doin hood thangs

[down4nyhc]

do you happen to be black?

no. i'm white. but apparently there are many nervous cops who will pull the trigger the second they feel threatened and get away with it.

[tac0tron]

[polishmike]

last night i was hanging out smokin a philly in an apartment with no power and an eviction notice on the door.

yeah, thats pretty hood. especially knowing where you're from.

[musclesmcsexy]

One time I brought malt liquor to a cocktail party

But it was the finest malt liquor sold at Smokes-4-Less

[matyomat]

i used to jack mad car emblems from the parking lot at school in 5th grade (0)!

thass wsup

[skull6]

I always pee in the sinks, done it before and always will. I used to have a maid when I was little and I always smell the crotch of her work/sweat denims and masturbate to it. Maybe I'm just naturally a denim expert, although it wasn't selvedge or anything.

[m1sterko]

that just nasty.

[Handlethevibe]

I used to have a maid when I was little and I always smell the crotch of her work/sweat denims and masturbate to it.

woah .

[Tyro1]

I always pee in the sinks, done it before and always will. I used to have a maid when I was little and I always smell the crotch of her work/sweat denims and masturbate to it. Maybe I'm just naturally a denim expert, although it wasn't selvedge or anything.

holy shit... that's not hood.

[ghostdeini]

that's gangsta

[terrible!]

One time...or quite a few times, as a young child, I told my mom I was hungry. She would respond "Well got to sleep, and you wont be hungry, damn."

Looking back, that was pretty hood.

I also rocked mad cross colours and had a flat top fade until my freshman year of highscool. This was in like 96, so atleast 5 years after it went out of style.

[lawless]

when my dad was a teenager he got pulled over for a routine traffic stop. he was roll'n with a few of his home boys and there were stolen radio and stereo's in his trunk. The cops found it and him and his friends were arrested. One of his friends (rich kid, loved to party and live the good life) was bailed out of jail by his parents and skipped his court hearing and so an arrest warrant was out for him. One day he was caught speeding and he decided to outrun the cops. Cops chased him, he fired at the cops and cops fired back. Eventually he was pulled over and did 10 years for resisting arrest and for firing at police officer's.

hood ninja's mayneeee

wheere drunk thrad be maynee

[showbiz00ditc]

I flew home from NZ a couple days ago

Had to do a layover in SanFran

Got my bags and customs called me in to get my shit searched

So they searched me and didn't come up with anything but yesterday I was rockin my sufu warehouses which were in the bag that got searched

Put my hand in the pocket and felt something... Pulled out a bullet and half a joint

[U MAD]

my dad got a speeding ticket on his bike once.

white people

[Jkissi7]

I had my share of performing hood things ..

1. Use to walk into bodegas with hoodies and just drop items in my hood put it down, and just walk out like i didn't want anything.

2. Nothing like going bombing .. getting them cans ready to spray at 12:00

ahh countless other things .. just look at my shade

[Ryan]

i took a train yesterday

both train stations are probably more hood than half of the shit in this thread

yeah..i transfer at newark pennstation ever day to get to nyc...good way to wake up in the morning..

[lawless]

I've been watching Gangland on National Geographic all day.

real hood nigggs

[NESK]

real reconize real.

yall be snitchin on self. that aint right.

[cheep]

sitting on my front steps smoking a cig last night i got offered a 5$ blow job.

[tac0tron]

sitting on my front steps smoking a cig last night i got offered a 5$ blow job.

Would be so hood if you smacked the person and made her do it for free.

[cheep]

would it be hood if i made her do it and gave her a 1 instead of a 5?

[Mr Waffles]

if the dollar was in change

[cheep]

shit... i should have tried that. maybe ill see her out looking for crack money tonight.

[Mr Waffles]

i pay for my tall boys with change.

[cheep]

shit... me too. i get paid thursdays, so usually by wedensday i pay for most things in change.

[selaviso]

was smoking a bowl at some house party back in high school and then when i was about to exhale the cops just ran into the backyard and i blew smoke in that fools face and ran into the house instantly to blend in with the other 30 asian kids. bitch ass cop didnt find me... dont think anyone could of found me haha.

[Guest]

used to do graffiti

hustled pills

been jumped a few times

[idrawdinosaurs]

I had to...take a massive dump outside of LAX's (the club) parking lot. Had Parks Korean BBQ for dinner, and ate way too much garlic. I was holding it for a good hour or so, but the club was way hot and that certainly does not help. Headed for the head, but some one puked all over the toilet and the parking lot seemed way nicer. Popped a squat and took a nice dumb with a mixture of cocktail napkins, and sanitary toilet seat covers to wipe.

Had no idea human shit smelled so bad, thank gawd for porcelain and water.

Hood?

[cjbreed]

^^^not necessarily hood, but entertaining nonetheless

[Larry!]

I talked to a black guy today.

Hood?