ON my way to Turks & Caicos...

So maybe restaurants or something else i should hit up?

Little Havana sounds really cool though, might have to just spend my day there..

[Carl]

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anything less kiya...

[hey]

I'm heading to Miami this weekend to visit relatives and hoped to do some shopping there but I'm worried that just cruising around to find places is only going to render typical bullshit Miami fashion.

Any recommendations on decent stores to hit up in the area?

[herpsky]

barneys coop?

[ogre]

It's been a couple of years since I was there, but I seem to recall Arrive in South Beach being decent. I don't know if it's still around, though.

[aphelan]

Will be in Miami for a week for new years eve, what are some good spots to hit up?

[ImRatherUnique]

there really arent many but....

Base

939 Lincoln Road

Miami Beach, FL 33139

-rag, cdg, opening ceremony, ndg etc.

Barnerys Co-op

832 Collins Ave

Miami Beach, FL 33139

-traditional barneys fair, ive found some good deals

here in the past though

its all i can remember off the top of my head for now but theres a few more

[mike lowrey]

aside from Base and Co-op, theres not much. enjoy the sun, laught at guidos and doodoo coloured shirtless elderly people with gold chains.

Lincoln Road around base is ok to walk around, theres a bunch of cafes (van dyke is nice) and bookstores etc.

OHWOW is a mixed bag gallery with all sorts of hipsterish exhibitions.

cant think of much else right now.